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Alderbranchh
08-17-2006, 08:29 AM
Well, welcome to my cult. Feel free to join.
The possibilities are endless!

Note: there is a heroes version of this Cult aswell and that is over 100 pages long ^^

Alderbranchh
08-17-2006, 08:29 AM
Well, welcome to my cult. Feel free to join.
The possibilities are endless!

Note: there is a heroes version of this Cult aswell and that is over 100 pages long ^^

Surlyduff50
08-17-2006, 08:36 AM
What's in it for us if we join?

Omega_224
08-17-2006, 08:36 AM
Ironic that in the option glorifying your perfectness, you mispell something.

Alderbranchh
08-17-2006, 08:41 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Surlyduff50:
What's in it for us if we join? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif Im a god, ill be sure to give you more than any current one you have ^^ My autograph for instance could be an option.

You can get a selfrightous-title, endless amount of pizzas from the tavern-keeper and highpriest in the heroes tavern and lots and lots more...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Omega_224:
Ironic that in the option glorifying your perfectness, you mispell something. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And your sense of humor is severly lacking ^^
Dont think its intentional?

Omega_224
08-17-2006, 08:44 AM
No, actually... I don't. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Alderbranchh
08-17-2006, 08:50 AM
Your loss... you know what...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/Alderbranch/stopid/scaredkitty.jpg

scworld
08-17-2006, 09:25 AM
All hail Alderbranch! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

sam_fisher091
08-17-2006, 11:04 AM
Don't you have two H's in your name, Alderbranchh?

Chimera87
08-17-2006, 11:09 AM
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/9541/aaaaaaahvk3.jpg

Alderbranchh
08-17-2006, 12:08 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sam_fisher091:
Don't you have two H's in your name, Alderbranchh? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually its not... Its these boards that ****ed it up.. but you are far to new to know about that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

And its nice to see atleast 3 ppl joined the great cult! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

And seriously... around 70+ ppl are sofar part of the Cult of Alderbranch ^^

Furious_Gopher
08-17-2006, 12:35 PM
Gah! How dare you soil this property with this Cult of your's!!


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

...(Irony there; I'm a member)

Alderbranchh
08-17-2006, 12:39 PM
So why didnt you vote "im a member already"??... besides... howcome you aint typing like the Secretary of Alderbranch like you are http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Furious_Gopher
08-17-2006, 12:42 PM
<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">I'm undercover here at SC</pre>

SoulFire382
08-17-2006, 12:47 PM
A title, you say?
I'm in!

Alderbranchh
08-17-2006, 12:54 PM
Soulfire: Now you just have to talk to red_orbiT_ the great title mongerer and my high priest Justice... and youll get a position and stuff within the cult http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

sam_fisher091
08-17-2006, 12:54 PM
I picked No.4, do I get a title?

Alderbranchh
08-17-2006, 01:00 PM
Selfrightous titles are given by red_orbiT_

Mostly he can be found here...
http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/4211096804/m/7611070214

jchung
08-17-2006, 01:51 PM
Any wierd religious rituals we have to do? We don't have to drink blood or anything do we?

cooldude6681
08-17-2006, 02:36 PM
No thanks, my friend is already going start her own cult, and she said I could...wait, too much information there. FORGET I SAID THAT!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

Alderbranchh
08-17-2006, 04:04 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jchung:
Any wierd religious rituals we have to do? We don't have to drink blood or anything do we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not really... just if you worship my wife who is a vampire... but hey... thats not me...

BTOG46
08-17-2006, 04:09 PM
A word of warning, if you visit our forums beware of mocking the great Alder, he`s not called the pinkifier for nothing http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

scworld
08-17-2006, 04:18 PM
*Suhudi Sadono's voice*Pinkify me... I am not afraid!

BTOG46
08-17-2006, 04:44 PM
Ah, the times I`ve heard those rash words.......how sad.......
* Walks away shaking his head *

they never learn till it`s too late http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

Furious_Gopher
08-17-2006, 04:46 PM
I'll warn you, Alder, that my Fellowship is much more advanced here than your SC Cult (I'm not even gonna try to conquor your "Heroes Cult")

I mean, here's something we have that you don't

http://www.freehotgame.com/funnpictures/Chippy%20The%20Attack%20Gopher.jpg

SoulFire382
08-17-2006, 05:00 PM
http://www.clubrandy.com/07-26-05%20stuff/kitty%20sniper.jpg

BTOG46
08-17-2006, 11:48 PM
My what a busy little kitty sniper, he`s on just about every forum you visit http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Surlyduff50
08-18-2006, 03:43 AM
So what do we get if we join?

Alderbranchh
08-18-2006, 03:58 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Furious_Gopher:
I'll warn you, Alder, that my Fellowship is much more advanced here than your SC Cult (I'm not even gonna try to conquor your "Heroes Cult")

I mean, here's something we have that you don't

http://www.freehotgame.com/funnpictures/Chippy%20The%20Attack%20Gopher.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Meh... even Oakies rubber duckies can beat that one...

Soulfire: Hiring mercenaries ususally doesnt help.

Duff: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif check page one... I said it there http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Surlyduff50
08-18-2006, 04:11 AM
Yeah, but what do we seriously get?

jchung
08-18-2006, 07:47 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alderbranchh:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jchung:
Any wierd religious rituals we have to do? We don't have to drink blood or anything do we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not really... just if you worship my wife who is a vampire... but hey... thats not me... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Worship your vampire wife? I think I'm going to join Gopher's fellowship. *runs*

Alderbranchh
08-18-2006, 10:01 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jchung:
Worship your vampire wife? I think I'm going to join Gopher's fellowship. *runs* </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Huh, just dont let my wife hear that... she loves being worshipped...

jchung
08-18-2006, 10:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alderbranchh:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jchung:
Worship your vampire wife? I think I'm going to join Gopher's fellowship. *runs* </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Huh, just dont let my wife hear that... she loves being worshipped... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you sure that this isn't the cult of your wife and not you? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

Alderbranchh
08-18-2006, 11:05 AM
Yes, Im positive really. ^^

sam_fisher091
08-18-2006, 11:07 AM
Just out of curiousity, who IS Longpants?

FCY-ETC
08-18-2006, 11:19 AM
You don't know who Longpants is? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

sam_fisher091
08-18-2006, 11:20 AM
No..... check my registration date.

MadamTampini
08-18-2006, 11:34 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif I want a cult.

Alderbranchh
08-18-2006, 11:56 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sam_fisher091:
No..... check my registration date. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

*checks registration-date*

You DONT know who Longpants is???

Tampini: You mean a cult worshipping me isnt enough for you?

sam_fisher091
08-18-2006, 12:02 PM
No, I've never heard of him before, except in people's sigs. Not everyone registered in '03, you know.

scworld
08-18-2006, 12:42 PM
O RLY?

SoulFire382
08-18-2006, 12:55 PM
I don't know who longpants is... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
So... still no title.
Where's this red orbit guy?

BTOG46
08-18-2006, 01:27 PM
Red strolls into the HoMM tavern on a random basis, even HE doesn`t know where he is half the time, he`s a bit.....................strange. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Surlyduff50
08-18-2006, 01:52 PM
Just so that you know....
The cult of Alderbranchh is going down biatch! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

BTOG46
08-18-2006, 06:30 PM
I seriously doubt that old chap, Alder`s a bit too mighty to be troubled by you.
His wife Kyra is someone to be wary of too, unless you like two small puncture wounds in your neck. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

sam_fisher091
08-18-2006, 06:32 PM
That Red Orbit guy sure is strange http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

BTOG46
08-18-2006, 06:50 PM
Don`t tell anyone but we all think he`s an Alien http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Melonie
08-18-2006, 07:11 PM
No cults for me thank you. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Alderbranchh
08-19-2006, 02:35 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sam_fisher091:
No, I've never heard of him before, except in people's sigs. Not everyone registered in '03, you know. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

All ppl that matters did ^^ J/K http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Seriously, Longpants was a CM but he quit so its an honorary thing to one of the greatest CMs ive had.
I once even had to clean out him spamming up the forums he was designated to oversee. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif But it was all fun http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

He was mostly known as Ubisoft Community Cleptomaniac for his habit of stealing signatures. ^^


As for what Red_orbiT_ is... well he is a Swede.... not an alien... although that ought to explain his great sense of humor and explicit urge to tell ppl stuff and to make soup...


Melonie: You wish! It takes a certain appeal and level of intellect to even start a successful cult which is beyond the scope of mere mortals really http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
I mean I still have like ~80ish cult members sofar ^^

Melonie
08-19-2006, 12:20 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alderbranchh:
Melonie: You wish! It takes a certain appeal and level of intellect to even start a successful cult which is beyond the scope of mere mortals really http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
I mean I still have like ~80ish cult members sofar ^^ </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well I'm just a mere mortal, you can't expect me to comprehend such intellect! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Furious_Gopher
08-19-2006, 01:12 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alderbranchh:
I mean I still have like ~80ish cult members sofar ^^ </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not here you don't

Melonie
08-19-2006, 07:50 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Furious_Gopher:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alderbranchh:
I mean I still have like ~80ish cult members sofar ^^ </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not here you don't </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Them's fightin' words! Alderbranch, are you up for retaliation? I sense a flame war. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif OMG! I just noticed that Furious_Gopher's hoompa loompa avatar moves his eyebrow up and down. That's pretty freaky... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Furious_Gopher
08-19-2006, 08:09 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Melonie:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif OMG! I just noticed that Furious_Gopher's hoompa loompa avatar moves his eyebrow up and down. That's pretty freaky... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It catches most people by surprise

Oh, and call me Gopher; It's easier to type http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

halo_99
08-19-2006, 08:12 PM
Alot of people call him "Tripod" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

I never knew why...

thejackel21
08-19-2006, 08:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Furious_Gopher:
I'll warn you, Alder, that my Fellowship is much more advanced here than your SC Cult (I'm not even gonna try to conquor your "Heroes Cult")

I mean, here's something we have that you don't

http://www.freehotgame.com/funnpictures/Chippy%20The%20Attack%20Gopher.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought you disarmed the rebels forces? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Furious_Gopher
08-19-2006, 08:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TheJackel21:
I thought you disarmed the rebels forces? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uhhh...



<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">...No comment</pre>

thejackel21
08-19-2006, 08:25 PM
you dont remember the person who tried to be you do you? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Melonie
08-19-2006, 10:17 PM
Gopher, are hamsters allowed in your cult too?

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/5276/hamsterwithgunvm6.jpg

Furious_Gopher
08-19-2006, 10:37 PM
Why not; They're cute enough

Alderbranchh
08-20-2006, 04:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Melonie:
Well I'm just a mere mortal, you can't expect me to comprehend such intellect! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, you are forgiven http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Also Gopher has no cult... he has a fellowship....

Fellowships are consisted of a pansy elf, a beer-loving dwarf and a depressed human and some Gophits that runs around with tweezers trying to look cool and save the world.


As for hamsters... Hammy the forum-hamster might take offense so id say leave the hamsters out of it.

Goph: just cause I have around 65 cult-members at these forums (Ubi in general) doesnt mean they are all located here. Then I have 15ish over at Enlight too if I recall it right.

Furious_Gopher
08-20-2006, 01:20 PM
A Fellowship is just a close association of equals sharing similar interests. Sure some of my members are elves, dwarfs, and a few are Trolls, but we're not associated with LotR!

And as for Hamsters; I'd beware them if I were you; I've got Hamtaro on my side

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Furious_Gopher/Hamtaro1.jpg

As well, this cult here is the SC edition, thus your HMM cult members don't really add to this cult; So far you have less than 10 members here at your SC Cult edition

Booya

Melonie
08-20-2006, 07:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Furious_Gopher:
Why not; They're cute enough </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, so Gopher's fellowship consist of cute little animals?

Gopher: 1 Alderbranchh: 0

It's on!

Alderbranchh
08-21-2006, 01:34 PM
Not if you read my last sig-line I had on my former sig...


In case of an emergency soak a hamster in gasoline then light the hamster

Also... a former title of mine was "Born evil" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif


Alderbranch 1 vs Gopher 1

Melonie
08-21-2006, 01:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alderbranchh:
Not if you read my last sig-line I had on my former sig...


In case of an emergency soak a hamster in gasoline then light the hamster
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

Gopher: 2 Alderbranch: 0

Plutonium_Kenny
08-21-2006, 01:59 PM
Lol you got owned....http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

jchung
08-21-2006, 02:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Furious_Gopher:
A Fellowship is just a close association of equals sharing similar interests. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'd rather be a part of the fellowship than under the control of a cult leader. I'm heading over to the fellowship.

I value my freedom. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Alderbranchh
08-21-2006, 02:16 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Plutonium_Kenny:
Lol you got owned....http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Who did? I mean whats wrong with lighting small furry animals and see them run around in flames until they die? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif***

For gophers I use C4-gopher-females to lure gophers up then... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif


Jchung: Who ever said there was any strictness from a cult leader....

We are after world domination really. I mean ppl have already been talking on what countries they want. Goph wants Canada...


*** DONT do this at home kids... at all.

jchung
08-21-2006, 02:35 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alderbranchh:
Jchung: Who ever said there was any strictness from a cult leader....

We are after world domination really. I mean ppl have already been talking on what countries they want. Goph wants Canada... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why is it a cult then?

cult (n.) A religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader.

This is the "cult of" Alderbranch right? Maybe you should rename your "cult" the fellowship of Alderbranch, in which case I would want Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, and Colorado. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Melonie
08-21-2006, 02:57 PM
Oh I think he perfectly understands why he calls his club a cult. Just take a look at his signature... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

jchung
08-21-2006, 03:06 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Melonie:
Oh I think he perfectly understands why he calls his club a cult. Just take a look at his signature... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, that is what I thought. Never trust anyone who starts a cult. Koresh, jones, etc...

I'm sticking with the fellowship. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Furious_Gopher
08-21-2006, 04:36 PM
Drinks on me tonight!


Don't worry Alder; I won't forget to order you a Shirley Temple

Alderbranchh
08-22-2006, 11:41 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jchung:
Why is it a cult then?

cult (n.) A religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>


You answered your own question didnt you...
That little word says alot really.

Goph: Shirley Temple??!!!... I drink Single Malt Whisky (atleast 10 year old and scottish at that)...

BTOG46
08-22-2006, 12:59 PM
That`s why I`m the whisky taster http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

jchung
08-23-2006, 09:05 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alderbranchh:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jchung:
Why is it a cult then?

cult (n.) A religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You answered your own question didnt you...
That little word says alot really.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think there is significance to the fact that you are calling your group a cult. I think you are hiding something.

Yep, that is the way people like you that play innocent do it. Lure people in, then when they least expect it, down comes the hammer.

Melonie
08-23-2006, 02:39 PM
Gopher: 3 Alderbranch: 0

Furious_Gopher
08-23-2006, 02:53 PM
Well even if you aren't joining either cult/Fellowship, I'm pleased that you're keeping score http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Oh, and right now your post count is "1337". Rock on

Melonie
08-23-2006, 03:02 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

I ruined my 1337 post count! I should have never posted again to keep it that way! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

I didn't even notice and now it's too late. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Oh well. Hmm... come to think of it, the score keeping post above being my "1337" post must be a sign! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif This isn't looking good for the Alderbranch cult. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Alderbranchh
08-23-2006, 03:08 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jchung:
I think there is significance to the fact that you are calling your group a cult. I think you are hiding something.

Yep, that is the way people like you that play innocent do it. Lure people in, then when they least expect it, down comes the hammer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The only hammer there is is my precious ban-hammer which I wield with rightous fury and holy anger http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

And still we aint hiding anything really. We are just having fun and all.
The cult is all about enjoying yourself and world domination.
The thing is that once the entire world officially joins the cult will rule the world. Simple as that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

thejackel21
08-23-2006, 03:11 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alderbranchh:
The thing is that once the entire world officially joins the cult will rule the world. Simple as that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So in other words you are set on finishing what the Romans, French and British failed to do.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Melonie
08-23-2006, 03:21 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alderbranchh:
The cult is all about enjoying yourself and world domination.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROFL! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Gopher: 4 Alderbranch: 0.5

Furious_Gopher
08-23-2006, 03:40 PM
Nooo!!! My winning streak shutout has finally ended

Oh well; It's only a Half point http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Melonie
08-23-2006, 07:56 PM
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9317/scoreba7.jpg

From now on points are going to be a lot harder to earn. These signs take time to make! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Furious_Gopher
08-23-2006, 10:11 PM
Purple??

Well, I guess it only makes sense; Red vs Blue is the classic battle, and Red + Blue = Purple

BTW: GJ Melonie

Melonie
08-23-2006, 10:21 PM
It's purple because that's my favorite color. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif I'll try to make the next one less feminine. Try being the key word. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Alderbranchh
08-24-2006, 07:48 AM
Then youd love me at first sight http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif... my favorite piece of clothing is my purple partyoverall ^^...

And a half a point is better than none... and its both a 5 vs a 5 since 0 aint worth anything ^^

Melonie
08-24-2006, 08:12 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Alder is trying to weasel himself into 5 points?! One at a time buddy, one at a time. Or 0.5 at a time... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

I guess I'll raise yours to 1, for that purple joke, but I'll have you know that Gopher earned his 6th point already. You better work harder!

Edit: I'm keeping score on my signature from now on. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

FCY-ETC
08-24-2006, 08:36 AM
That wasn't a joke actually: he really does have that overall.

jchung
08-24-2006, 08:44 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alderbranchh:
And still we aint hiding anything really. We are just having fun and all.
The cult is all about enjoying yourself and world domination.
The thing is that once the entire world officially joins the cult will rule the world. Simple as that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What about the people who don't want to join, and especially those who are members of Gopher's fellowship?

BTOG46
08-24-2006, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by jchung

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> What about the people who don't want to join, and especially those who are members of Gopher's fellowship </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

They`ll be condemed to an everlasting and terrible fate, they`ll be forced to stare at Gophers eyebrow, for all eternity http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Alderbranchh
08-24-2006, 12:33 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by FCY-JMDK-WLKY:
That wasn't a joke actually: he really does have that overall. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, and its one hell of a overall at that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Melonie
08-24-2006, 02:07 PM
Well I think I'll quit with making the signs, since the score will be kept as my siggy, but still, points are going to be a lot harder to earn from now on!

Here's some tips: funny stuff will always get you points, but don't try too hard or you'll just mess it all up and end up getting points taken away. Yes, you heard it, I can take points away if I wish. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Another piece of advice is that you don't only have to be funny. I'll be keeping an eye out on both of you, in every thread! Some things you post might be good enough for a point, some might be bad enough to lose points. So you better watch out!

I'm like the forum santa clause, except younger, female, thinner, more shy, not quite as jolly, different laugh, no beard, no workshop, different location, different personality, and just plain different altogether. Still, I'm like the forum santa clause anyway! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Don't make me take you off my "nice" list! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Furious_Gopher
08-24-2006, 03:34 PM
Well if you're the forum Santa Clause, I'll lend you some Oompa Loompas to use as "elves"

Melonie
08-25-2006, 12:38 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Furious_Gopher:
Well if you're the forum Santa Clause, I'll lend you some Oompa Loompas to use as "elves" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

*updates signature* http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

BTOG46
08-25-2006, 01:12 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifBribery, I demand an impartial scorekeeper http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

Melonie
08-25-2006, 01:14 AM
Well Alderbranch still has a point! He just doesn't work near as hard as Gopher. Plus, that putting a hamster on fire joke killed him. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Alderbranchh
08-25-2006, 05:23 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Melonie:
Well I think I'll quit with making the signs, since the score will be kept as my siggy, but still, points are going to be a lot harder to earn from now on!

Here's some tips: funny stuff will always get you points, but don't try too hard or you'll just mess it all up and end up getting points taken away. Yes, you heard it, I can take points away if I wish. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Another piece of advice is that you don't only have to be funny. I'll be keeping an eye out on both of you, in every thread! Some things you post might be good enough for a point, some might be bad enough to lose points. So you better watch out!

I'm like the forum santa clause, except younger, female, thinner, more shy, not quite as jolly, different laugh, no beard, no workshop, different location, different personality, and just plain different altogether. Still, I'm like the forum santa clause anyway! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Don't make me take you off my "nice" list! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

This made me think of a quote that another mod used to have in his sig:
Do you know why santa is so jolly? Its because he knows where all the bad girls live!

Now if Santa is so jolly over the bad girls then how would it in earths name be a bad thing to be a bad boy if you are a forum santa. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

And if you are gonna check every post I make youll have to go to other forums... just be warned http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Oakwarrior
08-25-2006, 05:30 AM
Wow. Let the forum infiltration begin!

jchung
08-25-2006, 09:38 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BTOG46:
Originally posted by jchung

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> What about the people who don't want to join, and especially those who are members of Gopher's fellowship </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

They`ll be condemed to an everlasting and terrible fate, they`ll be forced to stare at Gophers eyebrow, for all eternity http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hmm. I'll have to think about that one. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Furious_Gopher
08-25-2006, 11:20 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Oakwarrior:
Wow. Let the forum infiltration begin! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll build you a nice Oak cabin if you join my side http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

BTOG46
08-25-2006, 07:29 PM
He`s already got one on my site, all his friends come round to see him there. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Furious_Gopher
08-26-2006, 11:57 AM
You're telling me that you have a cult as well?

BTOG46
08-26-2006, 12:07 PM
Me, a cult, who in their right mind would follow me? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

No, I was refering to the website Maximum Settlers, Oak likes to spend time in the chatroom there along with his friends http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/typing.gif

Oakwarrior
08-26-2006, 03:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">No, I was refering to the website Maximum Settlers, Oak likes to spend time in the chatroom there along with his friends </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Oakwarrior
08-26-2006, 03:56 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I'll build you a nice Oak cabin if you join my side </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Youre persuasion skills are considerable, Goph http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Alderbranchh
08-27-2006, 05:22 AM
Guess this shows the "grand resources" at gophs disposal...
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Justice
08-27-2006, 05:45 AM
Alder, I just came to think of what we can do to the most fanatic of your followers http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

A young monk arrives at the monastery.He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices,however,that all of the monks are copying from copies,not from the original manuscript.So,the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this,pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy,it would never be picked up!In fact,that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk,says:"We have been copying from the copies for centuries,but you make a good point,my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasnt been opened for hundreds of years.Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.

So,the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing:"We missed the "R"!We missed the "R"!"

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.The young monk asks the old abbot:"What's wrong,father?"

With a choking voice, the old abbot replies:"The word was...CELEB R ATE!!!"


http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif eother that or we can continue as usually http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Free food for all, get your own countries (if you are quick enough to claim something), cool titles, eat good food, almost all things are free http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif only denabd is to pray a bit, and Alder doesn't want to much praying http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Furious_Gopher
08-31-2006, 05:58 PM
Wow; you almost killed this thread http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Of course, had I been crueler, I would have let this thread suffer onto page <span class="ev_code_yellow">2!!!!</span>

BTOG46
08-31-2006, 06:55 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifWho cares, you seem to be having so much fun with your own thread, I`m surprised you bothered with this one, most of us are too busy playing the games from our forums to bother <STRIKE>spamming</STRIKE> posting here.
I`m only posting to let you know we haven`t forgotten about the thread, we`ll call back again sometime. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

Furious_Gopher
08-31-2006, 11:42 PM
Pfft

Laziest Cult I've ever seen

thejackel21
09-01-2006, 12:00 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BTOG46:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifWho cares, you seem to be having so much fun with your own thread, I`m surprised you bothered with this one, most of us are too busy playing the games from our forums to bother <STRIKE>spamming</STRIKE> posting here.
I`m only posting to let you know we haven`t forgotten about the thread, we`ll call back again sometime. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

so in otherwords the cult dissolved itself without even alder http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

BTOG46
09-01-2006, 12:05 AM
Nah, we just can`t be bothered with a forum that <STRIKE>spams</STRIKE> posts more than the PoP forum on steroids http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

halo_99
09-01-2006, 12:09 AM
Who the heck are you?

sam_fisher091
09-01-2006, 12:11 AM
The main question is- WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?

halo_99
09-01-2006, 12:11 AM
NO MAN


NO. DO NOT--NO!

Alderbranchh
09-04-2006, 05:18 AM
Goph: Why does a cult HAVE to do anything???

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Halo_99:
Who the heck are you? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He is a guy that follows the sig-guidelines... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif *cough cough*

Furious_Gopher
09-04-2006, 01:32 PM
Man; Kimi must be rubbing off on you; She's given her pinkifying power to you it seems

Oakwarrior
09-04-2006, 01:50 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Man; Kimi must be rubbing off on you; She's given her pinkifying power to you it seems </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It was his wife http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Alderbranchh
09-05-2006, 06:52 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Furious_Gopher:
Man; Kimi must be rubbing off on you; She's given her pinkifying power to you it seems </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What oakie said really... I was P1nk1f13d!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Furious_Gopher
09-07-2006, 11:08 PM
I really ought to stop bumping this thread http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

jchung
09-08-2006, 08:40 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Furious_Gopher:
I really ought to stop bumping this thread http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL Gopher, you are about all that is alive in this thread.

I thought this was the best post in here so far

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Furious_Gopher:
Pfft

Laziest Cult I've ever seen </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

As a matter of fact, I think that quote was even point worthy.

Melonie
09-08-2006, 12:31 PM
Goph gets a point for bumping the enemy thread. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif