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Maple_Tiger
10-03-2004, 07:57 AM
Here we are in october already.


With leaves falling from there place of birth,

there is this sence of dread.

While winter is planning a return,

I should move south instead.


Sorry, I thought a Stanza would cheer me up.


If some of you don't know, my name is Shane and I have a proublom. I should say many proubloms, but the addiction should be adressed first.

Well, my family is fed up with my behavior as of late. For the past week, I have been climbing to the top of our house, running full tilt, and jumping off.

As you can see, this is not normal nor safe. So far, I have landed in the trash can, In the garden head first, and in the maple tree.

Right now, my body hurts and as I try to type while tied to my chair. Yes, tied to my chair. Even my own Lab will not untie me.

Maple_Tiger
10-03-2004, 07:57 AM
Here we are in october already.


With leaves falling from there place of birth,

there is this sence of dread.

While winter is planning a return,

I should move south instead.


Sorry, I thought a Stanza would cheer me up.


If some of you don't know, my name is Shane and I have a proublom. I should say many proubloms, but the addiction should be adressed first.

Well, my family is fed up with my behavior as of late. For the past week, I have been climbing to the top of our house, running full tilt, and jumping off.

As you can see, this is not normal nor safe. So far, I have landed in the trash can, In the garden head first, and in the maple tree.

Right now, my body hurts and as I try to type while tied to my chair. Yes, tied to my chair. Even my own Lab will not untie me.

PF_Coastie
10-03-2004, 08:06 AM
MT, I always new you were a little off kilter, but now I know for sure you are a couple of beers short of a six pack! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Maple_Tiger
10-03-2004, 08:14 AM
Only two beers?

I guess I should take that as a complement.

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
10-03-2004, 05:36 PM
Hot Dam and I thought I wuz nutz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

p1ngu666
10-03-2004, 05:49 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
Hot Dam and I thought I wuz nutz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

u just love the nutz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Maple_Tiger
10-03-2004, 06:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
Hot Dam and I thought I wuz nutz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



You have basicaly denied that you have a problom.

Unfortunately, you'l not get on the road to recovery unless you admit that you have an adiction.

Start by telling us a little about you'r self.

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
10-03-2004, 06:41 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Um I kinda like fire engines

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
10-03-2004, 06:45 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by p1ngu666:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
Hot Dam and I thought I wuz nutz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

u just love the nutz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pingu I have told you before about enforcing your homo erotic fantasies on me before now pack it in or I am gona come get yah http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

p1ngu666
10-03-2004, 07:04 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Um I kinda like fire engines <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

firemen and there squirty pipes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

-HH-Dubbo
10-03-2004, 07:18 PM
Gees Shane you weren't kidding when you said you were nuts. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
10-03-2004, 07:18 PM
Well there you go maple I present your first patient be gentle with him he has long hair and a tendancey to fly around in a bright pink spitfire in wonder woman mode

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Waldo.Pepper
10-03-2004, 09:32 PM
Problem!

Maple_Tiger
10-04-2004, 04:45 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Um I kinda like fire engines <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Well thats a start.

Maple_Tiger
10-04-2004, 04:48 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by -HH-Dubbo:
Gees Shane you weren't kidding when you said you were nuts. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Dubbo, why don't you start by telling us a little about you'r self. The only reasoen why you'r all here, is because, like me, you need help.

Maple_Tiger
10-04-2004, 04:50 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
Well there you go maple I present your first patient be gentle with him he has long hair and a tendancey to fly around in a bright pink spitfire in wonder woman mode

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Lets give p1ngu666 a warm welcome.

p1ngu666, start by telling us a little about you'r self.

SlickStick
10-04-2004, 11:00 AM
Hi, my name is SlickStick and I'm an FBaholic.

Let's open the meeting with the 12 Steps of FBAA:

1. We admitted we were powerless over FB - that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a power greater than FB, preferably real life, could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our sticks and our game discs over to the care of our significant others, as we understood them.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our game playing and it's effect on our family's "quality" time.

5. Admitted to Oleg, to ourselves and another human being the exact nature of our FB addiction.

6. We€re entirely ready to have real life help us to regulate these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked the forums to help us remove our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of persons we had shot down or vulched and became willing to make amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such people except when to do so would permanently damage their ego.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong about a cheater, promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation, to improve our conscious contact with our families, as we understood them, praying only for knowledge of real life's will for us and the power to carry out a strict flying schedule.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of stepping away from our PCs briefly, we tried to carry this message to those that still suffer from FBaholism. And to practice these principles in all our affairs.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Monty_Thrud
10-04-2004, 11:53 AM
Problems!?..i don't see any problems here, your all as sane as i...

Anyway...i was saying to Bader and Johnnie Johnson (i call them JJ and B) just the other day...JJ and B..i said ,tell me how do you get your Spitfires to out turn these blasted Jerry 109's...do you know what he said to me?..."stfu n0oB ur talking to the 1337"...havent got a clue what all this pilot jargon means, but i'm sure he meant well...*AHEM!*....NURSE!!...is it time for my medication yet http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/354.gif

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
10-04-2004, 02:52 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maple_Tiger:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Um I kinda like fire engines <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Well thats a start. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Their kinda big and red and go whoo whoo alot......argggh I can't take all this honesty

(runs away screaming)

Jagdgeschwader2
10-04-2004, 03:03 PM
Nein! Nein! Nein! I have no problem! The world
is problem!


Die! Swine!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jagdgeschwader26/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/110vulch.jpg

http://home.earthlink.net/~jagdgeschwader26/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jagdgeschwader2s.jpg

SlickStick
10-04-2004, 06:37 PM
Ah, the insidiousness of this affliction rears it's ugly head in the form of that river in Egypt. Denial. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Grab some cookies and a cup of coffee. Sit back, relax and try to identify with our speakers as they share their experience, strength and hope with their fellow members and guests.

A friend was so addicted, his wife had enough and went home to her mother's. He put an ad in the paper the next day that read:

"Wanted: Beautiful woman with good job, who has a fast PC and owns Forgotten Battles and Aces Expansion Pack. Please forward screenshots of FB/AEP Perfect mode and FPS."

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Maple_Tiger
10-04-2004, 06:42 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maple_Tiger:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Um I kinda like fire engines <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Well thats a start. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Their kinda big and red and go whoo whoo alot......argggh I can't take all this honesty

(runs away screaming) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



Now how can you let a little old fire truck scare the **** out of ya? This is comeing from a very intoxicated Maple.

BSS_Goat
10-04-2004, 06:52 PM
I would come but I dont have a problem, carry on peasant, and dont bother me anymore.

SlickStick
10-04-2004, 08:45 PM
Baa aaa aad Goat. No tin can for you. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Maple_Tiger
10-05-2004, 03:36 PM
Well Goat, since you'r here and not coming, tell us a little about you'r self.

For one, how long have you been a Goat?