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JarheadEd
08-23-2005, 08:51 PM
I pulled this from a BattleTech forum and put it here since there would be a better appreciation for it. Thanks to LouHobbs


MUNICHâ€"ťAn elite force of three dozen 24-hour Luftwaffle restaurants were unveiled across Germany Monday, with free waffles for blond-haired, blue-eyed customers, discounts on Cheese SwasSticks, and the incendiary bombardment of Luftwaffle's largest competitor, the city of London.

"Soon, customers will fall under the sway of my lightning-quick, piping-hot Blintzkreig," said Hans Kreuzen, Luftwaffle's founder and oberstmanager-general. "All will know the sweet, buttery taste of fear and waffles from above."

Luftwaffle restaurants are expected to face ruthless competition in Germany's already crowded martial-themed eatery business, which is led by such established chains as WehrKnochwurst and Der Marzipanzerkommand.

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Obviously, from the onion.

PBNA-Boosher
08-23-2005, 08:57 PM
Sweetness!

WTE_Ibis
08-24-2005, 04:38 AM
The trouble is that Karl cannot dunk his Doenitz

Sorry. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

John_Wayne_
08-24-2005, 04:44 AM
Order a large slice of humble pie for my buddy Hristo.

Nick_Toznost
08-24-2005, 04:46 AM
Originally posted by WTE_Ibis:
The trouble is that Karl cannot dunk his Doenitz

Sorry. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

That's a highly amusing pun, better than most in the original post, don't apologise.

That is the most entertaining thing I've read all day, granted I just woke up!

Hristo_
08-25-2005, 06:18 AM
Times are changin', not even John Wayne is what he used to be http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

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