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CarlingWood
06-16-2010, 06:54 PM
http://www.businessballs.com/a...llersfunnyquotes.htm (http://www.businessballs.com/airtrafficcontrollersfunnyquotes.htm)

I hope some of this is true, the British Airways pilot one was quite hilarious http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

CarlingWood
06-16-2010, 06:54 PM
http://www.businessballs.com/a...llersfunnyquotes.htm (http://www.businessballs.com/airtrafficcontrollersfunnyquotes.htm)

I hope some of this is true, the British Airways pilot one was quite hilarious http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Urufu_Shinjiro
06-17-2010, 09:58 AM
Two of my favorites:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Treetop64
06-17-2010, 02:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">QANTAS pilot to copilot landing at Sydney, forgetting the cabin intercom was live:

"What I need now is a cold beer and a hot shiela"
Stewardess hurries forward lest worse befall.
Chorus of passengers "Hey, you forgot the beer!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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