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05-19-2007, 06:48 AM
While flying on HL last night I ran across the great UMKA. One hell of a fighter pilot. Anyway who is this UMKA and how long has he/she been flying?

05-19-2007, 09:54 AM
UMKA cheats

he started playing this game in 1996, and amassed a huge lead of profecientcy time flying before any of us could get here

but other than that, yea, hes a true god


05-19-2007, 09:57 AM
well i been here 5 years and i've never heard of this clown. must not be too good. ive never seen him. and thats most likey a good thing for him. ;-)

05-19-2007, 03:35 PM
UMKA was a name of a polar bear cub from a Soviet cartoon in the 70s or early 80s http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif that may shed some light

05-19-2007, 04:18 PM
Maybe he's in with the programmers and has access to the source code to make a hack. But all in all, someone has to be a top ace like Galland and Co.

05-19-2007, 05:41 PM
Seen him in a Coop tonight.

He was piloting an A20C.

Two more souls jumped aboard his craft, as gunners.

Poor fools.

Within 2 minutes, UMKA just crashed the crate, into the sea, w/o any enemy aircraft around.

Oh yeah, he made a big impression...

After the waves had died down, nothing was left of that, or him. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

05-19-2007, 06:16 PM
FoolTrottel. I have the opinion you would like the whole game to be dynamic from that moment on. LOL J/K

05-19-2007, 07:40 PM
LMAO this guy is a pure noob...seriously. I know.