View Full Version : The ^ < v game

11-25-2004, 10:07 AM
This is taken from another forum I visit. These are the rules. You post something about the user above you ^, then yourself <, and then about the next poster v.


^ is a great pilot
< sucks at landing
v doesn't know how to fly upside down.

I'll start.

^ no one here
< wished he could land without using outside view
v bet he can land in cockpit view

11-25-2004, 10:07 AM
This is taken from another forum I visit. These are the rules. You post something about the user above you ^, then yourself &lt;, and then about the next poster v.


^ is a great pilot
&lt; sucks at landing
v doesn't know how to fly upside down.

I'll start.

^ no one here
&lt; wished he could land without using outside view
v bet he can land in cockpit view

11-25-2004, 10:09 AM
^ Is a stranger
&lt; Is an ace
v Is not a Mustang pilot

11-25-2004, 10:16 AM
^ Is a man of many guises
&lt; Wants a Ki-44
v has something funny to say

11-25-2004, 10:24 AM
^ knows how to put pressure on someone!
&lt; Is a party animal.
v has finally decided to join in.

11-25-2004, 10:25 AM
^ Gistapo is on the run again
&lt; Yeah even more forum rules now
v I wonder if anyone cares

11-25-2004, 10:31 AM
^ calls me Gistapo [sic] ?!? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
&lt; Is extremely Anti-authority
v Is brave enough to post...

11-25-2004, 10:58 AM
^ has a large head and small body
&lt; is Oleg's brother's cousin's son's uncle
v spends too much time posting on forums

11-25-2004, 11:09 AM
^ has me rumbled
&lt; spends too much time posting on forums
v was caught clambering into a mock up of a Bf110 that he keeps in his lounge wearing only a pair of fishnet tights and a top hat.

11-25-2004, 11:15 AM
^ must have been the person I thought I saw peeping through the curtains
&lt; really likes this game
v is about to say something profound!

11-25-2004, 11:18 AM
^ had a ladder in his tights at the time
&lt; obtained a short movie of the event which has since been confiscated and destroyed by MI5
v once sat down to work out why 0! = 1

profound? not bloody likely

11-25-2004, 11:27 AM
^ is the new Sofocle
&lt; is still working on 3=4
v flies like a squirral

11-25-2004, 11:34 AM
^---i bet he flies a Zero
&lt;---is a sad and lonely pilot (i only have IL2)
v---is a pro

11-25-2004, 11:36 AM
^ is wrong
&lt; flies the 109
v feel a desperate need to post here

11-25-2004, 12:13 PM
^Is correct.
&lt; felt the need to post here.
v stayed up too late reading these forums.

11-25-2004, 12:22 PM
^ is one of my favorite superheros
&lt; is currently engorging himself on pumpkin pie
\/ unlike me can probably find the down arrow on his keyboard

(doh! it's a "v")

11-25-2004, 12:47 PM
^was right
&lt;found the 'v' key
v probably should be paying more attention to his family than this thread right now

11-25-2004, 05:01 PM
^ Scot ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif
&lt; Scot !! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
v not a Scot http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

11-25-2004, 05:34 PM
^ Is lucky cause he ahs 7 in his name
&lt; has his pants unbuttoned...(too much pie)
v likes peyton manning

11-25-2004, 08:09 PM
^ is probably drunk
&lt; is most assuredly drunk
v is probably getting drunk

11-25-2004, 08:23 PM
^ is wrong
&lt; doesn't drink
v is plastered

11-25-2004, 09:00 PM
^ is wrong
&lt; is at work, and bored
v is going to use either ^ &lt; or v in their post

11-25-2004, 09:14 PM
^ has his own Hari-Kari knife
&lt; spends alot of time in a parachute
v has shot me down at least 37 times

11-25-2004, 10:40 PM
/\desperately wants to make love with a schoolboy
&lt;desperately wants to make love with a schoolboy
\/desperately wants to make love with a schoolboy

11-26-2004, 04:43 AM
^ http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
&lt; If the so called 'schoolboy' is really Kelly Brook in disguise
v is relieved to have not been after BSS_Goat

11-26-2004, 05:15 AM
^ is right
&lt; wants a schoolgirl instead
v can do with both

11-26-2004, 05:16 AM
^ Is a camouflaged Luftwhiner
&lt; makes a pic for a college Girl 6000 km away
V will say something about my avatar/sig/pic and knows nada about E-fighting

I love this game!

11-26-2004, 06:18 AM
^ has a beautiful Avatar
&lt; Is in love with ^'s Avatar
v Enjoys looking at the same avatar

11-26-2004, 06:44 AM
^ is right http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif
&lt; is:in love, late with his photo work and is mad at ^
V flies a uber bird, has no mission bulding skills and kills for a pumpkin pie http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

11-26-2004, 06:49 AM
^ Shouldn't be mad - there's no harm in looking http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
&lt; Is a happily married man - but we all enjoy window-shopping http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
v has something important to say. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

11-26-2004, 06:57 AM
^ you are correct
&lt; Mustang owns. Oleg said so.
v once tried to fight a mustang, but lost.

11-26-2004, 07:26 AM
^ is wrong. be sure http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
&lt; wonder about why got accused as disguised luftwhiner http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif
v cant take the eyes off that someone else's gorgeous avatar http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

11-26-2004, 07:27 AM
^ Correct, I experience lust http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
&lt; had to edit his post because he types too slow
V has a much better sig and avatar than me

11-26-2004, 07:42 AM
^ is only human - we all love Ankanor's avatar!
&lt; hopes he'll make it to the toilet in time
V reguarly wears his girlfriend's clothes.

11-26-2004, 08:09 AM
^ agggggggggggghhhhhhhhh found out it was really his grlfriends clothes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
&lt; IBTL
v wont get the rubber chicken

11-26-2004, 08:47 AM
^ gets respect for "agggggggggggghhhhhhhhh found out it was really his grlfriends clothes" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
&lt; also thinks Ankanor has teh tasty avatar
v will go eye up Ankanor's avatar if he hasn't already

11-26-2004, 09:30 AM
^ Is still wearing girlfriends clothes but does not know it yet
&lt; Has already eyeballed said avatar numerous times http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
v Will come up with something profound and/or deeply disturbing http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

11-26-2004, 09:47 AM
^ Will be disappointed that his expectations of the next poster are not met
&lt; Has an even sexier avatar than Ankanor
v Should probably get back to work too

11-26-2004, 10:07 AM
^ is wrong (i don't go to work)
&lt; has nothing important to say
v wishes the bird in Ankanor's avatar didn't have her arms crossed. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

11-26-2004, 10:35 AM
^ Is correct
&lt; Was correct about the previous posters comment ... his opinion of his own avatar is disturbing http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
v Will probably make some kind of comment about an avatar.

11-26-2004, 10:48 AM
^ Is right about the avatar thing. Ankanor's avatar girl is gorgeous, but looks to be about 14. Yikes!!

&lt; Just made a new avatar this week

v Will likely change the whole subject.

11-26-2004, 12:33 PM
^ Has a cool beer can holder on his head
&lt; Didn't know Deion Sanders plays IL2
v Has already downloaded the new patch unlike those of us at WORK http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

11-26-2004, 12:38 PM
^ is a liar, I'm at work also and haven't d/led the new patch
&lt; will be racing tonight
v will be racing to the bathroom tonight :P

11-26-2004, 01:00 PM
^ Should DL the patch at work anyway and start playing http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
&lt; Didn't know there was a new patch until now but will DL it while at work and start playing http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
v Will probably be playing with this supposed new patch before me.

11-26-2004, 03:01 PM
^should get back to work making more of his incredible campaigns

&lt; will now get back to playing his great campaigns

v so should he

11-26-2004, 03:35 PM
^ Should continue to play my incredible campaigns. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
&lt; Just got hired as assistant submissions flunky... ahh, editor I mean. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif
v Should pay me for the previously mentioned services.

11-26-2004, 06:19 PM
^ Makes campaings that are unknown to me
&lt; Hardly play off-line so no point trying http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
v will change the subject about campaings,and start on the avatar again http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

11-26-2004, 06:39 PM
^ Is wrong
&lt; Asks "what the devil?"
v Will not answer...

11-26-2004, 06:53 PM
^is a peter sellers fan
&lt;has DSL envy
vwonders how he got onto this site as he was looking for the WEB MD site to cure his hemmoroids becuase he sits too long playing IL2

11-26-2004, 07:00 PM
^Really needs a sig...
&lt;Finally got it after the second post
vIs sexually frustrated.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

11-26-2004, 07:26 PM
^ is a pilot &lt; would love to learn from, but ^ is completely wrong http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
&lt;is happy with his Naturepro Breeder FFB Joystick(fits every hand, no need for adjustment)
V need basic training in carrier landing http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

11-26-2004, 07:42 PM
^ is absolutely correct, but I crash well http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif
&lt; am leaving work now to go play & drink beer, not in that order http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif
v would do the same if possible http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

11-26-2004, 08:01 PM
^is absolutely right
&lt;is stuck at work
v thinks this has gone on far too long with out getting in on the act

11-26-2004, 09:44 PM
^ is close

&lt; thinks this has gone on far too long period

v wishes he would stop accidentally pressing the 'I' key in flight but is too lazy to remap it...

11-26-2004, 11:22 PM
^ is incorrect, I never push the "I" key...

&lt; Isn't used to carrier landings yet.

v is an accomplished Kamikaze ace.

11-27-2004, 03:25 AM
^needs to try some of the Japanese planes(easier to land) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

&lt;all landings appear to be kamikazee, vertant or inadvertant. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

V is surely better at landings

11-27-2004, 03:35 AM
^ Appears to be having some problems with landing.
&lt; Shouldn't have had so much to drink last night.
v Appeared in the "Gambit" Blake's 7 episode.

11-27-2004, 07:48 AM
^ confuses &lt; with the 'Gambit' thingy.
&lt; wonders what its like to fly drunk.
v flies drunk most of the time.

11-27-2004, 08:30 AM
^ is not entirely correct...
&lt; doesn't drink, and can't fly, it hurts the arms!
v wonders if drinking helps with the arm pain

11-27-2004, 08:36 AM
^is almost correct.
&lt;always flies drunk and never has arm pain.
v wonders if real life is passing him by.