View Full Version : Sarcastic Park

04-09-2019, 04:17 AM
Name: Sarcastic Park
Level: 12
Type: Open
Focus: Events, Living in the past

Are you tired of feeling pressured and shamed by your team cause you don't get 114 points for TVT every week? Sick of trying to keep up with donation requirements that kill your phone battery? Do you miss the good old days when just killing events got you a pat on the back and a seat at the table? Come on down to Sarcastic Park where your best is still good enough.

Our focus is collecting free **** and slaying weekend events. Minimums are 260 for locker events and 30 for cards but as long as you make a good effort and stay active, all is well. TVT can suck my salty chocolate balls, as long as you earn bottlecaps and play your runs, everybody wins and nobody will judge your weekly score whether its 23 or 2. As far as donations...don't be a ****** and put up zero every week. Give a little or a lot...or something in the middle, caring is sharing after all. Sound fair? Too good to be true? Come decide for yourself.

Bro downs and lezzing out totally welcome.




04-12-2019, 10:07 PM
Just wow I am usually busting my back carrying my guild to the last pack on Events putting in over 2000 pts it's crazy how much a fully active guild makes a difference

04-23-2019, 05:06 AM
We have a few spots open, come grind and thrive with us children!!



04-30-2019, 11:59 AM


05-14-2019, 02:18 AM
Got a few spots open for lvl 10 and above, come get em!