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Pirschjaeger
10-24-2005, 03:06 AM
Since most of us only know each other from our posts, there is no doubt we imagine each other incorrectly. The most surprising thread was the sticky where we post our photos. Danjama was my biggest surprise. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

So, in an effort to get to know each other a little better I had the idea to make a thread where as we get to show a little of our true characters.

Let's describe how we would imagine ourselves to be if there was a big IL-2 GD meet completely paid for, including airfare, by Oleg. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

To be fair and to keep this thread intersting and fun we should only describe ourselves and not our impressions of other posters. The mods would be too busy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I'll go first.

I would imagine myself to be moving from group to group with at least one beer in hand. I'd also be making a lot of jokes and laughing a lot. I'd be asking a lot of questions trying to get to know as many people as possible. In this sort of setting I'm very friendly and far from being serious.

Ok, who's next? Anyone as bored as me? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Fritz

Pirschjaeger
10-24-2005, 03:06 AM
Since most of us only know each other from our posts, there is no doubt we imagine each other incorrectly. The most surprising thread was the sticky where we post our photos. Danjama was my biggest surprise. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

So, in an effort to get to know each other a little better I had the idea to make a thread where as we get to show a little of our true characters.

Let's describe how we would imagine ourselves to be if there was a big IL-2 GD meet completely paid for, including airfare, by Oleg. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

To be fair and to keep this thread intersting and fun we should only describe ourselves and not our impressions of other posters. The mods would be too busy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I'll go first.

I would imagine myself to be moving from group to group with at least one beer in hand. I'd also be making a lot of jokes and laughing a lot. I'd be asking a lot of questions trying to get to know as many people as possible. In this sort of setting I'm very friendly and far from being serious.

Ok, who's next? Anyone as bored as me? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Fritz

Aero_Shodanjo
10-24-2005, 03:19 AM
I'm bored too (and hungry), so I'll reply http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I'm closing in on the hall's entrance, cautiously checking my six, aware that I have no wingman beside me.

As I get closer I'll raise my head's altitude to the door's opening and take a peek. If I see a guy with a beer on his hand moving from one group to another group, then I know I'm in the right place http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

HotelBushranger
10-24-2005, 03:28 AM
Well seeing as I'm one of the youngest on this forum, I'd probably need a lot of convincing to go. Embarresment and anxiety would be high, but at the end of the day I reckon I wouldn't wanna leave. I would love to fly against all the other forum members, and check out their rigs and sticks, and get heaps of advice. Shame I couldn't have a beer in hand http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Friendly_flyer
10-24-2005, 03:43 AM
I guess I'll raise a few eyebrows with my ponytail and full beard, but I'll quite quickly find the beer table, irritating the heck out of the man behind the counter by asking for the European stuff, and then go find someone to swap army stories with. I€m a friendly enough guy.

Oh, and I would hang with the ****-plane crowd.

WTE_Ibis
10-24-2005, 04:30 AM
I will be checking to see if there really are any female flyers.

MEGILE
10-24-2005, 04:39 AM
I'll watch the room fall dead silent as I exclaim.. FW-190A5 is overmodelled.

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Tooz_69GIAP
10-24-2005, 05:28 AM
I'll head straight for the free food table, perhaps once in a while raising my head to try and spot someone I might know, and then duck down again into the munchies!

WOLFMondo
10-24-2005, 05:51 AM
mmmm...free food. Definatly be at the buffet all day. Probably see who Megile can successfully drag and bag with some experten fishing.

Also check out the ensueing fight between Tagert, Kurfurst, Gibbage, Leadspitter and see if Hristo joins in too. CrazyIvan can be the referee.

AFJ_rsm
10-24-2005, 05:57 AM
im AFJ. heck, i'd wear a bulletproof vest and a disguise joke mask.

Deedsundone
10-24-2005, 06:25 AM
As an unbeliveable shy boy I wouldn´t even show up. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Dunkelgrun
10-24-2005, 06:29 AM
I'd be hanging around near the bar, drinking a beer or two, laughing, talking rubbish and instantly forgetting who I'd just spoken to as I'm **** with names and faces. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Cheers!

han freak solo
10-24-2005, 06:34 AM
First priority, find the beer. All you would get is polite "hello" from me until my hand was holding a beer.

THEN, I would cruise the crowd all the while looking for this:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by WOLFMondo:
Also check out the ensueing fight between Tagert, Kurfurst, Gibbage, Leadspitter and see if Hristo joins in too. CrazyIvan can be the referee. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'd like to see if the online personalities match the offline realities.

danjama
10-24-2005, 06:41 AM
Ha, great thread idea Fritzy.

I would probably dress well, clothes are quite an important characterisitc for first meetings, although that sounds shallow. I would be shy at first, but once i had a couple of drinks i would be alot friendlier, probably try cracking some not funny jokes and not realise http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif I would try to get a karaoke going caus they are fun. Then, i would look for Fritz and ask him where the free food is http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

It would be strange meeting people imo, whom u only know through internet font. What would we talk about? Roll rates on the current FW model, or the girls sittin at the bar? I know which id take. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Pirschjaeger
10-24-2005, 07:06 AM
Ok Danjama, while you're discussing the 190's role rate I'll be bnzing the overmodelled girls. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Fritz

Pirschjaeger
10-24-2005, 07:08 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HotelBushranger:
Well seeing as I'm one of the youngest on this forum, I'd probably need a lot of convincing to go. Embarresment and anxiety would be high, but at the end of the day I reckon I wouldn't wanna leave. I would love to fly against all the other forum members, and check out their rigs and sticks, and get heaps of advice. Shame I couldn't have a beer in hand http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sure you will. I'll put rootbeer in a Guiness glass for you. Jsut call me your wingman. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz

Pirschjaeger
10-24-2005, 07:12 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by WOLFMondo:
mmmm...free food. Definatly be at the buffet all day. Probably see who Megile can successfully drag and bag with some experten fishing.

Also check out the ensueing fight between Tagert, Kurfurst, Gibbage, Leadspitter and see if Hristo joins in too. CrazyIvan can be the referee. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The First Centennial IL-2 Mud Wrestling Championships? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Oh no! Not fair! Gibbage Late has got Kurfurst by the fletter tabs! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Fritz

FlatSpinMan
10-24-2005, 07:12 AM
It would be odd meeting up. Like Danjama I wonder if we could actually hold a conversation about a normal topic or whether it'd be all roll-rates, tech tips, whines. Interesting.

I'd be the friendly guy who'd be asking you all lots of questions about yourself and what you do(kind of my job description). Initially I'd be quite casual but polite. After a few beers I would reveal my louder, funnier alter-ego and then you couldn't get me to stop spouting **** for all the tea in the Pirschjaeger's neck of the woods. I'd probably be throwing in a few words of French or Japanese as I tend to do that when I've had a few.
And Bushranger, you'd only get a bit of stick at the start till we actually got to know you. You seem really switched on and sorted, especially given how young you look in your photo. I'll sneak you a beer or two.

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ploughman
10-24-2005, 07:14 AM
Having crashed my Spit through the function room doors (scattering Lufties as I went) I'd leap from my cockpit, grab a blonde and a brew, and tell you all how I did it. Woof! Woof!

Well, actually, I'd haunt the bar and the buffet.

BaldieJr
10-24-2005, 07:14 AM
I'd prepare for the party the night before by eating as many beans as I could hold.

At the party I would introduce myself as Megile.

FlatSpinMan
10-24-2005, 07:17 AM
Nice http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

nakamura_kenji
10-24-2005, 07:35 AM
get very confuse with english, and be scare how big everyone else compare me (167cm).

picture how be
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/nakamura_kenji/english.jpg

ploughman
10-24-2005, 07:38 AM
It's not how big you are, it's what you do with it that counts. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

FlatSpinMan
10-24-2005, 07:48 AM
No worries Kenji, compared to my Japanese you would have no reason to be unsure of your English. By the way, I worked briefly at the same English school as a Scottish woman who was married to a Japanese man. Think her name was Margaret. She had kids. You don't live near Matsudo, do you?

Feathered_IV
10-24-2005, 07:52 AM
I'd be the one taking a sip of beer and laughing at the same time so twin jets of liquid shoot out of my nose.

nakamura_kenji
10-24-2005, 07:57 AM
mother scot seem japanese men like scot women ^_^ i yokohama (kanagawa prefecture) matsudo in chiba prefecture not much far away

FlatSpinMan
10-24-2005, 07:59 AM
I figured it was worth asking.
Yokohama? I'm in Kobe, kind of a twin city. I went to Yokohama once, seems like a good place to be. If you're ever down in Kobe say "hello".

LEBillfish
10-24-2005, 08:15 AM
(Have actually thought about this often)

Sadly I know exactly how it would be for me as there would be this constant series of events where I'd be being escorted (tossed) "out" of one area to the next with Jack and Tom being all belligerent to those telling me to go.

I tend to dress in less to much less then my avatar pics. I never wear shoes and when I have to it's usually my mid thigh boots. I like to party *a lot & excessively* yet unfortunately am the classic "woman drinking tequila" type when I drink anything. So tend to be either overtly friendly or really p***** off. Naturally 99% of the problems I find myself in I realize I instigate. Naturally all would have a great chuckle at the type of chair I use to fly here with, more so at my sudden outbursts of cursing at the monitor when someone does something that hacks me off.

Ah, another fine point......My verbal speech when nervous, stressed or at some emotional extreme is a confused mix of numerous languages, mostly slang and lower dialects, so I end up sounding often like a ****** and as you can gather from above don't react well to reactions of others to it.

To sum up?.........Point blank I'm an "R" rated woman in a "G" rated world, who pretty much doesn't give two hoots for the laws of man, just simply what is right or wrong, rest of the world be da*ned. I don't do well in public which is why I limit where I go and socialize.......Sounds extreme, sad but true.

........and being sent off on Gulag because the Russian people have had enough of me in an hour does not sound like my ultimate plan of life.

Friendly_flyer
10-24-2005, 08:25 AM
So we'll just hide the boose and trick you into drinking beer in stead, and everything will be rosy? Not a proble, me and some of the Britsih ladds I allways seem to agree with will gladly hide the spiritus from you.

Flying_Nutcase
10-24-2005, 08:30 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nakamura_kenji:
i yokohama (kanagawa prefecture) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey Kenji, I live in Kanagawa too. In Azamino on the Denentoshi and Yokohama subway lines. You anywhere near there?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/353.gif oops. (#_#)

FlatSpinMan
10-24-2005, 08:35 AM
Intriguing. This is an interesting thread.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">To sum up?.........Point blank I'm an "R" rated woman in a "G" rated world, who pretty much doesn't give two hoots for the laws of man, just simply what is right or wrong, rest of the world be da*ned. I don't do well in public which is why I limit where I go and socialize.......Sounds extreme, sad but true. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sounds like you know who you are, at least.

NorrisMcWhirter
10-24-2005, 08:40 AM
I'd imagine that I'd ask Oleg for the airfare to put to my beer fund and I'd go out for a curry and some ale with my mates http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Ta,
Norris

Pirschjaeger
10-24-2005, 08:52 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif @ LeBillfish

So you'd be the one wearing a studded leather bikini? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Fritz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Archangel2980
10-24-2005, 08:53 AM
I'd be the one to say something very inappropriate and distasteful. I have such bad timing sometimes.

ploughman
10-24-2005, 09:29 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Archangel2980:
I'd be the one to say something very inappropriate and distasteful. I have such bad timing sometimes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'd be the one to do someone very inappropriate and distasteful. I have such bad timing all the time. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Jumoschwanz
10-24-2005, 09:30 AM
I would like to walk around and get to know who is who. Then, at a lean 6'3" and 223#, I would like to take some of the "pilots" with big mouths out to the parking lot and alter their aerodynamic profile a bit and show them how to make teeth fly. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


Jumoschwanz


Jumoschwanz

fordfan25
10-24-2005, 10:33 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pirschjaeger:
Since most of us only know each other from our posts, there is no doubt we imagine each other incorrectly. The most surprising thread was the sticky where we post our photos. Danjama was my biggest surprise. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

So, in an effort to get to know each other a little better I had the idea to make a thread where as we get to show a little of our true characters.

Let's describe how we would imagine ourselves to be if there was a big IL-2 GD meet completely paid for, including airfare, by Oleg. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

To be fair and to keep this thread intersting and fun we should only describe ourselves and not our impressions of other posters. The mods would be too busy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I'll go first.

I would imagine myself to be moving from group to group with at least one beer in hand. I'd also be making a lot of jokes and laughing a lot. I'd be asking a lot of questions trying to get to know as many people as possible. In this sort of setting I'm very friendly and far from being serious.

Ok, who's next? Anyone as bored as me? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Fritz </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

id be knee deep in freshly kicked 1c a$$. screaming WEARS MY -4 YOU RUSSIAN ^#&^#*#^&*^ 's

lol all jokeing aside it would be cool to meat some of you guys in real life.And ofcourse id have to by gibbage a beer for the p-38.

fordfan25
10-24-2005, 10:34 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by han freak solo:
First priority, find the beer. All you would get is polite "hello" from me until my hand was holding a beer.

THEN, I would cruise the crowd all the while looking for this:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by WOLFMondo:
Also check out the ensueing fight between Tagert, Kurfurst, Gibbage, Leadspitter and see if Hristo joins in too. CrazyIvan can be the referee. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'd like to see if the online personalities match the offline realities. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

i iknow what u mean. id like to see if some of the smart mouths are as brave in persone http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

fordfan25
10-24-2005, 10:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ploughman:
It's not how big you are, it's what you do with it that counts. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


she lied to you M8 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif lol

LEBillfish
10-24-2005, 10:37 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jumoschwanz:
I would like to walk around and get to know who is who. Then, at a lean 6'3" and 223#, I would like to take some of the "pilots" with big mouths out to the parking lot and alter their aerodynamic profile a bit and show them how to make teeth fly. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gifJumoschwanz </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why do I then based on that have the impression you'd be the first to receive a compression lobotomy from my iron skillet......

Sounds like this;

"Why you runty broad I'm gonna...."
*WHoooosh*
*DooOoIiiIiiIngGggGGggGgggggggg*
"ugh"
*thud*

*glug glug glug*....(me drinking a Becks Dark in celebration)

Stigler_9_JG52
10-24-2005, 10:40 AM
I would probably spend the time meeting those I have had the most vociferous arguments with, and noticing how we can still disagree vehemently, yet share a beer and some laughs.

It's also interesting to see people actually flying with their personal rigs and to observe their physical habits. This has also been a real highlight of the few cons I've been to. From that point on, you have something to imagine in your minds eye the next time you encounter that person over some thin wires and server connections.

BSS_Goat
10-24-2005, 10:57 AM
I'd get a bourbon and watch LEBillfish (in her leather thong) thrash Jumoschwanz within an inch of his life. Then I would post pictures on the internet.

lowfighter
10-24-2005, 11:37 AM
I will locate smoking corner then beer depot, and not move from the former except for a trip to the beer depot, ah I said I will not I would, well why not meeting not just fancying? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

LEBillfish
10-24-2005, 12:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pirschjaeger:
:So you'd be the one wearing a studded leather bikini? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No actually as I said I've thought about this often including attending some of the various meets and one outfit always pops in my head as "this is what you'll wear"......

Knowing they'd not let me be barefoot that means the boots.....The boots then mean my black leather mini, and then in reflex i tend to get conservative so end up wearing the black leather vest with no back I bought when an A-cup......No purse as I don't use I.D. money or credit cards what J & T are for, have no need for make up & I can stick my lip balm and ciggs in the top of my boot.....That's it, nothing else, and about as much as I'm willing to do and even then know I'd start feeling confined so do something stupid.

As I said, I'm not suited to public affairs......Not proud of it just how I am and know there is a time and place for everything so if I don't fit into that time and place I don't do it....Want to see me out at a public function then maybe you'll catch me at the CES expo in Vegas when I get lost from the AVN and even then doubtful as I don't like Vegas.

How else do you think I have so much time to sit here secluded from the world?

Jumoschwanz
10-24-2005, 12:29 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:

Why do I then based on that have the impression you'd be the first to receive a compression lobotomy from my iron skillet......

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't worry, long before you got within skillet range the corneas of my eyes would burn out and I would be uglied into unconciousness by the site of some freakish middle-aged looking man in glasses and bikini clothes much to young for him/her/it. to be wearing http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
My seventy year-old father would get more stares than you in that ridiculous outfit you freak. Go beat on your husband, who is probably in chains in the basement.

Jumoschwanz

LEBillfish
10-24-2005, 12:30 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jumoschwanz:
Don't worry, long before you got within skillet range the corneas of my eyes would burn out and I would be uglied into unconciousness by the site of some freakish middle-aged looking man in glasses and bikini clothes much to young for him/her/it. to be wearing http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
My seventy year-old father would get more stares than you in that ridiculous outfit you freak. Go beat on your husband, who is probably in chains in the basement.

Jumoschwanz </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif.........my point proven http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Friendly_flyer
10-24-2005, 12:52 PM
Now, unless the skin-picture LEBillfish posted on the skinners forum here the other month was a blatant lie, LEBillfish is of the female persuasion, so the suggested outfit wouldn't be all inappropriate. However, as this convention is likely to take place in Russia, I think the mentioned outfit would be augmented with woollen socks and a heavy trench coat, which would ease socialisation.

Anyway, having had a new look through the "Don€t be shy, show your picture"-thread, I think this convention could be a very nice meeting. I would personally take the opportunity to thank some of the skinners and mission makers.

fordfan25
10-24-2005, 03:49 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pirschjaeger:
:So you'd be the one wearing a studded leather bikini? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No actually as I said I've thought about this often including attending some of the various meets and one outfit always pops in my head as "this is what you'll wear"......

Knowing they'd not let me be barefoot that means the boots.....The boots then mean my black leather mini, and then in reflex i tend to get conservative so end up wearing the black leather vest with no back I bought when an A-cup......No purse as I don't use I.D. money or credit cards what J & T are for, have no need for make up & I can stick my lip balm and ciggs in the top of my boot.....That's it, nothing else, and about as much as I'm willing to do and even then know I'd start feeling confined so do something stupid.

As I said, I'm not suited to public affairs......Not proud of it just how I am and know there is a time and place for everything so if I don't fit into that time and place I don't do it....Want to see me out at a public function then maybe you'll catch me at the CES expo in Vegas when I get lost from the AVN and even then doubtful as I don't like Vegas.

How else do you think I have so much time to sit here secluded from the world? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

wont you feel silly....thats what im wearing to http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif just kidding badsight, get back in the closet http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

blakduk
10-24-2005, 07:25 PM
Did someone say there was going to be free food http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif
As long as its not that vegetarian rubbish, i'll be at the carnivores buffet pigging out.
After that i'll watch the free entertainment of a man and woman beating the cr@p out of each other (one of them seems to have brought a skillet http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif).
Once that's finished i'll head over to the dessert trolley.... (hang on, it must be my lunch time http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif)
I'll watch amusedly as a paunchy Russian guy gets harassed by a bunch of enthusiasts who KNOW what a ww2 era plane should do because they read it somewhere.
Then i'll sit quietly nursing a beer knowing my mother-in-law would never go to something like this.
As a great man said 'Free at last, free at last....'

Pirschjaeger
10-24-2005, 07:50 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fordfan25:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by han freak solo:
First priority, find the beer. All you would get is polite "hello" from me until my hand was holding a beer.

THEN, I would cruise the crowd all the while looking for this:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by WOLFMondo:
Also check out the ensueing fight between Tagert, Kurfurst, Gibbage, Leadspitter and see if Hristo joins in too. CrazyIvan can be the referee. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'd like to see if the online personalities match the offline realities. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

i iknow what u mean. id like to see if some of the smart mouths are as brave in persone http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually, this situation happened with me before, involving IL-2. To keep a long story short, at a meet I met my online nemesis. He's a little taller than me but outweigh him by about 80lbs. He's very friendly and polite to me in real. We have become friends http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

This is something I'd also expect with a few of the people that tend to be aggressive towards me in GD. In real, I'll get even by becoming friends. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Fritz

T_O_A_D
10-24-2005, 07:54 PM
I would make arrangements to hook up with Lebillfish, and a feller named Tenmmike, outside first.

Both of them would make good friends to have around when it gets ugly http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Then we'd go in and enjoy the booze, food, the conversation, and I would do my best to be the voice of reason for these two. If not then get out of the way, I beleive the sea is parting boys. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Pirschjaeger
10-24-2005, 08:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
As I said, no place for me there http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, we're flexible. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Party at LeBillfish's house! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Fritz

wayno7777
10-24-2005, 08:18 PM
I'll be there!.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

wayno7777
10-24-2005, 08:26 PM
Actually, five of us got together at the WW2 Weekend in Reading, Pa this past June. Hunter, Crazy Ivan, Bearcat, Owlsphone and I. If we can get more, we could show up the CFS crowd flying Briefing Time in the hanger....

AI-1
10-24-2005, 09:53 PM
I'd come to the gig armed with a respirator and some CS gas canisters, roll the canisters out, then once everyone has evacuated I'd minesweep the beer and then extend away in a somewhat swaying fashion http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Lucius_Esox
10-24-2005, 09:55 PM
I'm a very friendly person in real life and would make a point of talking to as many of you as I could,, truth.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Unfortunately in such a convivial atmosphere I would probably forget how much I was drinking and turn into a slurring mess by midnight http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Also judging by some of the above comments it wouldn't be to hard to get into an argument either. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

ImpStarDuece
10-24-2005, 11:38 PM
I'd be the guy in running gear chilling quietly in the corner with a good thick history book, an iPod attached to some decent Senheiser headphones and a bottle of single-malt scotch, nothing less than 18 years old. Well, that or something else 18, Scottish and single http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

fordfan25
10-24-2005, 11:43 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ImpStarDuece:
I'd be the guy in running gear chilling quietly in the corner with a good thick history book, an iPod attached to some decent Senheiser headphones and a bottle of single-malt scotch, nothing less than 18 years old. Well, that or something else 18, Scottish and single http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

running gear?? ...are you that weird guy who lives down the street. hangs out in frount of the dairy queen all day? i told you to stop following me around dang it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

crazyivan1970
10-24-2005, 11:44 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stigler_9_JG52:
I would probably spend the time meeting those I have had the most vociferous arguments with, and noticing how we can still disagree vehemently, yet share a beer and some laughs.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you asking me out on the date Stig? I gotta ask my mom http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

nakamura_kenji
10-24-2005, 11:54 PM
can play Jumoschwanz if want compare scot friend he kitten guess not much scary ^_^? bring shinai fun

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/nakamura_kenji/bop2.bmp

Dew-Claw
10-24-2005, 11:58 PM
I'd be the drunk guy Dancing on the table in his skivies..confident in my drunken haze, that I'm the sexiest guy in the room and everyone thinks so.

Why else would everyone be throwing things to me,... at me?,... if they wern't just giving me gifts..
aggressively.

TAGERT.
10-25-2005, 12:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by han freak solo:
First priority, find the beer. All you would get is polite "hello" from me until my hand was holding a beer.

THEN, I would cruise the crowd all the while looking for this:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by WOLFMondo:
Also check out the ensueing fight between Tagert, Kurfurst, Gibbage, Leadspitter and see if Hristo joins in too. CrazyIvan can be the referee. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'd like to see if the online personalities match the offline realities. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Im nothing like my online personality! Im a real nice guy in real life! I wouldnt think of laying a *hand* on a fellow simmer, and to anyone that thinks otherwise, I invite them to join me at one of my favorite pass times.. i.e.

http://www.geocities.com/grantsenn/4ALL2SEE/PICTURES/MY_MUG/WSMB02.JPG

Ill provide the guns and bullets, all you have to do is bring your running shoes! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Dew-Claw
10-25-2005, 12:25 AM
Sure no problem,
Tell me when your going and I'll meet you there.
You'l know me.
I'll be the guy who got there several hours earlier and picked a spot on one of those ridges with a scope a rifle and a beer. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

crazyivan1970
10-25-2005, 12:28 AM
I guess i will be ze moving target http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

TAGERT.
10-25-2005, 12:29 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dew-Claw:
Sure no problem,
Tell me when your going and I'll meet you there.
You'l know me.
I'll be the guy who got there several hours earlier and picked a spot on one of those ridges with a scope a rifle and a beer. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Roger, the guy with the scope a rifle and beer laying next to him and his blody running shoes. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

VV_Holdenb
10-25-2005, 03:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">'ll be the guy who got there several hours earlier and picked a spot on one of those ridges with a scope a rifle and a beer. Big Grin </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sounds like too much Battlefield2 ? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

"how imagine myself... "
I would be quietly lurking in the background somewhere. Trying to overhear snippets of conversation on how to keep in the air long enough to finish a mug coffee without getting bounced online and knocking it all over the keyboard. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Capt.LoneRanger
10-25-2005, 03:35 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Sounds like too much Battlefield2 ? Wink </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> I guess i will be ze moving target </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Nice replies so far.

I guess I'd just have a beer or two with the usuall people on warclouds, meet my friends from FubarSquadron and other people I met online or on hyperlobby.

Feathered_IV
10-25-2005, 05:14 AM
So there I am, standing near the buffet when Luthier comes bouncing over to me. At first he is really chatty and offers to get me a drink - anything I like.

Mmm...Something Japanese. I say.

He's back in a flash and filling my cup. But when the cup is still half full he excuses himself and suddenly vanishes.

Later in the evening I see him across the room, handing out drinks to the Russians. Three glasses each!

I go over there and ask to get a top-up. But now Luthier won't even talk to me. Hurt and confused I hover near the edge of the group. A Russian guy looks sympathetic and tells me its nothing personal he says. Its just that its been decided for me that I've had enough to drink already.

By whom? I ask.

My Russian friend points to an empty corner of the room near the window, By that French guy over there. He says. Over there?

I look again. Beneath the window drapes, the toes of a pair of shiny black patent-leather shoes can just be seen.


To be continued......

Tully__
10-25-2005, 05:20 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Friendly_flyer:
I guess I'll raise a few eyebrows with my ponytail and full beard, but I'll quite quickly find the beer table, irritating the heck out of the man behind the counter by asking for the European stuff, and then go find someone to swap army stories with. I€m a friendly enough guy.

Oh, and I would hang with the ****-plane crowd. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pony tail here too and an IL2 Sturmovik t-shirt. I take my time sussing out the crowd before talking to people, both in RL and on the net, so I'd be quietly standing on the sidelines watching what's going on for the first little while.

Dew-Claw
10-25-2005, 05:49 AM
I guess, if I hadn't started drinking BEFORE going to the party...
I'd be the guy who comes in the front door and walks up to Oleg's table and sits down with the best bottle of Russian Vodka I could get my hands on.



I hope Oleg brings one too.
I hate to drink alone. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Feathered_IV
10-25-2005, 06:06 AM
So there I am, my cup half full. The party is really starting to hot up now and I decide to introduce myself to the Frenchman behind the drapes.

Those shiny black patent leather shoes are still peeping out from beneath the hem of the heavy drapes. I part the curtains slowly and gasp with shock. This guy is very severe, very tall, very thin and fastidiously dressed. Now I know where they got the idea for the creepy business guy in Half Life.

He looks down at me, "Allo?" It is a question rather than a greeting.

"Hi!" I say. "I'm Fe-fe-fe" (I stutter when I'm nervous).

"Feathered, Oui. I know." (He's looking straight over my head) Behind me there is much shouting and laughter. Over at the far end of the room a glass breaks. More shouts and cheers.

I clear my throat, "And whats your name?" I ask.

"Monsieur Ubi." He says.

"Monsieur Yoobee" I try to say it the way he does.

"Non, UBI." He repeats tersely.

"Hughbea" I try agin.

"Hoopi?"

"Ooh-bee?"

He makes a sort of chopping gesture with his hand. It is of no consequence. I attempt to mimick the gesture, but I wind up whacking my hand on the corner of a low table. Sucking the blood off my bleeding knuckles, I stand there awkwardly. Wondering what to say next.

Desperate to make some sort of conversation I ask, "So, are you a fan of the Il-2 series Mr. Yoobee?"

He spares a glance at me, "Are you?"

"Oh yes!" I say, trying to remember something of my high school French. "Its er, tres bein"
He nods slightly. "Cest magnafique!" I say. He offers the ghost of a smile at this. Greatly encouraged, I remember a little more, "Bon *****!!!" I say triumphantly.

Oh dear, he's frowning now.

Behind me there is an enourmous crash. Mr_Avro has knocked two legs off of the buffet table to build a ramp to demonstrate his pencil rolling technique. In a flash there are more than a dozen people scrambling through the debris for drinking straws, cocktail sticks - anything that will roll.

"Mon dieu " Says Mr Ubi, "Is worse than animals"

I begin to assure him that the majority of Oleg's disciples are not nearly so uncouth when a dishevelled Jumoschwanz goes tearing past. Closely followed by a bellowing LEBillfish, almost naked and brandishing a long hunting spear.

When I turn back, Mr. Ubi has gone...... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif
With a shrug I head over to the pencil rolling table, where money is already beginning to change hands.


To be continued....

Friendly_flyer
10-25-2005, 06:36 AM
Come one Feathered, this is quite stimulating reading!

Lucius_Esox
10-25-2005, 07:12 AM
Oh yes very good Mr Feathered,,, more please

Pirschjaeger
10-25-2005, 07:24 AM
Continue, continue, continue! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Fritz

Feathered_IV
10-25-2005, 08:14 AM
Oh alright http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

An hour later I stagger away from the pencil-rolling table which has by now dissolved into a welter of violence and spilled drinks following an innocent remark of the virtues of red bobble-crayons as opposed to blue clown-pens. I have a lump on the side of my head and one of my teeth feels loose. I can move it with my tongue.

Thank God my precious glass is still half full!

As I pass the dance floor, things are definitely switching to high gear. All of the T&B officianados are out there, madly spinning in circles. Up above on the mezzanine level, a huge group of the B&Z boys are leaning over the railings, shouting advice and insults. Every time the T&B guys look like slowing down, one of the B&Z's will come down the stairs. Standing on the lowest step he'll launch a handfull of empty beer bottles onto the dance floor, then run back upstairs to join his mates. The T&B 'ers then start spinning around again, even faster than before.

As I fight my way towards the bathroom, I make a mental note to myself to join the Turn and Bank guys at the earliest opportunity.


More to follow.....

SlickStick
10-25-2005, 10:59 AM
/me steps over the mess back on Page 3, seeing as Billfish can handle herself and there is no need for chivalry on my part. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Ah, I've often wondered about what it would be like to attend a gathering of people who have only met via the internet. I'm also scared to death!!! Have you seen some of the pilot's mugs that used to come out of net cache?!?!? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

In all honesty, I'm very social, I enjoy meeting new people, I am in real life as I am on the internet, very observant, astute and have a certain sense about people. I would first grab a few of the online pilots by the sticks up their a*s*s*e*s and drag them outside for a huge blunt. -=====*~~~~

Then, a quick shot of Jack as a kicker and head back in. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Back inside, I'd be the one involved in helping set-up the LAN PCs, tweaking the anti-cheat settings for smooth gameplay, ensuring no outside software is being used...etc, and I would be looking forward to staring into the eyes of some of the pilots around here, wondering why they're not as successful in the LAN tournament as they are online. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I've always been one to not pull punches and I have a knack for troubleshooting electronics and software. I've been doing it for over 20 years now.

"With great knowledge, comes great responsibility."

Knowing what is truly happening in an online game, makes it hard to just let things go by. I figure, if I don't do something, no one will. I'm far from paranoid, as my situation rarley involves losing to the questionable pilot, it's calling them on their supposed honor, when they are obviously and blatantly attempting to deceive. There are many others who have the same knowledge as me and they know the same as I do about online play. I choose to let others know, so they can make informed decsions.

I'd also be the one of the musicans involved in the jam session, karaoke and anything else musical. I'd enjoy watching others play the game and I'd hope that some of the good people I'd met on the internet could be there, like BBloke, Dave H., Banger2004, p1ngu666 and a few of my past squadmates from the old days of Jane's WWII that now play this game.

I think it would be a ton of fun as people finally got to see me face-to-face, since I'm deathly paranoid about posting pictures on the internet of my family and I, and they would see that although I live by a certain code, that I can be a bit adamant about, I have a good sense of humor, enjoy socializing and I'm always up for some intense competition. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

I do try to take the high road in most confrontations and I'd hope also that I would make some new friends, after I got to know a few that I've had issues with a little better, and they me.

All in all, I think it it would be fun, entertaining and informative. I'd go. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

jimDG
10-25-2005, 11:19 AM
A big group of people is sitting around a low table - some on sofas, most on the ground. Some hold beer bottles, others hold vodka bottles, some hold coca-cola cans and heavy coughing is heard from the locked bathroom. There is a nice fireplace, and the walls are decorated with wooden props, rusty guns, and black and white pictures in frames.
Several heated discussions go on and everyone waves their palms in the air, making circling gestures, one palm following the other. The words "bang", "overmodelled", "tsstakatakatakataka" and "you is wrong" are repeatedly heard over the table. A passer-by looking through the window wonders - what the hell brought this ragged band of teens, middle aged folks, punks and accountants together?
Then suddenly a part of the roof and one of the walls dissapear in a big explosion of dust and flying bricks. When the smoke clears, a fw190A4 fuselage is sitting in the middle of the room, with a bent prop, smoke comming out of the exhaust stacks, and stubs where the wings used to be before being ripped off.
jimDG crashes the party...
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

ps. sorry for the SF elements http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Dunkelgrun
10-25-2005, 11:53 AM
The 242Sqn chaps arranged a 'big meet' behind the USAAF hall at Duxford Flying Legends this year. In truth it wasn't that big in the end, and there wasn't enough time to do more than say hello, but it was interesting. Hardly anyone looks like you'd imagine - some better, some worse http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif.

So, if you lot are up for it we can do it again next year, and this time carry it over into the Eagle at Cambridge later on (where we met even more IL-2 junkies) http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Cheers!

LEBillfish
10-25-2005, 11:55 AM
heh...it used to be at "Ducks Unlimited" functions folks would bring duck and goose calls and be blowing them off and on all night. Once most had gotten drunk, it became rediculous......

Wonder if the players here would be wandering around with their arms out from their sides making plane and gun noises as they moved about...

"Brrrrroooom....."

BaldieJr
10-25-2005, 11:58 AM
When is this party to take place? I'll want to get my jogging suit cleaned.

Monson74
10-25-2005, 12:01 PM
I would gain some alt, dive on Kenji & go OT right away asking him tons of questions about kendo - then when he gets sick & tired of me I would aim for BearCat & basicly invite myself & my girl over to his & MamaBear's place for dinner/barbeque so we could discuss politics, religion & all the things not allowed here http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Should I fail on the above I would find some people who shares my interest in the content of beer bottles & cans.

MLudner
10-25-2005, 02:23 PM
I'd be the quiet one in the corner, Teetotaller drinking iced tea, smoking and reading Shakespeare while speaking Latin to see if there were any other educated people in the room. Probably also be listening to my CD player.
I'd be quiet until someone made a stupid crack about politics or philosophy within ear-shot, anyway.

SlickStick
10-25-2005, 03:30 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MLudner:
I'd be the quiet one in the corner, Teetotaller drinking iced tea, smoking and reading Shakespeare while speaking Latin to see if there were any other educated people in the room. Probably also be listening to my CD player.
I'd be quiet until someone made a stupid crack about politics or philosophy within ear-shot, anyway.

She Was Like A Bearded Rainbow, As You Said, drinking a Spoonful of a Strange Brew as she screamed "I Feel Free" while she basked in the Sunshine Of Your Love in her White Room at the Crossroads dreaming Tales Of Brave Ulysses during a Blue Condition with her Toad thinking she should Take It Back. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm probably going out on a limb here, but I'm betting you'd be listening to Cream on that CD player? SWLABR is one of my favorites. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

BSS_Goat
10-25-2005, 03:41 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by MLudner:
I'd be the quiet one in the corner, Teetotaller drinking iced tea, smoking [QUOTE]

You don't drink but you smoke....doesnt that kinda defeat the purpose of not drinking? Body is a temple and all that stuff?

PBNA-Boosher
10-25-2005, 03:47 PM
I'd probably be debating with P1ngu and CrazyIvan, Bearcat, and a few others about historical stuff, how much we love the sim, finding some cool aspect of it or telling stories of my sim experiences.

All the while being screamed at by LStarosta.

MLudner
10-25-2005, 04:52 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SlickStick:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MLudner:
I'd be the quiet one in the corner, Teetotaller drinking iced tea, smoking and reading Shakespeare while speaking Latin to see if there were any other educated people in the room. Probably also be listening to my CD player.
I'd be quiet until someone made a stupid crack about politics or philosophy within ear-shot, anyway.

She Was Like A Bearded Rainbow, As You Said, drinking a Spoonful of a Strange Brew as she screamed "I Feel Free" while she basked in the Sunshine Of Your Love in her White Room at the Crossroads dreaming Tales Of Brave Ulysses during a Blue Condition with her Toad thinking she should Take It Back. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm probably going out on a limb here, but I'm betting you'd be listening to Cream on that CD player? SWLABR is one of my favorites. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Cream would be a good guess, Led Zeppelin an even better one. SWLABR is likewise near the top of my Cream song favorites. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

MLudner
10-25-2005, 04:57 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by MLudner:
I'd be the quiet one in the corner, Teetotaller drinking iced tea, smoking [QUOTE]

You don't drink but you smoke....doesnt that kinda defeat the purpose of not drinking? Body is a temple and all that stuff? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not body is a temple, for I do not fear death (Waste of time; it's inevitable and unpredictable). MIND is a temple. I avoid all intoxicants.
Don't mind if others don't, just I won't. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

blairgowrie
10-25-2005, 05:03 PM
I think I would know that we already had a common interest in flying so I would try to find out if there were other areas of mutual interest. If not, I would tactfully move on to the next group. Hopefully I would bump into Billfish at some point.

arcadeace
10-25-2005, 05:30 PM
I think it would be difficult to avoid bumping into her http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

One of the first I would look for is Tully. I'd walk over to his corner with a warm smile and shake his hand, and tell him I wouldn't do it with any other Joystick Man.

danjama
10-25-2005, 06:31 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jimDG:
A big group of people is sitting around a low table - some on sofas, most on the ground. Some hold beer bottles, others hold vodka bottles, some hold coca-cola cans and heavy coughing is heard from the locked bathroom. There is a nice fireplace, and the walls are decorated with wooden props, rusty guns, and black and white pictures in frames.
Several heated discussions go on and everyone waves their palms in the air, making circling gestures, one palm following the other. The words "bang", "overmodelled", "tsstakatakatakataka" and "you is wrong" are repeatedly heard over the table. A passer-by looking through the window wonders - what the hell brought this ragged band of teens, middle aged folks, punks and accountants together?
Then suddenly a part of the roof and one of the walls dissapear in a big explosion of dust and flying bricks. When the smoke clears, a fw190A4 fuselage is sitting in the middle of the room, with a bent prop, smoke comming out of the exhaust stacks, and stubs where the wings used to be before being ripped off.
jimDG crashes the party...
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

ps. sorry for the SF elements http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow you made me really think i was there, i actually want to meet you all when i read that! And feathered, im amazed, thats a talent u have mate, i was cracking up! Great posts so far!

Pirschjaeger
10-25-2005, 07:26 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by blairgowrie:
Hopefully I would bump into Billfish at some point. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif Stay away from the large white cake. It's an ambush. If Jumo goes near step back 10m. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz

SlickStick
10-25-2005, 07:39 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jimDG:
A big group of people is sitting around a low table - some on sofas, most on the ground. Some hold beer bottles, others hold vodka bottles, some hold coca-cola cans and heavy coughing is heard from the locked bathroom. There is a nice fireplace, and the walls are decorated with wooden props, rusty guns, and black and white pictures in frames.
Several heated discussions go on and everyone waves their palms in the air, making circling gestures, one palm following the other. The words "bang", "overmodelled", "tsstakatakatakataka" and "you is wrong" are repeatedly heard over the table. A passer-by looking through the window wonders - what the hell brought this ragged band of teens, middle aged folks, punks and accountants together?
Then suddenly a part of the roof and one of the walls dissapear in a big explosion of dust and flying bricks. When the smoke clears, a fw190A4 fuselage is sitting in the middle of the room, with a bent prop, smoke comming out of the exhaust stacks, and stubs where the wings used to be before being ripped off.
jimDG crashes the party...
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

ps. sorry for the SF elements http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow you made me really think i was there, i actually want to meet you all when i read that! And feathered, im amazed, thats a talent u have mate, i was cracking up! Great posts so far! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Totally agreed! His latest entry had me cracking up today. I was actually on a DF server for a minute there. He described it perfectly. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Brass_Monkey
10-25-2005, 08:40 PM
I would just walk up to the bar grab a cold Sam Adams, give everyone a S! and propose a toast to all the ladies, then enjoy the party and go with the flow. All while wearing my CFS3 tee shirt and cap.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/Brass_Monkey_/DSC03970.jpg

wayno7777
10-25-2005, 08:59 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by jimDG:
A big group of people is sitting around a low table - some on sofas, most on the ground. Some hold beer bottles, others hold vodka bottles, some hold coca-cola cans and heavy coughing is heard from the locked bathroom. There is a nice fireplace, and the walls are decorated with wooden props, rusty guns, and black and white pictures in frames.
Several heated discussions go on and everyone waves their palms in the air, making circling gestures, one palm following the other. The words "bang", "overmodelled", "tsstakatakatakataka" and "you is wrong" are repeatedly heard over the table. A passer-by looking through the window wonders - what the hell brought this ragged band of teens, middle aged folks, punks and accountants together?

Sounds like the 'Dirty Fokker" over in the jukebox thread.

Badge by Cream will do.....

Feathered_IV
10-25-2005, 09:50 PM
Where was I....?

I finally make it to the bathroom. As I enter I hear Jumo wail form one of the cubicles, "She's here!!!" But he calms down somewhat when he sees its only me.

At the basin, washing off the blood and finger-combing the canapes from my hair, a pasty figure approaches me from the shadows.
Would I like to buy a genuine bottle of Olegs urine? he wheedles, A true collectors item... He produces a dirty flask from his coat pocket. I shake my head. Crazy FX5200 owners, I say to myself. Always trying to raise the money for a new card. I shudder to think that I was once like him.

Anyway, its obviously a scam. Oleg has not even arrived yet....


A few moments later and feeling somewhat refreshed, I head back out to the party.

Just as I leave the bathroom and before I have time to gain any situational awareness, a huge weight crashes into me and I am knocked to the floor. Pinned and immobile.

I do not need to look around to know what has happened.

Tully_ steps delicately over me and I hear him remark quietly to himself, "AFJ=Turret is definitely a vulture."


More....?



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p1ngu666
10-26-2005, 12:05 AM
i honestly have no idea http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Pirschjaeger
10-26-2005, 12:11 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
More....?
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Does a bear sh*t in the woods?
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Of course more. This is more entertaining that a "Gibbage and Hristo" thread. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Fritz

Pirschjaeger
10-26-2005, 12:13 AM
As my imagination roams through this party from the twilight zone, a song comes to mind.

Led Zepplin - "Kashmir" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz

VV_Holdenb
10-26-2005, 01:41 AM
This party, is getting scary. Got a keep away from the Warclouds group, a well dogey bunch, get my **** handed to me on a plate and you don't even seem em coming. Then theres all this talk of 12ft tall muddyfunsters with ponytails that want to go and play with you out in the car park and of course Billfish wandering around with an iron skillet...

Through not to miss an opportunity I would
bring a crate of "Two Weeks - be sure" t-shirts to auction. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

madsarmy
10-26-2005, 01:48 AM
I think it would end in a big punch-up & it would all start with the word Uber!

Monson74
10-26-2005, 02:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pirschjaeger:
As my imagination roams through this party from the twilight zone, a song comes to mind.

Led Zepplin - "Kashmir" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Have you ever wondered why they used almost the same drums as on "When The Levee Breaks"?

Feathered_IV
10-26-2005, 03:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">quote:
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
More....?



Does a bear sh*t in the woods?


Of course more. This is more entertaining that a "Gibbage and Hristo" thread. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Lets see....... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Later in the evening:

Things have now reached a stage where even the most hard-bitten anarchist would have to admit that the party had gotten completely out of hand. The combined noise from a thousand revellers has merged to form one solid, continuous roar. Amid the noise, the smell and the debris; I am having the most fascinating conversation of my life,

"So its not half empty at all!! D'you see!?" I bellow at the piano leg. "Do you SEE? Its actually Half Full!!!"

I'm sitting under the piano because its raining inside. Cracks are appearing on the ceiling and water is beginning to pour through.

In an unprecedented show of cooperation the Boom & Zoomers and the Turn & Bank crowd have gotten together to build a makeshift dam across the top of the stairs and flooded the entire first floor. All the furniture has been turned over and they are simulating an PTO island hopping campaign. Gibbage makes a droning noise and runs out into the carpark to scout for enemy ships, "I'm a PBY-5a!" He tells people happily.

Near the fireplace, HayateAce proudly shows off the bottle of urine he just purchased...

Badsight.
10-26-2005, 04:56 AM
too funny thread Fritz!

after FordFan forgives me for having his heap towed we'd probably get drunk as hell together , along with you Fritz : )

& id have to shake Tullys hand for lifting the Ban Hammer http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

danjama
10-26-2005, 08:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">quote:
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
More....?



Does a bear sh*t in the woods?


Of course more. This is more entertaining that a "Gibbage and Hristo" thread. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Lets see....... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Later in the evening:

Things have now reached a stage where even the most hard-bitten anarchist would have to admit that the party had gotten completely out of hand. The combined noise from a thousand revellers has merged to form one solid, continuous roar. Amid the noise, the smell and the debris; I am having the most fascinating conversation of my life,

"So its not half empty at all!! D'you see!?" I bellow at the piano leg. "Do you SEE? Its actually Half Full!!!"

I'm sitting under the piano because its raining inside. Cracks are appearing on the ceiling and water is beginning to pour through.

In an unprecedented show of cooperation the Boom & Zoomers and the Turn & Bank crowd have gotten together to build a makeshift dam across the top of the stairs and flooded the entire first floor. All the furniture has been turned over and they are simulating an PTO island hopping campaign. Gibbage makes a droning noise and runs out into the carpark to scout for enemy ships, "I'm a PBY-5a!" He tells people happily.

Near the fireplace, HayateAce proudly shows off the bottle of urine he just purchased... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Im cracking up http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

LStarosta
10-26-2005, 08:44 AM
JG7_Rall and I would make fun of all of you for being fat, and then we'd go for an easy 10 miler, staying upwind of Megile on his MOPED to keep from being overwhelmed by semi-digested bean odour.

FlatSpinMan
10-26-2005, 12:09 PM
Only 10?

Pirschjaeger
10-26-2005, 12:59 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Near the fireplace, HayateAce proudly shows off the bottle of urine he just purchased... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

I love a happy ending. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Fritz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Pirschjaeger
10-26-2005, 01:02 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Badsight.:
after FordFan forgives me for having his heap towed </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Extreme optimism. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Fritz

Bremspropeller
10-26-2005, 01:10 PM
You'd propably recon me as the only guy wearing a "I'm a Würger guy - and you're a homo" shirt.

HARRIER_401
10-26-2005, 02:26 PM
I think we should set up the OCTAGON like the UFC and let some of these guys in the forums go at it.Now that would be entertainment. I would be the ref.

MB_Avro_UK
10-26-2005, 02:52 PM
I'm a collector of Luftwaffe and RAF clothing and equipment from WW2.

Is this party fancy dress??

I would be tempted to arrive as a LW pilot with flying helmet (Flieger Haube?), goggles (Flieger Brille?),flying jacket (Kanal Jacke?),flying trousers (Kanale Hose?),ArmBand Compass (Armband Kompass?) and a few other items such as maps (Flieger Karte?).

Or I could arrive with RAF Mk C Flying helmet with Mk VIII Goggles, Oxygen Mask,Irvin Flying Jacket with matching trousers and boots.

Would the doormen refuse me entry to the party ??? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

Best Regards,
Mb_Avro

MLudner
10-26-2005, 04:37 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MB_Avro_UK:
I'm a collector of Luftwaffe and RAF clothing and equipment from WW2.

Is this party fancy dress??

I would be tempted to arrive as a LW pilot with flying helmet (Flieger Haube?), goggles (Flieger Brille?),flying jacket (Kanal Jacke?),flying trousers (Kanale Hose?),ArmBand Compass (Armband Kompass?) and a few other items such as maps (Flieger Karte?).

Or I could arrive with RAF Mk C Flying helmet with Mk VIII Goggles, Oxygen Mask,Irvin Flying Jacket with matching trousers and boots.

Would the doormen refuse me entry to the party ??? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

Best Regards,
Mb_Avro </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, mix it up! That would probably really confuse the guy under the piano ... the one shouting at the piano leg! Wear the German boots and the RAF pants! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

MLudner
10-26-2005, 04:44 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">quote:
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
More....?



Does a bear sh*t in the woods?


Of course more. This is more entertaining that a "Gibbage and Hristo" thread. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Lets see....... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Later in the evening:

Things have now reached a stage where even the most hard-bitten anarchist would have to admit that the party had gotten completely out of hand. The combined noise from a thousand revellers has merged to form one solid, continuous roar. Amid the noise, the smell and the debris; I am having the most fascinating conversation of my life,

"So its not half empty at all!! D'you see!?" I bellow at the piano leg. "Do you SEE? Its actually Half Full!!!"

I'm sitting under the piano because its raining inside. Cracks are appearing on the ceiling and water is beginning to pour through.

In an unprecedented show of cooperation the Boom & Zoomers and the Turn & Bank crowd have gotten together to build a makeshift dam across the top of the stairs and flooded the entire first floor. All the furniture has been turned over and they are simulating an PTO island hopping campaign. Gibbage makes a droning noise and runs out into the carpark to scout for enemy ships, "I'm a PBY-5a!" He tells people happily.

Near the fireplace, HayateAce proudly shows off the bottle of urine he just purchased... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And we should probably blast Ballroom Blitz by Sweet about then ... then Walk This Way, Aerosmith. I can fetch the CD's...
Oooo, and Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh by Allen Sherman.

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Excellent post, Feathered Vier. I am tickled pink and inspired. You might want to think about writing professionally.

MLudner
10-26-2005, 04:47 PM
Hey! Is it flavored urine?
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Feathered_IV
10-26-2005, 09:42 PM
Pork flavoured perhaps? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Its like a fine whine.

*blushes*

Last installment tonight...... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Friendly_flyer
10-27-2005, 01:14 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MLudner:
speaking Latin to see if there were any other educated people in the room. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Salve amicus! Ot vales? Cervice? (holding out a glass of lager to hide I just exhausted my conversation latin).

Pirschjaeger
10-27-2005, 06:58 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MB_Avro_UK:
I'm a collector of Luftwaffe and RAF clothing and equipment from WW2.

Is this party fancy dress??

I would be tempted to arrive as a LW pilot with flying helmet (Flieger Haube?), goggles (Flieger Brille?),flying jacket (Kanal Jacke?),flying trousers (Kanale Hose?),ArmBand Compass (Armband Kompass?) and a few other items such as maps (Flieger Karte?).

Or I could arrive with RAF Mk C Flying helmet with Mk VIII Goggles, Oxygen Mask,Irvin Flying Jacket with matching trousers and boots.

Would the doormen refuse me entry to the party ??? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

Best Regards,
Mb_Avro </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The same thing happened at the Trekki convention right? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz

Pirschjaeger
10-27-2005, 07:56 AM
LeBillfish, who was a rather well-proportioned simmer, spent almost all of the party sunbathing on the roof of the convention hall. She wore a a studded black leather bikini the first hour, but in the second hour, she decided that no one could see her way up there(not that she gives a sh1t), and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a dented skillet over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered and respectable Danjama, out of breath from running up the stairs. "Bearcat doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but my we would all very much appreciate your wearing a bikini as you did an hour ago." "What difference does it make?" Lebillfish asked rather sternly with a drunken slurr, gripping the caste iron handle of her "Jumo Tamer". "No one can see me up here, Jumo is history and besides, I'm covered with a skillet." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed young and impressionable Danjama. "You're lying on the party room skylight."

Fritz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

MLudner
10-27-2005, 09:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Friendly_flyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MLudner:
speaking Latin to see if there were any other educated people in the room. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Salve amicus! Ot vales? Cervice? (holding out a glass of lager to hide I just exhausted my conversation latin). </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif
SALVETE AMICO TE, BENE SVM. EH TV?
CERVICE I can't remember off the top of my head, so I'll look it up later.

MLudner
10-27-2005, 09:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Pork flavoured perhaps? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Its like a fine whine.

*blushes*

Last installment tonight...... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif I do hope he's not Jewish or Islamic! He might be most disappointed.

MLudner
10-27-2005, 10:29 AM
Now, completely drunk on iced tea I have jumped onto my soapbox to lecture anyone within earshot on the superior quality of Stoic virtue over Epicureanism while wondering why the piano is telling me it's not half empty at all and just what it means by that crack, anyway.
That is when I find myself staring right at Thomas Jefferson, who while agreeing with me that Plato was a Sophist and knowing exactly what I mean when I shout "PLATO MERDOSVS EST!" takes me to task on my views of Epicureanism and condemns Stoicism. Highly offended - and very confused at what that verdammt piano means by that last crack about something being half full - I jump up and down to silence that obnoxious piano, who dares to keep interrupting my conversation with Mister Jefferson with that nonsense about half-full.

"Don't you understand," I cry, finger in the air, "it's half-full if you're pouring something in, half-empty if you've drank half of it! You stupid piano! It's elementary, my dear Watson! Elementary, I say!"

That's when the piano collapses. Odd, for never before have I heard a piano exclaim: "Oh, sh|t!" Then go "Uhmphf!"
Odd...
Even more odd, the piano seems to be bleeding. I have never seen a piano bleed before.

I call Mr. Jefferson's attention to this peculiar occurance and blame it on the effects of Epicureanism, by quite reasonably explaining that the piano had quite naturally misinterpreted Epicuros' teachings and had over-indulged in cake - for since it did not have bread that was what Marie Antoinette had said it should eat - which had caused it to become fat and weak. "This never would have happened had the piano been a Stoic!"
But, Mr. Jefferson is disinclined to agree and the argument continues.

About then Seafire XIV and Han Freak Solo approach and ask me why I'm yelling at the mirror behind the bar and suggest we seek medical help for poor Feathered IV.

"Feathered Vier is a piano?!" I slur deliriously...
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Friendly_flyer
10-27-2005, 10:38 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MLudner:
SALVETE AMICO TE, BENE SVM. EH TV?
CERVICE I can't remember off the top of my head, so I'll look it up later. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ET IN ARCADIA SVNT!

CERVICE is beer, as in Spanish "cevesa". Seeing you with the cigarette, I should have offered "FUMAR?"

MLudner
10-27-2005, 10:46 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Friendly_flyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MLudner:
SALVETE AMICO TE, BENE SVM. EH TV?
CERVICE I can't remember off the top of my head, so I'll look it up later. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ET IN ARCADIA SVNT!

CERVICE is beer, as in Spanish "cevesa". Seeing you with the cigarette, I should have offered "FUMAR?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ah-ha! It's elementary, my dear Watson! Elementary, I say!
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PBNA-Boosher
10-27-2005, 10:57 AM
EGNATIVS, QVOD CANDIDOS HABET DENTES....

Airmail109
10-27-2005, 01:05 PM
http://mordea.com/misc/bender.jpg

danjama
10-27-2005, 01:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pirschjaeger:
LeBillfish, who was a rather well-proportioned simmer, spent almost all of the party sunbathing on the roof of the convention hall. She wore a a studded black leather bikini the first hour, but in the second hour, she decided that no one could see her way up there(not that she gives a sh1t), and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a dented skillet over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered and respectable Danjama, out of breath from running up the stairs. "Bearcat doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but my we would all very much appreciate your wearing a bikini as you did an hour ago." "What difference does it make?" Lebillfish asked rather sternly with a drunken slurr, gripping the caste iron handle of her "Jumo Tamer". "No one can see me up here, Jumo is history and besides, I'm covered with a skillet." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed young and impressionable Danjama. "You're lying on the party room skylight."

Fritz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Mental i tell ya, mental! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

LStarosta
10-27-2005, 03:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bremspropeller:
You'd propably recon me as the only guy wearing a "I'm a Würger guy - and you're a homo" shirt. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LOL

Feathered_IV
10-28-2005, 01:51 AM
My God, I can't beleive no one has yet used their Party Predictor (TM) to see the defining moment......


Screen goes all wibbly-wobbly as we go forward in time........


Leaning unsteadily against the remains of the piano, it is becomming increasingly difficult to breathe. In the noise and heat generated by thousands of bodies, the temperature has risen to almost sauna-like conditions. Steam is rising from the sodden carpets and high above I see a large chunk of soggy plaster detatch itself from the ceiling. I watch it as if in a dream as it lands with a splash at my feet.

"Someone aught to fix that..." I say to the fellow next to me (It is SkyChimp, easily recognisable from his avatar).

"There was a patch." He says, "But....."

"But what?" I ask.

He looks grave, "Leaked I'm afraid."

Half a dozen Warclouds boys push past us, giggling like schoolgirls. Between them they carry a struggling figure, bound up in a hessian sack. "AFJ_GoodKnight has been captured by the opposing forces!!" they chant happily.


Thirty minutes later.....


I am standing on one of the last upright pieces of furniture, trying to lead a chorus of "Yes, we have no Danjama's. We have no Danjama's todaaay!" when Gibbage is suddenly back. Bursting through the front doors. I mean right through the front doors.

At the crash of splintered timber and broken glass, everyone instinctively whirls about to see what the commotion is. All except the TrackIR users, who can only turn their heads fifteen degrees to the left, "Whats going on?" They cry in panic, "We can't see. WE can't SEE!!!

Gibbage's eyes are huge. The pupils massively dilated, "He's here!!!" He cries, "OLEG IS HERE!!!!"


Complete exodus.


Everyone tumbles outside to see the Great Man arrive. Almost trampled in the stampede, I am the last one out the door. I emerge just in time to see Oleg, (assisted by a corps of uniformed booth-babes) step out of a borrowed car.

From my vantage point, high up on the steps near the front door. My first impression of Oleg is that he is so much smaller than I imagined....

As he straightens up and looks us over for the first time, the crowd breaks out into spontaneous cheering. All the noise we made before is as nothing compared to the mighty shouts of welcome and adulation that Oleg now recieves.

"Hip hip!" "Hooray!!!" We all shout.

"Hip hip!" "HOORAY!!!" We all shout a second time.

"Hip HIP!" "TWO WEEKS!!!" Shout a small group of hecklers. CrazyIvan unsheaths his banning-stick and takes up position behind them.


Oleg takes it all in good grace. Smiling modestly, he holds up his hand for silence.

In that moment, I realise that I have never actually heard him speak before. This will be the first time I hear the Great Mans voice. The same thought must occur to every one else at the same time. For immediately, a complete hush falls over the assembly.

Total silence....

Oleg Maddox looks up apon us. His face is the picture of kindness and benevolence. A gentle breeze ruffles the bottoms of his well-pressed khaki slacks. And as he opens his mouth to speak, we all lean forward to hear. What will be his first words to us?

He points to us. Suddenly his face changes into an ugly grimace and he roars,

"LOOK OUT!!!!"

We whirl about to look behind us, (all except the TrackIR users - "Oh no, we can't see!!!)

The entire first floor collapses in a roaring splash of water and falling masonry.



Maybe I should move this to the Combat Story thread..... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Pirschjaeger
10-28-2005, 02:36 AM
Feathered, you are great. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

If you are not doing this professionally, you are a great loser. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

If you are a professional, you have a great bank account. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Either way, you are still great. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Danjama, you are now my #2 hero. Get over it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif


Fritz

Feathered_IV
10-28-2005, 02:49 AM
I'm not doing this proffessionally. I must be a great loser http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

Consider it the fruits of lurking on this forum for waaay too long.

Edit: And some pretty hair raising parties at university http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Pirschjaeger
10-28-2005, 03:03 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Consider it the fruits of lurking on this forum for waaay too long. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Keep in mind, therapy would only take your gift away.http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Crash! Bang! Pop! Weeze. Smoke fills Fritz's room.

*cough* cough* I just got an idea. We need to convince a mod into collecting your IL-2 party vision (yes, officially you are a visionary). Then he/she/it posts it as a sticky. It will be a beacon for potential noobs. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Call it consistancy and quality control.

Fritz

VV_Holdenb
10-28-2005, 03:17 AM
Great stuff Feathered_IV http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Hip HIP?!" "TWO WEEKS!!!" Shout a small group of hecklers. CrazyIvan unsheaths his banning-stick and takes up position behind them. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

At least my "Two weeks be sure t-shirts" were selling well at party! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

nakamura_kenji
10-28-2005, 03:19 AM
this favorite thread week ^_^ feather fun story

Feathered_IV
10-28-2005, 03:27 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> At least my "Two weeks be sure t-shirts" were selling well at party! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Holy cr@p! I'd pay anything for a T-shirt like that. Seriously.

Do you accept urine?

Pirschjaeger
10-28-2005, 04:26 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> At least my "Two weeks be sure t-shirts" were selling well at party! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Holy cr@p! I'd pay anything for a T-shirt like that. Seriously.

Do you accept urine? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Try Hayate, word is, he bought a box of t-shirts. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Fritz

Feathered_IV
10-28-2005, 04:50 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

FlatSpinMan
10-28-2005, 05:45 AM
Excellent writing feathered. Thanks for the laughs.

Retrofish
10-28-2005, 06:02 AM
Feathered http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

danjama
10-28-2005, 08:05 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pirschjaeger:
Feathered, you are great. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

If you are not doing this professionally, you are a great loser. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

If you are a professional, you have a great bank account. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Either way, you are still great. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Danjama, you are now my #2 hero. Get over it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif


Fritz </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nonsense, ill always be your number one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif Ive got the contract right here http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Great story feathered. It should definately be collected and stickydeded... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

MLudner
10-28-2005, 10:10 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PBNA-Boosher:
EGNATIVS, QVOD CANDIDOS HABET DENTES.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
(Henry, who has shiny white teeth...)

Henry would be you, I assume. You were on War_Clouds Wednesday evening, weren't you? You shot down the lone Bf-109G6AS who had blundered into a mob of red fighters - starting with one Spit ... then another Spit .... then the P-47 ... and then the P-51. You were the P-51, I think.

You were lucky, son. But, then, that first Spit was even luckier, I guess. You nailed me just after I had gotten him to over-shoot and was about turn his ship into Limey confetti.

I was very confused that evening, having never been on War Clouds before. I had actually intended to fly red that time, but I selected the Yevpatoria base and saw only B-25's available. Well, I have about .5 hours flight time in B-25's ... and I crashed landing it. So I opted to go blue where I could fly a fighter (Yes, I have since figured out that if I had just clicked on a different base...). I was thinking all red players would be flying B-25's, trying to slip past the Blue fighters and bomb Bittrich into the next world. My job would be to help stop them. I saw that friendly aircraft had black labels (Sith took off just ahead of me from Sevastopol and I saw the color and thus deduced, incorrectly...) Thus, I was flying around thinking black label meant friendly. After using up half a tank of fuel and finding no red ships anywhere (I had, actually, I just did not know it because they had black labels, too). I decided to take up a more advanced position to the north in hopes of catching someone on the way in.
That was a bad idea.
Unknowingly I had flown into red fighter turf all alone. Shortly I see a Spit coming at me from ahead, but it has a black label so I think it's a friendly Spit. It passes over me. Not quite an idiot, I kept my eye on him. He pulled in below and behind and it began to look suspiciously like he was preparing to attack. With each passing second as I eyed him I began to get more and more suspicious that something was amiss.
Then, it dawned on me: He is, he is .... he is going to attack!
Break!
I pulled my 109 into a series of break-neck, rolling, up and down, wing-over, twisting and turning evasive maneuvers that were working handily. Then a P-47 buzzed me, but over-shot. A P-51 then whizzed over me from my front. I spotted a second Spit in the vicinity.
It was then that I realized that label color meant precisely squat here. This was literal: ANY ALLIED AIRCRAFT WAS THREAT.
This sucked eggs!
Another tight maneuver or two and the first Spit over-shot and came past my starboard and was heading right into my sights when you nailed me.
Then, you primitive (mutter, mutter, mumble) you kept shooting me even though my engine was on fire and wounded me. My engine seized and I became a glider heading south. But on the bright side: the fire went out.
You then made another pass. I broke right. I then bellied-in ... and you strafed me as I was skidding through the grass.
I saw the message on the screen that said PBN (something, the last character was obscured) shoots down PROXIMVS.

Strafing me even after I had bellied-in was a tad uncalled for. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Good kill, though. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif
I'll return the favor in good time. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

danjama
10-28-2005, 10:20 AM
Aye warclouds is fun! A mysterious land to the newcometh too. You should join our thread here

http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/23110283/m/2541033073/p/2

Pirschjaeger
10-28-2005, 12:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
Nonsense, ill always be your number one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif Ive got the contract right here http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your girlfriend is my lawyer. Court is ajourned. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz

MLudner
10-28-2005, 12:20 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MLudner:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PBNA-Boosher:
EGNATIVS, QVOD CANDIDOS HABET DENTES.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
(Henry, who has shiny white teeth...)

Henry would be you, I assume. You were on War_Clouds Wednesday evening, weren't you? You shot down the lone Bf-109G6AS who had blundered into a mob of red fighters - starting with one Spit ... then another Spit .... then the P-47 ... and then the P-51. You were the P-51, I think.

You were lucky, son. But, then, that first Spit was even luckier, I guess. You nailed me just after I had gotten him to over-shoot and was about turn his ship into Limey confetti.

I was very confused that evening, having never been on War Clouds before. I had actually intended to fly red that time, but I selected the Yevpatoria base and saw only B-25's available. Well, I have about .5 hours flight time in B-25's ... and I crashed landing it. So I opted to go blue where I could fly a fighter (Yes, I have since figured out that if I had just clicked on a different base...). I was thinking all red players would be flying B-25's, trying to slip past the Blue fighters and bomb Bittrich into the next world. My job would be to help stop them. I saw that friendly aircraft had black labels (Sith took off just ahead of me from Sevastopol and I saw the color and thus deduced, incorrectly...) Thus, I was flying around thinking black label meant friendly. After using up half a tank of fuel and finding no red ships anywhere (I had, actually, I just did not know it because they had black labels, too). I decided to take up a more advanced position to the north in hopes of catching someone on the way in.
That was a bad idea.
Unknowingly I had flown into red fighter turf all alone. Shortly I see a Spit coming at me from ahead, but it has a black label so I think it's a friendly Spit. It passes over me. Not quite an idiot, I kept my eye on him. He pulled in below and behind and it began to look suspiciously like he was preparing to attack. With each passing second as I eyed him I began to get more and more suspicious that something was amiss.
Then, it dawned on me: He is, he is .... he is going to attack!
Break!
I pulled my 109 into a series of break-neck, rolling, up and down, wing-over, twisting and turning evasive maneuvers that were working handily. Then a P-47 buzzed me, but over-shot. A P-51 then whizzed over me from my front. I spotted a second Spit in the vicinity.
It was then that I realized that label color meant precisely squat here. This was literal: ANY ALLIED AIRCRAFT WAS THREAT.
This sucked eggs!
Another tight maneuver or two and the first Spit over-shot and came past my starboard and was heading right into my sights when you nailed me.
Then, you primitive (mutter, mutter, mumble) you kept shooting me even though my engine was on fire and wounded me. My engine seized and I became a glider heading south. But on the bright side: the fire went out.
You then made another pass. I broke right. I then bellied-in ... and you strafed me as I was skidding through the grass.
I saw the message on the screen that said PBN (something, the last character was obscured) shoots down PROXIMVS.

Strafing me even after I had bellied-in was a tad uncalled for. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Good kill, though. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif
I'll return the favor in good time. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1241.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/353.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

MLudner
10-28-2005, 12:26 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
Aye warclouds is fun! A mysterious land to the newcometh too. You should join our thread here

http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/23110283/m/2541033073/p/2 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, I've been poking around that thread. That went here because this is where PBNA made a crack in Latin that caused it to dawn on me who that was back there. I have suitably spanked myself anyway.

JadehawkII
10-28-2005, 12:48 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BaldieJr:
I'd prepare for the party the night before by eating as many beans as I could hold.

At the party I would introduce myself as Megile. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif
Other than bringing a huge Bic lighter, I cant top that one! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

If this was held in UK or even Europe, I'd be highly intrested in experiencing some local brews (and perhaps a nice lady as well). http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif
I'd even might strike up a challange to anyone willing to a Indian wrestle just for the fun of it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

LEBillfish
10-28-2005, 12:59 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pirschjaeger:
LeBillfish, who was a rather well-proportioned simmer, spent almost all of the party sunbathing on the roof of the convention hall. She wore a a studded black leather bikini the first hour, but in the second hour, she decided that no one could see her way up there(not that she gives a sh1t), and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a dented skillet over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered and respectable Danjama, out of breath from running up the stairs. "Bearcat doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but my we would all very much appreciate your wearing a bikini as you did an hour ago." "What difference does it make?" Lebillfish asked rather sternly with a drunken slurr, gripping the caste iron handle of her "Jumo Tamer". "No one can see me up here, Jumo is history and besides, I'm covered with a skillet." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed young and impressionable Danjama. "You're lying on the party room skylight."

Fritz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Fine.......I'll just sit here, not lay on it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

danjama
10-28-2005, 01:13 PM
It would have to be in England, im lazy aas hell http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Feathered_IV
10-28-2005, 10:23 PM
Maddox booth-babe pick up line #237:

"Would you like to be totally porked?"


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

SlickStick
10-28-2005, 10:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Maddox booth-babe pick up line #237:

"Would you like to be totally porked?"


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Maddox booth-babe pick up line #238:

"I love you long time. 2 weeks, be sure."

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Ooh, ooh better yet, as Oleg points to a group of Mk. IXs and Me-262s...

Maddox booth-babe pick up line #239:

"Spits or Swallows?"

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Pirschjaeger
10-28-2005, 10:55 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pirschjaeger:
LeBillfish, who was a rather well-proportioned simmer, spent almost all of the party sunbathing on the roof of the convention hall. She wore a a studded black leather bikini the first hour, but in the second hour, she decided that no one could see her way up there(not that she gives a sh1t), and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a dented skillet over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered and respectable Danjama, out of breath from running up the stairs. "Bearcat doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but my we would all very much appreciate your wearing a bikini as you did an hour ago." "What difference does it make?" Lebillfish asked rather sternly with a drunken slurr, gripping the caste iron handle of her "Jumo Tamer". "No one can see me up here, Jumo is history and besides, I'm covered with a skillet." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed young and impressionable Danjama. "You're lying on the party room skylight."

Fritz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Fine.......I'll just sit here, not lay on it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, I'll be the guy downstairs with a kink in his neck. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz

Feathered_IV
10-29-2005, 12:17 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Ooh, ooh better yet, as Oleg points to a group of Mk. IXs and Me-262s...

Maddox booth-babe pick up line #239:

"Spits or Swallows?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Eeew! Thats just wrong http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



How about:

"If I said you were an escort carrier, would you let me spawn on you?"

LEBillfish
10-29-2005, 01:33 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Ooh, ooh better yet, as Oleg points to a group of Mk. IXs and Me-262s...

Maddox booth-babe pick up line #239:

"Spits or Swallows?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Eeew! Thats just wrong http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



How about:

"If I said you were an escort carrier, would you let me spawn on you?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


That is just wrong....................Ki-61 is the Swallow http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

SlickStick
10-29-2005, 08:37 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Ooh, ooh better yet, as Oleg points to a group of Mk. IXs and Me-262s...

Maddox booth-babe pick up line #239:

"Spits or Swallows?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Eeew! Thats just wrong http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



How about:

"If I said you were an escort carrier, would you let me spawn on you?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


That is just wrong....................Ki-61 is the Swallow http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Maddox booth-babe pick up line #240:

"Virtual pilots know how to use their sticks better." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

MLudner
10-29-2005, 03:27 PM
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Yo, Boosher...
Was I right? If you think I'm angry at you, you're mistaken. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
10-29-2005, 09:04 PM
Meanwhile things at €˜The Dirty Fokker€ have taken a turn for the quiet....

'So where the hell is every one tonight then?'

Balrog enquire's of the grizzeld old tempory barman trying to extract his cloth shrouded mit from the pint glass he managed to get it stuck in earlier today.

'Gaaaarrrrn..I dunno cobber I just bloody took the job yesterday. But the bloke that hired me said there was something big going down over in the town hall if that is any help?'

€˜Strange? I didn€t think it was Curry dependency night till tomorrow? I wonder what is going on?€
Balrog turns on his bar stool and peers 15 degree's left over his shoulder out of the window that faces towards town as if he expected to spot some kind of indication of just what might be so important as to interrupt the desire for alcohol and music and curried spud on this cold damp and windy autumnal night.
For a second there is a bright flash and lightening streaked down from the sky and struck what, with his hardened pilot vision, Balrog could almost swear was the silhouette of a figure stood atop the town hall waving what appeared to be a frying pan.
However as quickly as it appeared it disappeared again and all was once more, night.
Returning his gaze to the bar and finding the barman other wise engaged with his captive paw he remarks to the small canine at the foot of the bar 'You know? If I didn't know better I could swear that there was a naked bird waving a frying pan on top of the town hall roof just now'.
The dog shrugs and and continues to stare upward at Balrog as if to say 'Look buddy! If all you are gona do is stare out the window and talk to yourself why not let me have that spud your poking with your fork.'
€˜Hmm yeah your probably right€ admits Balrog and divides the spud places one half on a plate and lays it on the floor for the dog whilst the other half he consigns to his jacket pocket wrapped in a napkin.
€˜Cheers€ the dog blinks.
€˜Oh well I guess I will take a wander into town and see what all the fuss is about€¦€¦

woofiedog
10-30-2005, 02:57 AM
Life has taken a turn in Tale's of the Weird at the Dirty Fokker! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
10-30-2005, 05:37 PM
LOL just sorry I missed the party http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif Cracking bit of fiction there though Feathered stop by for a pint some time http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif bring your own urine though http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Low_Flyer_MkII
10-30-2005, 05:47 PM
I'd be the big feller outside....
"I don't care if you are an old friend of Oleg's - your name's not on the list, you're not getting in..."

Feathered_IV
10-30-2005, 06:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">LOL just sorry I missed the party Cracking bit of fiction there though Feathered stop by for a pint some time bring your own urine though </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bring it? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

My good man, I'll have you know that I make it fresh on the spot.

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
10-30-2005, 08:16 PM
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Friendly_flyer
10-31-2005, 12:52 AM
I was wondering when Balrog was going to join the party. He rally ought to be in charge of music.

I'd be the guy handing him pints to keep him happy fideling with the CDs.