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XyZspineZyX
07-18-2003, 07:43 PM
http://www.video-c.co.uk/frontend/asp/microshow.asp?vidref=benn001&FileType=ADSLprog

http://www.rage3d.com/board/images/smilies/drool2.gif http://www.rage3d.com/board/images/smilies/drool2.gif http://www.rage3d.com/board/images/smilies/drool2.gif



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Message Edited on 07/18/03‚ 02:44PM by JonZ

Message Edited on 07/18/03‚ 02:44PM by JonZ

Message Edited on 07/18/03‚ 02:51PM by JonZ

Message Edited on 07/29/0306:01PM by JonZ

XyZspineZyX
07-18-2003, 07:43 PM
http://www.video-c.co.uk/frontend/asp/microshow.asp?vidref=benn001&FileType=ADSLprog

http://www.rage3d.com/board/images/smilies/drool2.gif http://www.rage3d.com/board/images/smilies/drool2.gif http://www.rage3d.com/board/images/smilies/drool2.gif



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Message Edited on 07/18/03‚ 02:44PM by JonZ

Message Edited on 07/18/03‚ 02:44PM by JonZ

Message Edited on 07/18/03‚ 02:51PM by JonZ

Message Edited on 07/29/0306:01PM by JonZ

XyZspineZyX
07-18-2003, 07:46 PM
Link doesn't work.

http://www.desiredfx.net/sigs/files/furiousgopher.jpg
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XyZspineZyX
07-18-2003, 07:52 PM
yeah it should work now, after reediting the link 3 times /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-18-2003, 08:00 PM
ya thats a great video, *bouncy* *bouncy* /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

i saw that on the red vs blue forums

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XyZspineZyX
07-18-2003, 08:03 PM
Sooooo suculent! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

yummy!/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

http://www.desiredfx.net/sigs/files/furiousgopher.jpg
<FONT COLOR="#B8860B"><font size="1">Don't Make The Gopher Furious</font>

XyZspineZyX
07-18-2003, 10:17 PM
SLAVES!! GET MY HAND LOTION AND TOWEL!!!

Jaheezus... How did you find this?? This is one of the hottest things I've seen in a lo-o-ong time. Th-thank you!

I sound like a little kid who stumbled upon a Playboy magazine...

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XyZspineZyX
07-18-2003, 10:40 PM
The musics S*** so they gotta "enhance" the video,nice T*tS

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XyZspineZyX
07-18-2003, 10:46 PM
How many others are there here that also go to Red Vs Blue forums/

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XyZspineZyX
07-29-2003, 01:08 AM
OH MY GOD! It has returned!!! Praise you, JonZ!

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XyZspineZyX
07-29-2003, 01:33 AM
Can't stop watching it..../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif


Must remember to eat/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif


But can't tear my eyes away from screen..../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-29-2003, 05:12 AM
Somebody told me there was tools in that video.



Watched it 4 times, I never saw any.



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XyZspineZyX
07-29-2003, 12:16 PM
kinda should had a little warning for that one though... a lot of us are in the work place and or at home around others. Nothing personal though!

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XyZspineZyX
07-29-2003, 01:30 PM
I'm with the Ambassador on this one. The workplace and home are sometimes dangerous places to open such things. But, I like it. I really like the girl with the heavy duty breaker and later the power breaker. She can use my heavy duty breaker anytime. Big butt for a european girl too. I like that /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Hey Jennifer!...If Ben kicks you to the curb, GIMME A CALL!!!!!!

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XyZspineZyX
07-29-2003, 11:08 PM
Ah, nice addition to the topic.

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 03:20 AM
So, its up to police YOUR actions at YOUR workplace because YOU decided to do something on the internet you aren't supposed to do at work?



TAKE RESPONSABLITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS!


I have 2 kids already, don't need another one.


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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 06:06 AM
ScrubberManFSJ wrote:
- So, its up to police YOUR actions at YOUR workplace
- because YOU decided to do something on the internet
- you aren't supposed to do at work?
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- TAKE RESPONSABLITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS!
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- I have 2 kids already, don't need another one.
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/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



But sex is wanted so much, yet children are not.



RESPONSABILITY SCRUBBS! RESPONSABILITY!



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http://www.desiredfx.net/sigs/files/furiousgopher.jpg
<FONT COLOR="#B8860B"><font size="1">Don't Make The Gopher Furious</font>

XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 01:04 AM
Hmmm. Fascinating.


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XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 01:06 AM
MisterNiceGuy wrote:
- Hmmm. Fascinating.
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Yes. Yes it is.



The movie of course. *Drooling*(I had to watch it again /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif )

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XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 02:50 AM
I'm gonna download that song and bring it to the next party. A good robot song.../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 04:50 AM
durdd wrote:
- I'm gonna download that song and bring it to the
- next party. A good robot song..../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif


Actually that's a guy's voice. He can speak like that.



Wierd eh? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 04:54 AM
The voices are synthetised by Mac Os integrated voice software.

I can do some kickin voices like that at home with my old mac.

Remember the Robot in Toumb Raider movie ? TERMINATE LARA CROFT!!!!

that was generated by this tool too, set in Zardos voice /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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My english grammar is unéducated and french biased

XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 05:00 AM
Oh. I read somewhere that that was a guys voice.



Guess not /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 05:02 AM
You are probably right, they capture his voice and applied a sound filter (similar procedure), but it does really sounds like what I've just said.

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yeehaaaaaaa, yeeeeeeehaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa, yeeeeeeeBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! - Dr. Strangelove
My english grammar is unéducated and french biased

XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 05:05 AM
Thats still one cool voice. It's weird but cool.



You know?



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XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 05:26 AM
it cool /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


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yeehaaaaaaa, yeeeeeeehaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa, yeeeeeeeBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! - Dr. Strangelove
My english grammar is unéducated and french biased

XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 06:49 AM
how did this subject move to the guy's voice? you're skipping the real topic at hand here... the "tools" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 01:50 PM
The movie is just for show.

Gopher.... I meant the dance.

Does some cheesy robot 80's Fresh Kids dance

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XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 02:13 PM
ScrubberManFSJ wrote:
- So, its up to police YOUR actions at YOUR workplace
- because YOU decided to do something on the internet
- you aren't supposed to do at work?
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That's all fine and dandy. But people that post often know it is proper forum etiquette (sp) to at least give someone a clue of what they might be seeing when they open something when it is possible that it is of sensitive material. So if someone posts a link to gay porn, and tells you "oh look at this deep-well drilling!" and you open it, it is not at all the responsibility of the poster?


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Sure, but posters should be aware of their own responsibility to the community as well.

I'm not dissing anyone or anything, it's just that try to use a little more discretion when posting something people might be offended by. Espescially since the difference between that movie and porn is sexual interaction and a thong.
I personally am not offended by it. But whether in the house by yourself, or at work, people may still get offended by it no matter what condition they view it in. Unless drunk or stoned of course... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Now if there WAS indication of sexual nature, some people would not open it until they feel it is proper. But they need that initial indication. It is just polite to let people understand what they're about to see may not be proper.

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XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 02:14 PM
btw, thanks for changing the subject! lol
nothing against you dawg...

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XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 03:29 PM
durdd wrote:
- The movie is just for show.
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- Gopher.... I meant the dance.
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- Does some cheesy robot 80's Fresh Kids dance
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*Watches is disgust, then comes back to reality from digust and hits durdd with a sugarcane. Feeds him Yan Yans to make him stop dancing. Feed LungTung Yan Yans also, so that he can stop dancing to*

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XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 03:31 PM
Actually, LungTung dances when he sees my mom BECAUSE she saved his life one time.


*munching on YanYan*
This can be our NSFW thread. Kimi, I WANT KELLY HU!!!!

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XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 03:45 PM
Big fat dogs with long tongues dancing.



Such a rare sight.



And a disturbing one /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

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XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 03:50 PM
That sounded like a ******ed Native american name.

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XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 03:50 PM
Furious Gopher or Lung Tung?

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/cowboybebop/cowboybebop12.gif

XyZspineZyX
08-01-2003, 03:52 PM
Big Fat dogs with long tongues dancing.



Kinda.

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