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XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 06:53 PM
T3h 6 gunz0r 1n t3h natzi 190 pwnz a p51 plane 1n l3ik t3h 10 s3k0ndz wh3n t3h s0x0r p51 t4k3s l3ik 15 s3c0nds t0 pwn a natz1 pl4ne tis s0x
ffs 50 cal 1s bigg3r tehn 20 mm everyon3 n0ws tat y00 n00bs il2 suk cr4p g4me!

AMERICA OWNS!!!

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 06:53 PM
T3h 6 gunz0r 1n t3h natzi 190 pwnz a p51 plane 1n l3ik t3h 10 s3k0ndz wh3n t3h s0x0r p51 t4k3s l3ik 15 s3c0nds t0 pwn a natz1 pl4ne tis s0x
ffs 50 cal 1s bigg3r tehn 20 mm everyon3 n0ws tat y00 n00bs il2 suk cr4p g4me!

AMERICA OWNS!!!

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 06:56 PM
You obviously aren't hitting your target.

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XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 06:58 PM
ROFLMAO


IBTL.... ;D

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 07:03 PM
Can anyone translate his crazy moon language? I just don't understand. It phonetically sounds like he hasn't mastered soild food yet.

It's just a game dammit.

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 07:03 PM
1 d1d h1t it n00b i saw teh crap fly1ng fr0m t3h w1ngs w3hn i h1t it 1t t00k leik 15 s3conds b3fore it was pwned w1th teh natzi pl4ne w1t du4l pods it took l3ik 10 s3conds b3for3 it got pwn3d
50 cal sh0d pwnzor m0r3 t3hn n4tzi guns!!!!!!!!

!! Y00 r 4ll natziz

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 07:06 PM
As someone who has had his family on his fathers' side almost completely wiped out by two German incursions into thier homeland. I ask you to go privately fornicate yourself.

It's just a game dammit.

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 07:07 PM
y00 NoOOb! yoOO r t00 un-1337!! y00 H4v3 to be 1337 to r3adz0r 1t NO00b 1 pwnz0r y00

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 07:09 PM
This is the best thread we've had here for a while.


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XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 07:10 PM
hahahahaha

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 07:11 PM
Has anybody told you about this great way of communicating? It's called writing so everybody can understand you L0Rd D3str0s type strange person. I don't mind the personal jabs, but please don't call people Natzis. I really believe that it's not polite or good fun.

It's just a game dammit.

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 07:14 PM
stfu n00b i r just reporting leik a bug !!!

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 07:23 PM
First off. I think everybody here has killed a plane with .50 cals (12.7mm browning for those in the know) inside a 1/2 second shot. For those good enough to get a close in shot with really tight convergance (still don't know if that sets the gun defletion to that range or not) with them, you can saw off any planes wing in 1 second. The dual gunpods, on the FW190, really ruin the flight characteristics, and it is tantamount to suicide to go on a head on attack against someone crazy enough to use them in a dogfight! I've murdered a buddy of mine, (spooky_ruben) in head on passes with the EARLY FW190 and no gunpods. I have to agree that they do seem to be really deadly, but any plane is in the right hands, even the Rata. This game is one of the few that really has a good ballance, and some nasty surprises in it, such as the Hurricane Field Mod. Pretty much; good gunner+crap Airplaine>crap gunner+top of the line super plane.

It's just a game dammit.

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 08:41 PM
''T3h 6 gunz0r 1n t3h natzi 190 pwnz a p51 plane 1n l3ik t3h 10 s3k0ndz wh3n t3h s0x0r p51 t4k3s l3ik 15 s3c0nds t0 pwn a natz1 pl4ne tis s0x
ffs 50 cal 1s bigg3r tehn 20 mm everyon3 n0ws tat y00 n00bs il2 suk cr4p g4me!

AMERICA OWNS!!!''

Most annoying
But I think the last part is the worst


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XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 08:48 PM
He is in no way connected to me, and he is obviously a lame imposter. No one can beat my WF-190 thread.

EDIT:
http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view.asp?name=us_il2sturmovik_gd&id=zdquw

and

http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view.asp?name=us_il2sturmovik_gd&id=zdscu

Try beating that, lamer.

Message Edited on 12/10/0307:52PM by st3v3_pwnage

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 08:50 PM
Translations:

"The 6 guns in the [omitted] 190 owns a P-51 in like the 10 seconds when the sucking P-51 takes like 15 seconds to own in a [omitted] plane this sucks.

50 cal is bigger than 20mm everyone knows that.

You newbies Il-2 sucks."

I think he's trying to be silly. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

"I did hit it newbie, I saw the stuff flying from the wings when I hit it, it took like 15 seconds before it was owned.
With the 190 plane with dual 20mm pods it took like 10 seconds before it got owned.

50 cal should own more than axis guns!!!!

You are all facists."

6 20mm cannon packs a lot of punch.

"You newbie! You are too un-elite! You have to be elite to read it newbie, I own you!"

You can figure that out yourself.

"Be quiet newbie, I'm just being a idiot."

Ooh...

Ok fellas, enjoy the translation! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Oh yeah, I'm a P-63 whiner too! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 08:51 PM
I r 4n0ying cuz 1 r3pport 4 BUG 1n yuOrp3rfect n00b g4m3?
t3h .50 c4l is l4rger 4nd shod be mor3 p0w3rf00l t3hn teh GERMAN .20 cal!!

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 08:55 PM
Translation #2:

leet_haxxor wrote:
- I r 4n0ying cuz 1 r3pport 4 BUG 1n yuOrp3rfect n00b
- g4m3?
- t3h .50 c4l is l4rger 4nd shod be mor3 p0w3rf00l
- t3hn teh GERMAN .20 cal!!

"I am annoying because I report a BUG in your perfect newbie game? The .50 cal is larger and should be more powerful than the GERMAN .20 cal!"

Have you ever seen a 20mm, btw? Its roughly four times the size of a .50 cal. Nasty. Not to mention the fact its stuffed with explosives!

http://www.mechmodels.com/images/klv_ubisig1a.jpg


Oh yeah, I'm a P-63 whiner too! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 08:56 PM
You will never surpass my level of l337 sp34k. Give it up n00bie.

"I luv teh US"

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 08:59 PM
st3v3_pwnage wrote:
- You will never surpass my level of l337 sp34k. Give
- it up n00bie.

And you will never surpass my level of common sense. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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Oh yeah, I'm a P-63 whiner too! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 09:07 PM
I just have...

Now how did that saying go? Something like:

"Never argue with a fool, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

"I luv teh US"

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 09:07 PM
idiot wrote:
- The .50 cal is larger and
- should be more powerful than the GERMAN .20
- cal!


The german "MG 151/20" is 20mm, the ".50cal" is only 12.7mm.
There is no ".20 cal" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Translation:
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Th3 g3rm4n ~M6 lSl/ZO~ 15 ZOmm, the ~*SOc41~ i5 0n1y lZ*7mm.
Th3r3 15 n0 ~*ZO c41" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif




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XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 09:15 PM
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XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 09:19 PM
Y0u 4r3 k|d|n r|6h7? 7h|5 |5 5upp053 70 83 4 1337 p057? 6|v3 |7 up!

IF this is suppose to be a joke post. Don't do it. Especially in Oleg's Ready Room!

Y0u'r3 50 un1337!

Even if it not suppose to be a joke post. Yuk!

EDIT: BTW, "leet_haxxor"'s do not use 'leet' speak, because it associated with 'kiddie script hackers'. (In other words, 'novice hackers', if you can even call them that, that really do not know a damn thing about hacking.) Also, when a good hacker does use 'leet' speak, it is done more in the sense of making fun of the 'leet speakers'. Also, when they use it, they still spell correctly!

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Message Edited on 12/10/0302:44PM by RealKill

XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 09:20 PM
''I r 4n0ying cuz 1 r3pport 4 BUG 1n yuOrp3rfect n00b g4m3?
t3h .50 c4l is l4rger 4nd shod be mor3 p0w3rf00l t3hn teh GERMAN .20 cal!!''

Why do you keep talking like this?
is that a way to show us you are a ****** or something?
No one is gonna take what you say seriously if you keep talking like that


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XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 09:29 PM
Well that was quite entertaining...

By the way, thx for the translations!


It'd be really fun to watch this guy sing Barry Manilow's "Copa Cabana" in his language .. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif





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XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 11:00 PM
Best post in ORR for a long time.....

p.s y0u d4 sux0rz l33t w4nn4b3


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XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 11:39 PM
F3ckw5t.

Is that a correct translation?

Damn, that's 10 seconds of my life I'll never get back.





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XyZspineZyX
12-10-2003, 11:44 PM
What a lame loser.

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XyZspineZyX
12-11-2003, 12:08 AM
0mfg y00 $70P1d n000b5!!!!!!!!!!! 1 pwnz0r y00 4ll 1n t3h l337 5p34k!!!! 4nd 1 r n0t l31k t3h R374rD3d c0z 1 r0x!!!! t3h l3ik 50 cal 15 131k PWnZ0r1ng m0R3 t4hN t3h .20 cal c0z t3h g3rm4nz 4r3 l3ik n0t m4kz0rag3 t3h g0nz r0x! t3h .50 c4l 15 m4d3 bY 1337-p30pl3 4nd 1t r0x!!!!!!!!!!! y00 r t00 Un-1337 t00 0nd3r5st4nd 71s y00 n00bs!!! t15 g4m3 1z 0b10u5ly d0n3 B4h 4 n00b g3rm4n 0r t3h p51 w00d pwnz00r 4ll!!!! t3h g3rm4n pl4n3z pwnz0r m057 0ff 4ll 1n t1z g4m3 w3hn t3h US pl3nes sh00d r0ck c0z US pwnz 4ll!!!!

XyZspineZyX
12-11-2003, 12:16 AM
Translation #3:

"[omitted] you stupid newbies!!! I own you all in the elite speak!!! And I am not like the ******ed because I rock! The like 50 cal is like owning more than the .20 cal because the germans are like not [unknown] the guns rock!! The .50 cal is made by elite-people and it rocks! You are too un-elite to understand this you newbies! The game is obviously done by a newbie german or the P-51 would own you all! The german planes own most of all in the game when the US should because US owns all!!"

/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

http://www.mechmodels.com/images/klv_ubisig1a.jpg


Oh yeah, I'm a P-63 whiner too! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
12-11-2003, 12:27 AM
0mfg y00 u|\|1337 |\|008!!!!! y00 <4|\|7 7R4n51473 4 51/\/\P13 \/\/0R|> 13||< m4k3z0rage y00 |\|008!

XyZspineZyX
12-11-2003, 12:37 AM
Yo meh down wit dat. Da nasty pleens shoo be bent, like 5-0 when da homey Mustangs show up wit da 50 gats! Meh think dat Oleg-player is making to regulate da boyz wit hoodrat pleens like da 109 & 190. When meh rollen deep @ da Hypa-Lobsta meh sees nasty pleens skeets all over da hood. Sku me! Dats try-fo-lin G!

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XyZspineZyX
12-11-2003, 12:51 AM
leet_haxxor wrote

"[omitted] you stupid newbies!!! I own you all in the elite speak!!! And I am not like the ******ed because I rock! The like 50 cal is like owning more than the .20 cal because the germans are like not [unknown] the guns rock!! The .50 cal is made by elite-people and it rocks! You are too un-elite to understand this you newbies! The game is obviously done by a newbie german or the P-51 would own you all! The german planes own most of all in the game when the US should because US owns all!!"

MY GOD what a load of bullsh!t!!!! You are an "elite" idiot. GO AWAY!!!!!

XyZspineZyX
12-11-2003, 01:15 AM
Translation #4 (how long will I have to keep this up??!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif ):

leet_haxxor wrote:
- 0mfg y00 u|\|1337 |\|008!!!!! y00 <4|\|7 7R4n51473 4
- 51/\/\P13 \/\/0R|> 13||< m4k3z0rage y00 |\|008!

"[omitted] you un-elite newbies! You can't translate for people you newbie!"

Hehe. Says you, cracker brain! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

http://www.mechmodels.com/images/klv_ubisig1a.jpg


Oh yeah, I'm a P-63 whiner too! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
12-11-2003, 01:52 AM
First off, there are people here who understand the differance between caliber and milimeters in diameter. Second, having already proven yourself to be ignorant and uninteligible, I am shocked that you possess the mental faculties to actually purchase a computer and not use it to store ice cream.

It's just a game dammit.

XyZspineZyX
12-11-2003, 02:01 AM
Thank you very much everyone for translating for me.
The weight from a 3 second burst from a P47 Thunderbolt (eight .50 brownings) is close to 13 pounds of ordanance (I forget, I used to have the specs) and the FW with the monster guns (eight 20mm 2 .30 cal I think) is somewhere in the vicinity of 45 pounds, just for trivia's sake.
1725 P63A's and 1227 P63C's, most supplied to the Soviet Union? I certainly hope it's in the add on!

Thank you Maddox for this damn great game.

It's just a game dammit.

XyZspineZyX
12-11-2003, 12:05 PM
The FW-190A-9 could carry up to six 20mm's and it carried two additional 13mm's, while the .50 cal. is only 12.6mm.

so that's
20mm+20mm+20mm+20mm+20mm+20mm+13mm+13mm (FW-190)

vs.

12mm+12mm+12mm+12mm+12mm+12mm (P-51)


Just saying.

"I luv teh US"

XyZspineZyX
12-11-2003, 07:53 PM
st3v3_pwnage wrote:
- The FW-190A-9 could carry up to six 20mm's and it
- carried two additional 13mm's, while the .50 cal. is
- only 12.6mm.

6x 20mm is not a realistic option for the A-9, even on earlier models it never progressed beyond testing. Hence the realistic options for the A-9 are:

2x MG 131 + 2x MG 151/20
or
2x MG 131 + 4x MG 151/20
or
2x MG 151/20 + 2x MK 108


The Jagdwaffe did not have a "choose your own weapons" policy as presented in FB or SWOTL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
12-12-2003, 12:21 PM
leet_haxxor wrote:
- 0mfg y00 $70P1d n000b5!!!!!!!!!!! 1 pwnz0r y00 4ll
- 1n t3h l337 5p34k!!!! 4nd 1 r n0t l31k t3h R374rD3d
- c0z 1 r0x!!!! t3h l3ik 50 cal 15 131k PWnZ0r1ng m0R3
- t4hN t3h .20 cal c0z t3h g3rm4nz 4r3 l3ik n0t
- m4kz0rag3 t3h g0nz r0x! t3h .50 c4l 15 m4d3 bY
- 1337-p30pl3 4nd 1t r0x!!!!!!!!!!! y00 r t00 Un-1337
- t00 0nd3r5st4nd 71s y00 n00bs!!! t15 g4m3 1z
- 0b10u5ly d0n3 B4h 4 n00b g3rm4n 0r t3h p51 w00d
- pwnz00r 4ll!!!! t3h g3rm4n pl4n3z pwnz0r m057 0ff
- 4ll 1n t1z g4m3 w3hn t3h US pl3nes sh00d r0ck c0z
- US pwnz 4ll!!!!
-
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Now what should I reply? Maybe this....
%45&6(6/()##a53"hj¤¤%&/()&)y632/*/-!!!!!!!


Where's that guy with a pic of all ammo used in FB (mk 103- 0,303cal)
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