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raisen
09-12-2005, 07:50 AM
...... The Ashes our surely ours. "All your bowlers are belong to us...."

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raisen
09-12-2005, 07:50 AM
...... The Ashes our surely ours. "All your bowlers are belong to us...."

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HotelBushranger
09-12-2005, 07:51 AM
Shutup man! SHUTUP!

whiteladder
09-12-2005, 09:02 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by raisen:
...... The Ashes our surely ours. "All your bowlers are belong to us...."

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Bit premature, but getting closer...COME ON ENGLAND!!!!

raisen
09-12-2005, 09:29 AM
The people of England would like to extend their sympathies to the Australian nation on the occasion of the death of Australian cricket....

But seriously, what a great series. All the way to the last session..... And you have beaten us like cheap mules in the past.

Raisen

ashley2005
09-12-2005, 10:03 AM
go england go !!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

raisen
09-12-2005, 10:44 AM
Giles just bowled out.... Not long now....

Raisen

raisen
09-12-2005, 10:46 AM
England all out

Raisen

raisen
09-12-2005, 11:17 AM
It's all over ! Thanks to Petersen and Giles, and to the Australian team for the most amazing tour !

Raisen.

Triggaaar
09-12-2005, 12:51 PM
Nice job boys. So much for the 5-0 white wash McGrath promised.

RAC_Pips
09-13-2005, 12:21 AM
It was, to my mind, the best Ashes series I have ever watched. And I've been watching for a very, very long time. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Full credit to England. They beat us comprehensively - batting, bowling, fielding and especially in Captaincy.

Back we will be back England, you can count on it. It may just take us a while.http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

pourshot
09-13-2005, 01:25 AM
I suppose I dont mind if you guys win the ash's every 18 years or so http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

partic_3
09-13-2005, 02:40 AM
Well done the Poms! By far the most painful thing about your victory is that you deserved it.

Or as Shane Warne would say "%#*^%$* you &^%$&^!! Why don't you &$&%$*&% before I $@#& your wife and your %#$#* sister, you pommie %#&$#!"
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pourshot
09-13-2005, 03:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by partic_3:
Or as Shane Warne would say "%#*^%$* you &^%$&^!! Why don't you &$&%$*&% before I $@#& your wife and your %#$#* sister, you pommie %#&$#!"
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Word!

Siwarrior
09-13-2005, 05:00 AM
Hotel, time to crank out the anti-pommie gun and get those ashes back

HotelBushranger
09-13-2005, 06:06 AM
Sounds good &lt;nods head&gt;

-Loads shotgun with APS: Anti Pom Shell

Triggaaar
09-13-2005, 06:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by partic_3:
Well done the Poms! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Where've you been? ENGLAND won, the Poms lost.

ploughman
09-13-2005, 07:28 AM
Eh?

Triggaaar
09-13-2005, 08:26 AM
Onto soap box:
Pomes are Australian (despite what Australians say). POMEs (Prisoners Of Mother England) were prisoners who were sent to Australia. They didn't come back. They're children became Australian. Britain is a free country. Those who live there are free to leave, not prisoners.
Off soap box.

Good.

ploughman
09-14-2005, 05:13 AM
Oh, right. That thing.

pourshot
09-14-2005, 11:31 PM
Well the way we see it is if you come from the old country your a pom simple as that really http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

HotelBushranger
09-15-2005, 02:52 AM
Triggaaar mate, you've got the wrong definition!! Pom is:

Pretentious
Old
Man

Glad we cleared that up http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Longjocks
09-15-2005, 03:29 AM
Pretentious? I thought it was plain pompous? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Hehe!

Nah, I congratulate the English team on a job well done. It's about time you had another turn with the Ashes and it's really going to make the next series an exciting one, maybe even moreso than this one.

HotelBushranger
09-15-2005, 04:27 AM
Yeah course, it's a cunning plan by us Aussies: let em have it for once, get their egos up, then smash them like a bunch of British wickets! (i.e. very weak http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif)

Jester_159th
09-15-2005, 01:22 PM
Love the quote in your sig, Hotel.

.....We've felt the same way about your fast bowlers for a long....LONG...time!!

Great to see such good sportsmanship about the series. Here's hoping the next series is as good (.....oh and that we win again!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif )

Triggaaar
09-15-2005, 06:28 PM
Was that little earn that Vaughan was throwing about the genuine ashes? It's a bit of a joke that the Aussies (Pomes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif) weren't allowed to take them home 16 years ago

Beaufort-RAF
09-15-2005, 06:34 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Triggaaar:
Was that little earn that Vaughan was throwing about the genuine ashes? It's a bit of a joke that the Aussies (Pomes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif) weren't allowed to take them home 16 years ago </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He'd be in the Tower of London if he'd thrown the real ones around. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Ironically the real Ashes are coming to Australia soon on a tour that was already scheduled before the series!

See what you could have won. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Triggaaar
09-15-2005, 07:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Beaufort-RAF:
He'd be in the Tower of London if he'd thrown the real ones around. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Thanks. Makes a bit more sense now http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

HotelBushranger
09-16-2005, 01:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Ironically the real Ashes are coming to Australia soon on a tour that was already scheduled before the series! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

See, no matter what happens we still win http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

pourshot
09-16-2005, 03:22 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">See, no matter what happens we still win </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you ever get the feeling that the poms are angry that we got sent to Oz and not them http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Pfft some punishment lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

raisen
09-17-2005, 07:32 PM
hehehehe

you folkd might well have something going there with the ckimate. Mind you, you can keep the snakes, and the bloody great snakes.

.....and our team did us proud. Mind you that Brett Lee is a bit quick, Warnie is amazing, McGrath is a bit tasty too.

Raisen

Low_Flyer_MkII
09-17-2005, 08:26 PM
I'm still wary of a nation that unleashed 'Prisoner - Cell Block H' upon an unsuspecting British public http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

raisen
09-18-2005, 06:50 PM
....Or Skippy the bleedin' bush kangaroo for that matter....

The horror.... the horror....

Bluedog72
09-18-2005, 07:18 PM
Well, we had to fight back with something.....you lot dumped East Enders on us.
Not to mention Doctor Who, The Wombles of Wimbledon, Thomas the flamin' Tank Engine,The Young Ones, The Goodies, The Bill, and God alone knows what other abominations.

Prisoner, Skippy, Home and Away, Neighbours.....it's all gentle, warm and fuzzy compared to the all out assault on viewers senses you guys let loose on us http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif. Death to the BBC!!!

BTW, it's P.O.H.M = Prisoner of His Majesty

ploughman
09-21-2005, 11:12 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Death to the BBC!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Jeezus! You're not really Rupert Murdoch are you? Anyway, what've you got against Wombles? And don't watch Eastenders, it'll make you go blind.

Jester_159th
09-21-2005, 12:46 PM
Lets' be honest. We only sent you Dr Who and the Young Ones cos no one over here's daft enough to watch them anymore (....Rik Mayal can only get work doing voice overs for the Andrex puppy nowadays for christsake!!....Advert for toilet paper if you're wondering...Talk about poetic justice!!) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

And considering you started it with those horrible but hypnotic movies we used to be tortured with in the early 70's, I think we've been merciful!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

I still shudder thinking about those films...sitting there...on the edge of your seat...muttering dementedly "It'll get better any minute...It'll get better any minute...Oh please God let it get better any minute!!"

...But they never did! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif....It was horrible...A waking nightmare http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif....Left me scarred for life....And then..... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif *sob* http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif....The next week......THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!! AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

...Where's my tablets??????

partic_3
09-21-2005, 06:59 PM
For all 'Strayans I recommend BOBII... flying for the Germans! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif
Bomb the living bejaysus out of them Ashes stealing buggers!!
I also like to hop in a Zero and slaughter large numbers of RNZAF P40s after they crush us in the rugby, too.