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Airmail109
02-19-2006, 07:43 AM

Airmail109
02-19-2006, 07:43 AM

p-11.cAce
02-19-2006, 07:51 AM
When I was 18 I would have voted 1, 23 I would have voted 2, 26 I would have voted 3, 29 I would have voted 4, now at 32 it is certainly number 5!

SnapdLikeAMutha
02-19-2006, 07:55 AM
I do when I can be bothered to listen to them

OD_79
02-19-2006, 07:57 AM
After last night...No!

OD.

madsarmy
02-19-2006, 08:05 AM
Understanding woman will only lead to madness.
Just say yes or no & hope you've guessed correctly http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Chadburn
02-19-2006, 08:30 AM
It's arcade flying vs full real, be sure.

http://home.cogeco.ca/~jkinley/Men_vs_Women.jpg

Airmail109
02-19-2006, 08:31 AM
I think your right there madsarmy, however i think im part of the way there

Ive learnt degree of subtlety used by a woman is inversely proportional to how attracted you are to her. If you are absolutely in love with everything about her, her hints will amount to, "I really like your roommates new shoes." If you have no attraction to her what-so-ever, she will ask you to come spend a week with her in the Bahamas. A woman will confide in you that she slept with your best friend and that he treated her like dirt afterwards. She will go on-and-on for hours, until she builds up enough nerve to ask him out again.

Thus im lead to the conclusion that unless you make over a million dollars a year, you must completely ignore and and take the micky out of a woman to gain here affection. If you completely disregard her existence, she'll die for you.

Lol chadburn that sums things up

Grey_Mouser67
02-19-2006, 08:42 AM
There are always suprises...but after being married over a decade I've come to the following conclusions...

1) No matter how sweet and lovable, every woman will turn into a werewolf for one week out of the month...be sure and deal with it.

2) Women have the power in the household...they don't need "it"...whatever "it" is and guys do! Negotiation occurs from a position of power, and the man does not have any due to the above cards nature dealt us.

3) If you lose the argument, the courts will side with the woman...and they know it! say "I DO" and you've lost 50% of everything immediatly...deal with it...it is the price you pay for a warm bed at night and companionship.

4) Women delight over the wasting of money...particularly on shiny, expensive trinkets and dead botanical items that haven't dried up yet.

5) Sex as we know it will end after child birth...so hold out as long as you can!

6) Women tend to be creatures of emotion, they do what they "feel" is the right thing to do. Logic, reason, Vulcan-like discussions and decisions are useless...if you want to get your way, make your woman "feel" like it is the best thing!

7) Women want your love and devotion as well as your strength and creativity...someone has to unplug the toilet, take the garbage out, change the lightbulb, mow the lawn, paint the house, put down new flooring and put up the holiday decorations and lights...and it sure the heck isn't going to be her...get used to it.

8)Women have a keen sense of smell...brush your teeth regularly, shower regularly, don't fart within 100 ft of a woman, don't smoke and especially stay away from the hot secretary that wears way too much colgne...in fact stay away from the male employees that wear too much cologne!

9) Women like money too...if you make more of it, they will want control...this is the one thing in a man's favor if those conditions exist...but remember #1-#3...you will likely lose if you get stubborn!

10) Last but not least, Women have a planet full of men looking for "it"...never forget this...they have more options and substitutes! And remember, it is all about love and security for women...for men, it is all about possession and exclusivity....whatever "it" is.

stathem
02-19-2006, 09:09 AM
If you ever get to fully understand women you will cease to be interested in them.

Don't even try.

jasonbirder
02-19-2006, 09:15 AM
Do I Understand Women?

No!

Do they Understand me?

Only too well....

Slickun
02-19-2006, 09:19 AM
I live by one rule.

Never EVER take **** from a woman. Fight the good fight, never give in.

If you do, you are lost. It was a 19 year battle with my current paramour, and she has finally resigned herself to the fact that I am NOT someone you can casually *****, gripe, or find fault with. She realizes that when she does, and all out battle results, EVERY SINGLE TIME, and the end result is at least a week of silence from me for starting another ridiculous, pointless fight.

19 years it took. That says a lot, right there, about the question first posed.

UCLANUPE
02-19-2006, 09:27 AM
I like this. Chadburn provided us the graphic and Greymouseer67 the description of the graphic, GREAT STUFF. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

I think you both have some great insight to how women operate. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

Tooz_69GIAP
02-19-2006, 09:38 AM
Women are evil, not much more can be said!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

p-11.cAce
02-19-2006, 10:05 AM
On the image theme:
Men
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c99/acmeaviator/cubcockpit.jpg
Women
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c99/acmeaviator/concord.jpg

BuzzardHead
02-19-2006, 10:07 AM
Women were created because sheep can't cook.

SeaFireLIV
02-19-2006, 10:18 AM
"Do you understand women?"

No. And I never shall.

slipBall
02-19-2006, 10:21 AM
Well they are so soft, and warm on the outside. Say, or do something wrong, Then hell know'eth no fury. 3 out of 4 of them, can be very unstable. SlipBall ( I was only following orders ) from her!!!!!

Airmail109
02-19-2006, 10:27 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">6) Women tend to be creatures of emotion, they do what they "feel" is the right thing to do. Logic, reason, Vulcan-like discussions and decisions are useless...if you want to get your way, make your woman "feel" like it is the best thing! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That is probably one of the best pieces of advice out there.

Lucius_Esox
02-19-2006, 10:30 AM
I have one hard and fast rule with ALL women.

Never argue with em..

If you win you lose,, if you lose,,, well you get the idea.

I stick to this and smiling sweetly and agreeing through thick and thin allows me my sanity.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

slipBall
02-19-2006, 10:35 AM
You are very wise.<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Lucius_Esox:
I have one hard and fast rule with ALL women.

Never argue with em..

If you win you lose,, if you lose,,, well you get the idea.

I stick to this and smiling sweetly and agreeing through thick and thin allows me my sanity.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LEBillfish
02-19-2006, 10:37 AM
<span class="ev_code_PINK">Silly, silly human males....Women are not complex, most of you simply however are not willing to think with a different set of values and logic then your own.</span>

Airmail109
02-19-2006, 10:39 AM
^^^ Classic example of a woman who thinks she knows everything about men....

Airmail109
02-19-2006, 10:41 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by slipBall:
You are very wise.<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Lucius_Esox:
I have one hard and fast rule with ALL women.

Never argue with em..

If you win you lose,, if you lose,,, well you get the idea.

I stick to this and smiling sweetly and agreeing through thick and thin allows me my sanity.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

PS thats **** i argue with them and they come back, in fact it seems many of them like the drama http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/354.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

If you agree with them all the time they accuse you of being boring and a push over

SnapdLikeAMutha
02-19-2006, 11:07 AM
Just remember - the way to a woman's heart is through the sternum

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

AustinPowers_
02-19-2006, 11:09 AM
I don't understand them, but I am head over heels in love with 1 of the species.

Deedsundone
02-19-2006, 11:19 AM
I got a women.....I call her DELLicious.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Targ
02-19-2006, 11:24 AM
As long as you understand that they think they have a sack of gold between there legs and tell them what they want to hear than you will be fine.
It's ok to be a guy no matter what any women or metrosexual says!

DaimonSyrius
02-19-2006, 12:10 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aimail101:
whats your understanding of the apparently fairer sex </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
It is my understanding that women are a very cool variety of human being (hot too, that's just a wording matter).

I might be wrong, but I like them. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Cheers,
S.

madsarmy
02-19-2006, 12:20 PM
I don't trust anything that bleeds for seven days in a row & doesn't die.

SnapdLikeAMutha
02-19-2006, 12:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by madsarmy:
I don't trust anything that bleeds for seven days in a row & doesn't die. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Chuck Norris bled for 14 days and 14 nights

On the 15th day he invented the hexadecimal system

CD_kp84yb
02-19-2006, 12:23 PM
uhm if it wasnt my girl looking over shoulder, i would vote its an alien rac............................................... ..................

game over

Friendly_flyer
02-19-2006, 12:48 PM
Women are fickle, but a bit of knowledge of the endocrine system will make them fairy transparent. Cycling through three hormonal influences in four weeks will do funny things to people. We lads are accused of being single minded. That is not really true, we are just single hormoned, we have the same stupidifying stuff on all the time.

Has I been of the religious persuation, I would have thanked the heavens for my single stupid-hormon every day.

djetz
02-19-2006, 12:52 PM
Of course, LEBillfish is absolutely correct.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Women are not complex, most of you simply however are not willing to think with a different set of values and logic than your own. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's the truest thing that has been said here.

HOWEVER - the problem is that most of us guys are basically honest and straightforward and don't like guessing games and obfuscation. If we have a problem, we'll say so. We'll try to fix it. Etc.

Women, on the other hand, will UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES EVER tell you what the rules of the game are. They set the rules. If you do wrong, they will punish us.

ESPECIALLY if we don't know we've broken one of their secret rules that we were never warned about.

If you ASK them about the rule you've broken, some simple honest straightforward guy question like "What's wrong, honey?" then you've broken the only CONSISTANT rule they've all got, which is that they UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES EVER tell you what the rules of the game are. Telling you what's annoyed them would be breaking the "no telling" rule.

This leads to a situation like: I once spent 24 hours of abuse, tears, emotional warfare, and general unpleasantness from a girlfriend for something that she refused to explain. After all that, it eventually emerged - after many painful hours of questioning - that she took offense because I called her desire to pop a pimple that I had on my back "repulsive."

Now, because of the "no telling" rule, if you ever do figure out what it was that annoyed her, it usually doesn't help because after she's finally told you what the problem was, she simply moves the secret goalposts somewhere else and waits for you to trip over them again.

This is what a woman calls a relationship. It's also proof positive that homosexuality is born and not learned behaviour, because I for one look at my gay friends and wish life could be so blissfully simple...

Airmail109
02-19-2006, 01:03 PM
Djetz, I call them on their brattish behaviour or ignore it and if they were arguing pointlessly....well theyre replacable.....byebye lol

and anyway I have my own rules as well, us men are not all that easy ladies.

1 ) Let me define some terms for the ladies (at least my personal definitions):

Seeing each other - Gone out a few times, never fooled around or if we did, nothing below the belt.

Dating - Gone out a few times, fooled around including below the belt, as well as sex or at least oral.

Together - Gone out a lot, call often, NOT exclusive unless stated.

Exclusive - Gone out a lot, talk often, and only with one person.

2) If you've called me and I haven't called back, don't call until I do.

3) If you want me to be honest with you, don't cry or argue with me every time I do.

4) don't complain about what an ******* your ex is to me.

5) Just because I hit on you when I was drunk doesn't mean that I'll even touch you when I'm sober. Learn this and plan accordingly.

6) If you aren't supermodel quality in the looks department, don't act like one. And even if you are good looking, don't be a *****. Personality is way more important than looks

7) In certain cirumstances this applies - If we're getting something to eat the first time we meet as friends, don't expect me to pay for you, especially if I drove. And if you do expect me to, don't tell me you left your money in your other purse. And if you do that, too, don't expect me to ever call you again.


8) I don't flirt a lot, I'm just a nice, friendly guy. If you see it as something else, then that's your fault.

9) If you tell people I'm "small" without ever knowing my size, I'll call you on it in public and show you how wrong you are.

10) If I tell you I really care about you and there's really no reason for me to (such as you're dating someone else), just give me about 1 hour and I'll realize that I don't really care about you. I just made a horrible decision.

11) Don't, under ANY circumstances, tell me how well you know me. Even if we've been together for over a year, there's a LOT you don't know about.

12) If you break a promise to me, don't plan on ever being together or even talking to me again. I'll usually tell you how much I value promises, but even if I don't, by breaking a promise, you just destroyed my trust in you.

13) Don't tell me I remind you of an ex-boyfriend. That just makes it very uncomfortable. Especially since no matter who he is, I'm better than him in every way.

14) If you're meeting my friends for the first time (or pretty much doing anything with my friends), I won't do more than give you a light kiss out of respect for my friends. Hang all over me and keep trying to make out with me will just make me resent you for it and feel uncomfortable, and most likely I won't call you again.

15) If I'm talking to you and under your breath you ask, "Could you ever love me?" or "Would you ever marry me?", especially if we're not together, I probably won't talk to you any more

16) If I really enjoy talking to you even after I know we can't be together, you are truly an amazing person.

17) Really, I'd rather have an intelligent, witty conversation with you rather than sit in a movie with you, no matter how many Kings of Comedy are in it.

18) If I've had an intelligent conversation with you that went on for a while, at which point you had to go instead of me, you really impress me and I probably will use you as a semi-basis for the personalities of my ideal woman in my future relationships. If I hang up on you, then you obviously aren't capable of anything that is of any value, and you will be mocked and scoffed at by me every time I think of the sad mistake I made by even talking to you.

19) I do not swear at women unless it is COMPLETELY warranted. Not even jokingly. If I swear towards you, I really don't like you.

20) If you call a guy from my room phone and you're dumb enough to let me see your cell phone, which happens to have his number in it, you deserve me calling him up and letting him know who I am. It's not that I'm trying to scare him away or keep you to myself... it's just that I'd rather see him ***** you out and tell you to go to hell than let you have the satisfaction of thinking you're playing him. Especially if you're just a stupid *****.


21) Also, a girl that is willing to initiate the first kiss is a great find! :-) Hell, I wish I could find more of them!

22) If you can speak to me about anything intelligently, we will have a much better time together. If you're not in school and think that describing a day of sitting on your *** because you don't work sounds intelligent... it doesn't. Remember this!


23) If you think we have this great connection and relationship and I'm dating someone else at the same time, don't be pissed off and try and make me feel guilty by saying, "I thought we were doing great, but I guess you didn't feel the same way." No ****in' duh. I obviously care more about the other girl than you, or else I wouldn't be still dating her. And I'll like her even more when you try to give me an ultimatum.

Perhaps im to picky....LOL

p-11.cAce
02-19-2006, 01:44 PM
I wish I could be more like aimail in some ways - my exwife and I split last July and I've yet to even ask a woman for her number much less go out on a date. Of course it might help if I took her picture off my desk http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif That's the worst part about women - they think none of us really care but sometimes you get one that you just can't get out of your head.

Airmail109
02-19-2006, 01:58 PM
P11 Ace i havnt met the ONE yet so I wouldnt know, I imgaine if I did....Id probably have a harder time forgetting.... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Friendly_flyer
02-19-2006, 02:29 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by p-11.cAce:
That's the worst part about women - they think none of us really care but sometimes you get one that you just can't get out of your head. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Aw, that hurts, mate. You really should consider taking that picture away. Hating a bit can be good under those circumstances.

archermav
02-19-2006, 02:32 PM
Personally, I dont understand colour tellies either, but I've got one of them as well!

SeaFireLIV
02-19-2006, 02:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
<span class="ev_code_PINK">Silly, silly human males....Women are not complex, most of you simply however are not willing to think with a different set of values and logic then your own.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Well, it`d be nice if they thought considering our values for a change and understand that we don`t hate women we love them, but you just gotta be so complicated about the simplist of things, turning everything into a major drama. Oh, and btw, that`s a typical `I`m always right` female response too. Think I`ll stay with my values. TA!

Grue_
02-19-2006, 03:09 PM
If a woman was as easy to please as a dog the world would be a much happier place.

Men on the other hand ARE as easy to please as a dog. We like to be smiled at, fed and given the occasional 'pat' for a lifetime of unending loyalty.

danjama
02-19-2006, 03:09 PM
Airmail, me and you both know my answer to this, hell we chat about this stuff enough http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Sweetiecakes
02-19-2006, 03:25 PM
Maybe you will never understand us, but you could try understanding how to deal with us. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif

LStarosta
02-19-2006, 05:19 PM
Women r gay.

wayno7777
02-19-2006, 06:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Chadburn:
It's arcade flying vs full real, be sure.

http://home.cogeco.ca/~jkinley/Men_vs_Women.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's the answer, be sure!.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif

LEBillfish
02-19-2006, 07:14 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SeaFireLIV:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
<span class="ev_code_PINK">Silly, silly human males....Women are not complex, most of you simply however are not willing to think with a different set of values and logic then your own.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Well, it`d be nice if they thought considering our values for a change and understand that we don`t hate women we love them, but you just gotta be so complicated about the simplist of things, turning everything into a major drama. Oh, and btw, that`s a typical `I`m always right` female response too. Think I`ll stay with my values. TA! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Didn't say you should change how you think, nor is it a typical female response either.....

The topic is "do you understand women". So to understand them they thinking differently then men to say "women don't think like be so I don't get it"...Assures it, consider how they think, and what are their values and you "will understand them" agree with them or not...

Who's being all full of drama now?.....Most of you seem rather....ahem....upset http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

LStarosta
02-19-2006, 07:17 PM
To hell with your holier than thou bullshiot! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif



No woman can ever take the place of a good flask at your side! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

x6BL_Brando
02-19-2006, 07:21 PM
I'd of voted, but I didn't see a heading for "Quite well, having been through a lot of cr@p side-by-side with my life -partner and we're still taking the time to listen to each other."

Instead I see a lot of veiled insults and puerile boy rubbish. Grow up lads, you make me blush!

partic_10
02-19-2006, 07:35 PM
LEBillfish,
a lot of guys do get upset when women behave so strangely. I used to think these threads were examples of misogyny. I used to feel sorry for women that they had to deal with creatures as arrogant and selfish as men. But, then, I was a "nice" guy, a bit shy, not very confident but funny and "sensitive". Needless to say I had no interest from the opposite sex. I now know that men behave they way they do because they have been trained by women to do so. I was the idiot! I behaved much the way women said they wanted men to behave and yet they wouldn't touch me with a pike pole! (OK, I'm no oil painting either, but nothing too tragic). Eventually I learned to be more "manly" and talk about my feelings less and be more emotionally independent and enjoy watching sport and all that sort of ****e! Did it work? Yep.
Now don't get me wrong. I'm no bastard. Unfortunately you have to be born a bastard, you can't just fake it 'cause chicks can sense that and they'll despise you but you can train yourself to be a bit aloof. Treat women well, be respectful and enjoy the games with good grace but always maintain a little distance, a little emotional "strength", that's my advice...

...until you're married with kids, in which case your only real option is "yes, dear"!

My underlying thesis is that men will behave however they need to in order to have sex with women, and, on the whole, men behave the way they do because it works.

Dew-Claw
02-19-2006, 08:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by p-11.cAce:
When I was 18 I would have voted 1, 23 I would have voted 2, 26 I would have voted 3, 29 I would have voted 4, now at 32 it is certainly number 5! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

...and at 45 you don't even bother to take the poll.....
at least not till your woman tells you how you need to answer. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

LEBillfish
02-19-2006, 09:02 PM
In all bluntness, all I'm seeing in much of this thread is three things...

1. "I was hurt by a woman so now am mistrustful, upset with, and generalize all women"....Naturally if I said you were just like Bob you'd tell me 1,000 reasons why you're not and be right....Goes both ways for all folks and genders.

2. "I can't get my woman or women in general to want the same things I want, when i want them, or see, believe and value things the same as I do"......Same as above, you're not Bob yet neither is Sally.

3. "I know women implicitly, so let me tell you how much they confuse me".......Yea, I don't get that either yet that's what many are saying...."let me tell you what's wrong with them though I don't understand them"......There you are correct, as such brilliance can only be a mans.

Frankly, if this thread is any indication.....You're right. 99% of men don't understand women and I can tell you from most the posts most certainly have no idea what a woman wants.

So if you can't understand us take the easy way out......Learn to obey us http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Gold_Monkey
02-19-2006, 09:30 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">To hell with your holier than thou bullshiot! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">No woman can ever take the place of a good flask at your side! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What the **** do you know? You're nothing but a PUNK kid.

Dew-Claw
02-19-2006, 09:42 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">So if you can't understand us take the easy way out......Learn to obey us Wink2 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

SEE! SEE!!
HER MAN IS OVER 45!!! I can tell!
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

p-11.cAce
02-19-2006, 09:43 PM
AMEN http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif If I had just said yes dear more often than "not taking any ****" as I believe one poster here said I'd probably be happily snuggled in a warm bed with my ex right now after a fun "roll in the hay" - instead I am here with you all (no offense) and working on my fmb skills http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

Badsight.
02-19-2006, 09:48 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">e Computer

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French.


Unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine
or feminine:

"House" is feminine-"la maison." Pencil" is masculine-"le crayon."


A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"


Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into

two groups - male and female - and asked them to decide
for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a
feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons
for their recommendation.


The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely
be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal
logic

2. The native language they use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term
memory for possible later review

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.



The women's group, however, concluded that computers
should be masculine ("le computer") because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn
them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half
the time they ARE the problem

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you
had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better
model.


The women won! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Badsight.
02-19-2006, 09:49 PM
he rules - as seen in their proper perspective.

You always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.



1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.



1. If you won't dress like Charlie's Angels, don't expect us react like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.


1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it ,
just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.


1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as :
football, drinking, or cars and motorbikes.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the sofa tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping

Badsight.
02-19-2006, 09:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Any woman who is looking for a husband .....hasnt had one. I left my husband for medical reasons.....I got sick of him. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">A woman who thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming too high </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">A women who strives to be equal to man lacks ambition </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Adam said he was feeling lonely and asked God for company. "I was thinking of making you a woman," said God. "What is a woman?" asked Adam. "Nearly a man, only curvier," said God, "and also sweet, caring and loving and at your beck and call. She will be an inspiration to you." "Gosh," said Adam, "how much will that cost?" "An arm and a leg," said God. "What could I get for a rib?" asked Adam. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


from a freind over MSN

Dew-Claw
02-19-2006, 09:59 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by p-11.cAce:
AMEN http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif If I had just said yes dear more often than "not taking any ****" as I believe one poster here said I'd probably be happily snuggled in a warm bed with my ex right now after a fun "roll in the hay" - instead I am here with you all (no offense) and working on my fmb skills http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yea, but then again, if I thought that way Id prob still be married to that *cough* witch sleeping in that bed then here with my girlfriend who understands...that men are...easy to keep happy.
Food
Frolic
Free time
and of course the all important
Free Cable http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

p-11.cAce
02-19-2006, 10:09 PM
You know I felt a little dumb after hitting post now on that one - I started thinking "you know this really is not so bad - I'm doing something I really enjoy, drinking a beer, not worrying about how much trouble I'll be in for 'playing on the computer again'...my dog is curled up at my feet and I've got a good job to go to in the morning." Sometimes I just have those pity party moments.

LEBillfish
02-19-2006, 10:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dew-Claw:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">So if you can't understand us take the easy way out......Learn to obey us Wink2 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

SEE! SEE!!
HER MAN IS OVER 45!!! I can tell!
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually my Husband now at 45 is one of the very few men I've ever met that not only understands women, yet knows how to control them in a way that he gets exactly what he wants and the woman walks away feeling as though she got exactly what she wanted and more.

No tricks, no games, just in that he understands women he therefor knows how to deal with them....Everyone walking away a winner.

p.s......If you think a woman wants an idiot bull as a mate you can expect to not be with one for long.....If you think a woman wants some whipped simpering worm.....You've already lost her just as fast. Sadly, I've not seen a response here yet that inspires me to clue the participants in this thread into understanding women. Besides, if once i told you your already obviously delicate ego's couldn't take the blow of learning..."you mean that's all it would of took?...DOH!!" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Swivet
02-19-2006, 11:26 PM
Emotional trainwrecks,,,every one of them!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

You cant live with em and ya cant shoot em http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif


Gotta love em http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

WTE_Ibis
02-20-2006, 12:16 AM
In my humble opinion, and I've been around for more than a few years, the two best answers are
below.



djetz
Picture of djetz

Posted Sun February 19 2006 11:52
Of course, LEBillfish is absolutely correct.

quote:
Women are not complex, most of you simply however are not willing to think with a different set of values and logic than your own.



That's the truest thing that has been said here.

HOWEVER - the problem is that most of us guys are basically honest and straightforward and don't like guessing games and obfuscation. If we have a problem, we'll say so. We'll try to fix it. Etc.

Women, on the other hand, will UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES EVER tell you what the rules of the game are. They set the rules. If you do wrong, they will punish us.

ESPECIALLY if we don't know we've broken one of their secret rules that we were never warned about.

If you ASK them about the rule you've broken, some simple honest straightforward guy question like "What's wrong, honey?" then you've broken the only CONSISTANT rule they've all got, which is that they UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES EVER tell you what the rules of the game are. Telling you what's annoyed them would be breaking the "no telling" rule.

This leads to a situation like: I once spent 24 hours of abuse, tears, emotional warfare, and general unpleasantness from a girlfriend for something that she refused to explain. After all that, it eventually emerged - after many painful hours of questioning - that she took offense because I called her desire to pop a pimple that I had on my back "repulsive."

Now, because of the "no telling" rule, if you ever do figure out what it was that annoyed her, it usually doesn't help because after she's finally told you what the problem was, she simply moves the secret goalposts somewhere else and waits for you to trip over them again.

This is what a woman calls a relationship. It's also proof positive that homosexuality is born and not learned behaviour, because I for one look at my gay friends and wish life could be so blissfully simple

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Grue_
Picture of Grue_

Posted Sun February 19 2006 14:09
If a woman was as easy to please as a dog the world would be a much happier place.

Men on the other hand ARE as easy to please as a dog. We like to be smiled at, fed and given the occasional 'pat' for a lifetime of unending loyalty.

-----------------------------------------------
And my 2cents, they meet you, they love you for what you are, then spend the rest of their lives trying to change you????

-------------------------------------------------------

And Billfish, how many happely married men do you see here, is it because men who love flight have no women skills or is it as I believe a general feeling among men that women just can't be satisfied no matter how hard they try and many just give up in frustration and go to the pub??
I'm not having a go at anyone here I just think that maybe god has a warped sense of humor.

.

LEBillfish
02-20-2006, 12:51 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by WTE_Ibis:
or is it as I believe a general feeling among men that women just can't be satisfied no matter how hard they try and many just give up in frustration and go to the pub??. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, is that really the 'honest" goal though?

Think on this........You do "X" things for a woman to get "what you want"....What if *over time*....She see's it for exactly that, to "get what you want"?.....Well that somewhat kills the whole thing huh?

Now what if instead you just do because that's how you are as a person.....Yet "through action" clearly show you're not doing to get?

Does that perhaps explain why for most eventually "partially" the honeymoon starts to fade?....

Women don't want wimps, why do you think "bad boys" get the gals ....yet can't keep them because women don't want jerks either. It's about balance....Past that try and think in terms of basic animal instinct and why males and females on such a base level do what they do.

It's really not as complex as you all make out. What you're really all saying is...."Why don't women think like me?".......Well, see Bob above http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

panther3485
02-20-2006, 01:05 AM
I don't understand a woman.

I don't understand a man.

I don't even understand a child.

I understand a person.


panther3485

JG5_UnKle
02-20-2006, 01:06 AM
This post should be "Do you need to get out more?" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

major_setback
02-20-2006, 01:09 AM
Oh yes, I understand women. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Tooz_69GIAP
02-20-2006, 01:29 AM
Well, I have had a lot of strange experiences with women throughout my life which has given me in many cases a rather intriguing insight to their psyche, their motivations, their reactions to certain situations, and more.

Generally speaking, in my experience, there are many women who like me as the person I present myself to be, whatever it is they think that is. As soon as I enter into a relationship with them, no matter how accepting they were of who I am, the immediately begin to impose their idea of what I could become, in theri eyes. Whether that includes getting a better job, or a better education, or just taking up a new past time.

The thing that always amazes me is a women will often start to think of me, not in terms of how I am, but how I will be if I follow their life plan for me!

I really don't get this thinking at all. I rarely ask them to alter anything about themselves (unless they smoke - I hate that) as I chose to enter the relationship because of how they were at the time I met them, not how I thought they might be like in 1 year, or 2, or 20 years time!

That is the thing that often causes the problems because they eventually realise that I'm not going to suddenly change everything in my life to become this knight in shining armour they have been fantasising about, and they start getting pissed off about it!

Then they start crying and stuff. I hate when a woman crys, it always makes me feel really guilty, even if I've done nothing wrong!

Women are evil, that's all there is to it! But I'll be damned if I canny leave em alone! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Z4K
02-20-2006, 01:31 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by LEBillfish:
<span class="ev_code_PINK">Silly, silly human males....Women are not complex, most of you simply however are not willing to think with a different set of values and logic </span><span class="ev_code_YELLOW">then</span><span class="ev_code_PINK"> your own.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
... So to understand them they thinking differently then men to say "women don't think like <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">be</span> so I don't get it"...

... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


I understand this woman. Even with her typographical errors. Perhaps if she was willing to spell with the set of values, logic, and vocabulary as the rest of us she'd have an easier time of it.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

slo_one23
02-20-2006, 02:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Z4K:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by LEBillfish:
<span class="ev_code_PINK">Silly, silly human males....Women are not complex, most of you simply however are not willing to think with a different set of values and logic </span><span class="ev_code_YELLOW">then</span><span class="ev_code_PINK"> your own.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
... So to understand them they thinking differently then men to say "women don't think like <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">be</span> so I don't get it"...

... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


I understand this woman. Even with her typographical errors. Perhaps if she was willing to spell with the set of values, logic, and vocabulary as the rest of us she'd have an easier time of it.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

heh heh yea take that i've been griped at because i cant type worth poop so ha ha

rnzoli
02-20-2006, 03:01 AM
Do I really have to understand them? I don't think so.

I also find tricky that you talk generally about 'women'. Women are not a cloned type of personality, they ARE different, significantly. What a luck, I must say... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Lucius_Esox
02-20-2006, 04:07 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Silly, silly human males....Women are not complex, most of you simply however are not willing to think with a different set of values and logic then your own.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes yes you are quite right dear.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Of course you understand men, after all they are simple creatures.

You know there is one thing Freud might actually have been right about..

panther3485
02-20-2006, 04:12 AM
Hiya, Tooz_69GIAP

Your post reminds me of a saying I recently read on my desk calendar at work. It goes:

"A woman will marry a man, in the hope that he can be changed. A man will marry a woman, in the hope that she will not change. Both will be disappointed."

Don't know how true you think that is, but I couln't help but remember it!


Best regards,
panther3485

Viper2005_
02-20-2006, 07:12 AM
I saw this video:

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1235/

And I thought of this thread...

Freelancer-1
02-20-2006, 08:05 AM
All you need to understand is...

If you don't do what they tell you to, you aint gettin' any.

'nuff said

Lucius_Esox
02-20-2006, 08:12 AM
Viper...... Ouch lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

LEBillfish
02-20-2006, 08:17 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Z4K:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by LEBillfish:
<span class="ev_code_PINK">Silly, silly human males....Women are not complex, most of you simply however are not willing to think with a different set of values and logic </span><span class="ev_code_YELLOW">then</span><span class="ev_code_PINK"> your own.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
... So to understand them they thinking differently then men to say "women don't think like <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">be</span> so I don't get it"...

... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


I understand this woman. Even with her typographical errors. Perhaps if she was willing to spell with the set of values, logic, and vocabulary as the rest of us she'd have an easier time of it.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Interesting, as you begin with "I" and try to play the games many here are claiming women do as though you must struggle to understand those phrases. Better still, being at close to 9 years of reading and writing development (having been truly illiterate till 32 years of age), I'd say your skills Z4K are proportionally truly lacking.

Be careful of the challenge you set till you know your opponent. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

SeaFireLIV
02-20-2006, 08:33 AM
Here we go again with the `holier than thou` standing aloof on your pinacle **** looking down at the rest of us. Enjoying it? Good, cos, men are getting a lot wiser now to it all. Beware MEN ARE COMING BACK! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Really, I actually don`t care what you think. My earlier attempt to appeal to logic of course fails. You simply can`t help but to flatter yourself and not look inside to the truth.

LStarosta
02-20-2006, 08:44 AM
Billfish, call it quits, you're outnumbered here!

DaimonSyrius
02-20-2006, 08:46 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Viper2005_:
I saw this video:

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1235/

And I thought of this thread... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey Viper,
I had watched this before, it's an excellent clip, really artistic... even if a bit on the sour side. Great music too.
Still... life's tough, isn't it?

Cheers,
S.

P.S.: Nevertheless, art and all, I still hold what I replied to the topic earlier, p.2 I believe.

Airmail109
02-20-2006, 09:31 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by WTE_Ibis:
or is it as I believe a general feeling among men that women just can't be satisfied no matter how hard they try and many just give up in frustration and go to the pub??. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, is that really the 'honest" goal though?

Think on this........You do "X" things for a woman to get "what you want"....What if *over time*....She see's it for exactly that, to "get what you want"?.....Well that somewhat kills the whole thing huh?

Now what if instead you just do because that's how you are as a person.....Yet "through action" clearly show you're not doing to get?

Does that perhaps explain why for most eventually "partially" the honeymoon starts to fade?....

Women don't want wimps, why do you think "bad boys" get the gals ....yet can't keep them because women don't want jerks either. It's about balance....Past that try and think in terms of basic animal instinct and why males and females on such a base level do what they do.

It's really not as complex as you all make out. What you're really all saying is...."Why don't women think like me?".......Well, see Bob above http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shes right on the bad boys bit, its a fine balance....and Ive realised that you have to bottle up your emotions....which when u look at it is sad really. Women dont want emotional guys....in fact im beggining to think that they dont even want relationships, the girls in my age range (18-19) say theyd like a relationship, they dont though....they dont even know themselves, because they go for the guy whos a player/fling

LEBillfish
02-20-2006, 09:39 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LStarosta:
Billfish, call it quits, you're outnumbered here! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

hehe...I think you're right in that no one wants to really be clued in as to how to understand women or better still, learn how to work them. It's more fun to just say "Ughh, me no unnerstans dem wimings types, thems haves its all wrong beins I is da King-o-da-roost!!.....*insert Tim Taylor grunt here*"

So with that I'll simply take my insight and toddle off........Enjoy your "He-man Woman Haters Club" you rascals......Darla out http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


p.s....Be careful!....Remember lack of female company = danger in picking up the soap. Have fun guys http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Tooz_69GIAP
02-20-2006, 09:44 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aimail101:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by WTE_Ibis:
or is it as I believe a general feeling among men that women just can't be satisfied no matter how hard they try and many just give up in frustration and go to the pub??. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, is that really the 'honest" goal though?

Think on this........You do "X" things for a woman to get "what you want"....What if *over time*....She see's it for exactly that, to "get what you want"?.....Well that somewhat kills the whole thing huh?

Now what if instead you just do because that's how you are as a person.....Yet "through action" clearly show you're not doing to get?

Does that perhaps explain why for most eventually "partially" the honeymoon starts to fade?....

Women don't want wimps, why do you think "bad boys" get the gals ....yet can't keep them because women don't want jerks either. It's about balance....Past that try and think in terms of basic animal instinct and why males and females on such a base level do what they do.

It's really not as complex as you all make out. What you're really all saying is...."Why don't women think like me?".......Well, see Bob above http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shes right on the bad boys bit, its a fine balance....and Ive realised that you have to bottle up your emotions....which when u look at it is sad really. Women dont want emotional guys....in fact im beggining to think that they dont even want relationships, the girls in my age range (18-19) say theyd like a relationship, they dont though....they dont even know themselves, because they go for the guy whos a player/fling </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

18-19 years old? Man, you haven't even scratched the surface yet mate!! Once you start having relationships with women, rather than girls, you'll see the kind of absolute nonsense that can be perpetrated by these creatures!!!

elphifou
02-20-2006, 09:49 AM
Who cares, after all ? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Lucius_Esox
02-20-2006, 10:50 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">hehe...I think you're right in that no one wants to really be clued in as to how to understand women or better still, learn how to work them. It's more fun to just say "Ughh, me no unnerstans dem wimings types, thems haves its all wrong beins I is da King-o-da-roost!!.....*insert Tim Taylor grunt here*"

So with that I'll simply take my insight and toddle off........Enjoy your "He-man Woman Haters Club" you rascals......Darla out


p.s....Be careful!....Remember lack of female company = danger in picking up the soap. Have fun guys </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uhmmm, I think the term ego is applicable here.

Why is it that most women seem to think that every man is a dumbo in relation to them,,, it's almost a constant http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

It might be hard to accept for all the princesses out there that men have a hell of a lotta fun with things not involving the fairer sex,,,, is it jealousy???

I'm not a misoganist at all,, I don't care lol..

Stackhouse25th
02-20-2006, 11:33 AM
its taken some time, but i have figured them out. they are quite simple to understand. i also understand why a lot of men think women should not fill large roles (IE, fighter pilots, soldiers, airline captains)...

skabbe
02-20-2006, 11:35 AM
you have to be quite stupid to not understand woman. the only things that is hard is to make them understand them self every now and then. One thing more is that we are really good hurting each other though its just that we are so sensitive of the oposit gender. "damn your ugly" from a man, you go "yeah f you to". same words from a woman, you have to kill yourself. and the other way around...

LUFT11_Hoflich
02-20-2006, 12:48 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
In all bluntness, all I'm seeing in much of this thread is three things...

1. "I was hurt by a woman so now am mistrustful, upset with, and generalize all women"....Naturally if I said you were just like Bob you'd tell me 1,000 reasons why you're not and be right....Goes both ways for all folks and genders.

2. "I can't get my woman or women in general to want the same things I want, when i want them, or see, believe and value things the same as I do"......Same as above, you're not Bob yet neither is Sally.

3. "I know women implicitly, so let me tell you how much they confuse me".......Yea, I don't get that either yet that's what many are saying...."let me tell you what's wrong with them though I don't understand them"......There you are correct, as such brilliance can only be a mans.

Frankly, if this thread is any indication.....You're right. 99% of men don't understand women and I can tell you from most the posts most certainly have no idea what a woman wants.

So if you can't understand us take the easy way out......Learn to obey us http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

SEE? SEE?
When they see, watch or sense something opposite to their way of thinking.. they just won't shut the &^@%%$$@ up!!!

BTW.. YOU ARE RIGHT!!!
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ANY MORE POSTS. WE WON'T CHANGE OUR WAY OF THINKING ABOUT CHICKS BECAUSE OF YOUR REPLIES.

danjama
02-20-2006, 01:53 PM
Oh Happy Days!!

Maybe this guy http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/23110283/m/2661056414
is having women troubles? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

partic_10
02-20-2006, 03:16 PM
"Women don't want wimps, why do you think "bad boys" get the gals ....yet can't keep them because women don't want jerks either. It's about balance...."
Thanks, LEBillfish, nice to know I hit the nail on the head. But it is this balance that is so hard to achieve. But I'd much rather be a man than a woman. A couple of my female friends have been the most unlucky people, in that they were attracted to bastards, and my point is that you don't really have much control over who you are attracted to, and yet not so brain dead as to not also resent the bastardness. Now that is being caught between a rock and a hard place!

HerrGraf
02-20-2006, 04:29 PM
Boys, no need to be so childish. Women, like men come in many different personallities and maturities. I took me three marriages/relationships to figure it out.
The reason that you think you figure out men is becauce you grew up doing the same things and have simular enjoyments. The reason the female sex seems so different is that they grew up with different interests and doing something different than the boys. (Barbie vs. football)
What you need to do is listen to what she says (when she is not whining) about what a relationship entails. Remember her birthday, anniversary, events that are important to her. Give her pretty items that she will cherrish (no frying pans). Make it clear from the start what your priorities are, and that you will not change them. If she doesn't like them, leave now and avoid the troubles that will come in the future.



Any political party that is older than it's oldest living member should be disbanded .

KrashanTopolova
02-20-2006, 09:58 PM
The first lie detector was made out of a rib and they haven't been able to improve on that model since...

She failed her driving test. When the car stalled she got over into the back seat from force of habit...

Friendly_flyer
02-20-2006, 11:52 PM
My fiancé just looked over my shoulder and replied:

Understanding women, why would anyone want to understand women? Who cares?

Rammjaeger
02-21-2006, 02:27 AM
Great reading material from WW2! (apparently an age less concerned about political correctness):

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/hiringwomen.asp

elphifou
02-21-2006, 03:31 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Friendly_flyer:
My fiancé just looked over my shoulder and replied:

Understanding women, why would anyone want to understand women? Who cares? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I guess you meant "my fiancé<span class="ev_code_YELLOW">e</span>"...

Anyway, see? Just what I said :
WHO CARES ?
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Z4K
02-21-2006, 03:52 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
Interesting, as you begin with "I" and try to play the games many here... etc </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow. I was just having fun with typos in a thread about communication. I don't know where the rest came from.

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TPN_Cephas
02-21-2006, 08:27 AM
I may not understand them, but I know what to do with them!

kearsarge007
02-21-2006, 12:09 PM
WE DONT NEED TO UNDERSTAND THEM! ,
WE JUST WANT TO ____ THE HECK OUT OF THEM http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Without http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gifng them!


I prefer women who's slightly older than me,I bet you guys prefer a younger.gurl http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

slo_one23
02-21-2006, 03:33 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
In all bluntness, all I'm seeing in much of this thread is three things...

1. "I was hurt by a woman so now am mistrustful, upset with, and generalize all women"....Naturally if I said you were just like Bob you'd tell me 1,000 reasons why you're not and be right....Goes both ways for all folks and genders.

2. "I can't get my woman or women in general to want the same things I want, when i want them, or see, believe and value things the same as I do"......Same as above, you're not Bob yet neither is Sally.

3. "I know women implicitly, so let me tell you how much they confuse me".......Yea, I don't get that either yet that's what many are saying...."let me tell you what's wrong with them though I don't understand them"......There you are correct, as such brilliance can only be a mans.

Frankly, if this thread is any indication.....You're right. 99% of men don't understand women and I can tell you from most the posts most certainly have no idea what a woman wants.

So if you can't understand us take the easy way out......Learn to obey us http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
hmm... you want guy to nod his head and agree?
shower you with gifts for no reason except he"loves" you?
you want him to "love"you for who you are?

if all those are wong then im in the 99% boat anchors away arg
and wll men we all know the big thing on our mind but otherwise gimme something shiny and im happy for hours

MercilessFatBoy
02-21-2006, 05:29 PM
Theyre an alien race i dont even understand what theyre blabbering on about, but it doesnt realy matter if she has big chest

p-11.cAce
02-21-2006, 05:42 PM
Kearsarge I may not agree with the tone of your post but i do agree that older women are where its at - in my case that means give me 35+ rather than twenty something. In my experience an older woman is much more stable, comfortable with who she is and how she looks (none of that "does this make me look fat?" ****) and she's been around the block and knows the game: both how to get what she wants and how to give you what you want - without all the b.s. drama. I'd rather slit my wrists than deal with some club tart.

Treetop64
02-21-2006, 08:27 PM
Amen!

Gold_Monkey
02-21-2006, 08:48 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">p.s....Be careful!....Remember lack of female company = danger in picking up the soap. Have fun guys </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Lewicide
02-21-2006, 11:49 PM
What a women wants:

total control over everyone and everything around her.


Unfortunately, luck, nature and men confound this sense of entitlement, result, women are moody, cranky and always have something to complain about.

They love to share their complaints to confirm how hard done by they are. Nod sagely and say nothing or they will complain about your response http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


Men however understand that this type of control is unachievable and undesirable and are prepared to take their chances, with fidelity the only thing they really ask for.

ddsflyer
02-21-2006, 11:53 PM
Rule Number One: The woman is ALWAYS right.
Rule Number Two: When in doubt, refer to rule number one.