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flockzap
08-30-2006, 03:53 PM
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.The pastor was so pleased
with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S A## OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A##.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the
donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next
day:
NUN HAS BEST A## IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS HER A## FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A## IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day....

flockzap
08-30-2006, 03:53 PM
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.The pastor was so pleased
with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S A## OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A##.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the
donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next
day:
NUN HAS BEST A## IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS HER A## FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A## IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day....

KaleunFreddie
08-30-2006, 04:03 PM
So, how long will it take for this thread to be ..... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

p1ngu666
08-30-2006, 04:10 PM
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slo_1_2_3
08-30-2006, 05:17 PM
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-HH-Dubbo
08-31-2006, 12:57 AM
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BiscuitKnight
08-31-2006, 01:35 AM
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joeap
08-31-2006, 01:39 AM
Well, there's the gutter tabloid press for you! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

F19_Orheim
08-31-2006, 02:54 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by joeap:
Well, there's the gutter tabloid press for you! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL so true

Treetop64
08-31-2006, 03:02 AM
That's one funny a## joke!

BiscuitKnight
08-31-2006, 03:05 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by joeap:
Well, there's the gutter tabloid press for you! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sex sells. Sex scandals sell better.

flockzap
08-31-2006, 03:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by joeap:
Well, there's the gutter tabloid press for you! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So true. A perfect innocent new and the damned tabloide plays the words. Here we have the same.
But funny nevertheless

Divine-Wind
08-31-2006, 04:06 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Treetop64:
That's one funny a## joke! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
ROFLM A## O.

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