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TysonBowersIII
05-07-2011, 06:01 PM
Assassin’s Creed Revelations – A Game That Teaches Children How to Murder and Be a Gay Anti-Christhttp://christwire.org/2011/05/...e-a-gay-anti-christ/ (http://christwire.org/2011/05/assassins-creed-revelations-a-game-that-teaches-children-how-to-murder-and-be-a-gay-anti-christ/)

phil.llllll
05-07-2011, 06:06 PM
From the article:

"What is Assassin’s Creed Revelations About?

In this part of the game’s series, the main Assassin is on a mission to find the killer of his long time lover “Altair”. Enzio, goes on missions to kill people and along the way he makes gay relationships with other underground assassins. With each mission completed, your child is given a clue of who the real killer is. It is like a bloody gay soap opera, filled with gay bath houses and long dramatic cut sequences of kissing and man bear embraces."

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Also liked the part about the "embrace" after each kill http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

notafanboy
05-07-2011, 06:11 PM
is this guy serious ?.

phil.llllll
05-07-2011, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by notafanboy:
is this guy serious ?.

It's a satire site.

tH3PatRi0Tx1776
05-07-2011, 06:12 PM
hahaha yeah, it's hilarious! This really makes me angry though, partly because I am Christian, and I hate when other Christians do this kind of stuff! It really grinds my gears. It's Christians like this that give give Christians a bad name.
Edit:Good to know it's a satire site! lol

iN3krO
05-07-2011, 06:41 PM
I didn't believe god and i already said a thing like the creed before ac ....

SleezeRocker
05-07-2011, 07:24 PM
Im a Believer, but even I don't think AC is like that. But if it's any consolation I never take games seriously if features "themes" (Assassisn's Creed, Dante's Inferno/Which sucked, Castlevania LoS etc) I play for fun http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Also they DON'T know what they talking about:

-What is Assassins Creed?

It is a video game created by the communist Japanese company Capcom, the same creators of the ultra violent game “Street Fighter” and “Princess Peach’s Pool Party“.

LOL wut?

-In this RPG first shooter series
LOL wut?

-This game also includes male to male make out scenes

Did yall even FINISH seeing Altair's and Ezio's last respects?

-Your children also are taught to use the help of prostitutes
If you can make them work FOR YOU without SEXUAL favors...then how is that bad? It's like one asking a co-worker to help ya lift osme boxes across the warehouse or something http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

-The game forces the player to mingle with Satanic opened legged swamp tramps as a from of invisible travel.
LOL wut?

-What is Assassin’s Creed Revelations About?

In this part of the game’s series, the main Assassin is on a mission to find the killer of his long time lover “Altair”. Enzio,

Game is NOT EVEN out yet, so how can you judge (plus we ALL know that ain't what it is lol)
Enzio-.....At least look up Assasisn's Creed 2 in wikipedia..yeah

sidenote- I agree with Geomart, it's people like them that make rest of Christians look bad, but oh well, that's THEM, not me.

I respect everyone till you give me a reason not to respect you http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

kriegerdesgottes
05-07-2011, 07:38 PM
Dude I am a very strong christian and this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. It doesn't even have the facts straight at all. I don't even think this is serious or real. Although I agree it's annoying how pro-liberal/anti-christian it sometimes can be this is downright ridiculous lol.

RzaRecta357
05-07-2011, 07:44 PM
It's a site designed to make christians look dumb. You should read the Portal 2 review.

Same stuff.

rileypoole1234
05-07-2011, 08:21 PM
Enzio

FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE IT'S EZIO! NO N! EZIO!....................EZZZZZZIIIIIIOOOOOOO. phew

Blind2Society
05-07-2011, 08:42 PM
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LaCava1
05-07-2011, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by rileypoole1234:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Enzio

FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE IT'S EZIO! NO N! EZIO!....................EZZZZZZIIIIIIOOOOOOO. phew </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Dude, it he copy-and-pasted from the site. IT (the site) said Enzio, not him. He knows it's Ezio.

Yes, I hate it when people say Enzio too. It makes me want to punch the stupidity right out of their head.

TheSpectator
05-07-2011, 09:07 PM
Comedic genius.

Lovin the graphs.

xsatanicjokerx
05-07-2011, 09:28 PM
"This game will turn your young boy into a *** bandit junkie, who will feen for a gay sexual encounter fix and will go into male sex act withdraws if he doesn’t get his hands on a fresh and plump piece of sin snake."

lol! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

monkeyuncle8
05-07-2011, 09:45 PM
arnt most gamers like 30 anyways? and 1/4 of gamers are 40. And dont wemon gamers out number male gamers under 18? so this really doesnt apply that well to children

lol make out scences

reini03
05-08-2011, 02:05 AM
That guy seriously doesn't know what he's talking about http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


Bravo, Capcom, bravo.

CAPCOM? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

piratprince
05-08-2011, 02:29 AM
LOl. In the new ac you are able to use your hidden dil..dodododo http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

itsamea-mario
05-08-2011, 02:41 AM
I really hope this is a joke site, if not then i will lose all faith in humanity and spend my life trying to bring about armageddon.

burtie80
05-08-2011, 02:43 AM
Right now I have an overwhelming urge to get my hands on a fresh and plump piece of sin snake, any of you other *** bandit junkie’s want to join me? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

That site was hilarious...

RzaRecta357
05-08-2011, 02:50 AM
It's 100% a joke site. 1 same poster even fights everyone that says they're dumb it's hilarious.

Guys, search the site for the Portal 2 review. He said Enzio on purpose to sound stupid. It's just the site.

Pattington_Bear
05-08-2011, 03:23 AM
This is fantastic, it made me laugh.

Avva Mapia
05-08-2011, 04:12 AM
You christians need to lighten up

EnterinPwnZone
05-08-2011, 05:16 AM
LOL!
This made my day.

burtie80
05-08-2011, 05:41 AM
One thing I cant work out is where does Desmond fit into his version of the story?

Perhaps he was the third party in a love triangle?

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MrKnox122
05-08-2011, 11:13 AM
Assassin's Creed and I qoute "In this RPG – first shooter series, your children are exposed to the same type of over the top bloody violence and anti-Christian game play over and over again."

Black_Widow9
05-08-2011, 01:54 PM
I know it's a satire but this could be offensive to a lot of people not including the Language that it has brought into this Thread. I'm closing this now.