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Schnellmann
10-09-2008, 08:28 AM
*everytime you see a ship IRL, you immediatly thinks that you should NOT fire a torpedo from the current angle from which you see it in.

*When an enemy ship is pinging you, you won´t even make a noise BEHIND THE COMPUTER (hell, he can hear you right?) http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

*...Sometimes you even says to your girl/boyfriend, or friend, or everyone watching you play, to shut up also. Or in worst part, "Ruhe" (silence in german) to them.

*When you are outdoors you are pointing out positions in front of you. F.e "Restaurant. Lage 010."

*When you receive a knights cross, you immediately check out at ebay to buy one so that you can proudly wear it at the next occasion (the same goes for Iron Cross too)...

...*In the process you check up a white, Kriegsmarine hat too.

*You are playing with realistic time and declare yourself "busy" during the next five years.

Feel free to join...

Foehammer-1
10-09-2008, 08:40 AM
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There's been a thread like that somewhere. I think it might hgave gotten lost after two forum crashes tho.

"*When an enemy ship is pinging you, you won´t even make a noise BEHIND THE COMPUTER (hell, he can hear you right?) " Done that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Well, my current ones are estimating the number of torpedoes it would take to sink those ore freighters in lake Ontario here in Canada.

Estimating their tonnage, at least roughly

Estimating range and speed, as well as AoB

Wondering if there is a sub net at the entrance to hamilton Harbor where these ships dock

Calculating the AoB to the cars moving along the perpendicular street, while I'm waiting for the light to change

Setting the ALAAAAARRMMM!!!! from GWX as my morning alarm (Yup, I did)

Using an SH3-themed ringtune I made last year

Giving myself telegraph speeds as I'm biking

*I just hope I won't shout "Nummer eins, LOS!" next time I see my girlfriend (in the summer) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

Schnellmann
10-09-2008, 08:56 AM
"*I just hope I won't shout "Nummer eins, LOS!" next time I see my girlfriend (in the summer)" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Don´t be too sure herr Kaleun. But see it on the bright side, you a least won´t go trough the phase of asking of "estimated deep" with her http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Which springs to mind another conclusion:

You know you have played SH3 too much when you:

"Ask a nice girl her "Tiefe unter Kiel".