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XyZspineZyX
07-10-2003, 08:16 PM
Why can't a guy get on the Internet and search for what he's looking for without the results of his search showing up as something distasteful and ugly?

All I was doing was surfing for porn, when all of a sudden, this pops up:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030710/ap_on_hi_te/france_young_hacker_1

What is this world coming to when decent porn surfing folk have to be referred to REAL news. Can't this kind of thing be filtered?

D-money

XyZspineZyX
07-10-2003, 08:16 PM
Why can't a guy get on the Internet and search for what he's looking for without the results of his search showing up as something distasteful and ugly?

All I was doing was surfing for porn, when all of a sudden, this pops up:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030710/ap_on_hi_te/france_young_hacker_1

What is this world coming to when decent porn surfing folk have to be referred to REAL news. Can't this kind of thing be filtered?

D-money

XyZspineZyX
07-10-2003, 09:31 PM
have you tried searching this?
+porn -news

XyZspineZyX
07-10-2003, 11:03 PM
Sweet, thanks. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

XyZspineZyX
07-11-2003, 12:56 AM
lol sick dewd

http://www.forceunopposed.net/

XyZspineZyX
07-18-2003, 11:39 PM
Rot, I'm going to give you the same advice I give everyone else for all things practical,,,,,





wash your hands.

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XyZspineZyX
07-19-2003, 04:07 AM
Hehehehe.

XyZspineZyX
07-19-2003, 09:01 AM
The search for good free porn is a long an ardurous one, friend.

XyZspineZyX
07-19-2003, 11:18 AM
ROT_Danger wrote:
- Why can't a guy get on the Internet and search for
- what he's looking for without the results of his
- search showing up as something distasteful and ugly?
-
- All I was doing was surfing for porn, when all of a
- sudden, this pops up:
-
- <a
- href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&
- u=/ap/20030710/ap_on_hi_te/france_young_hacker_1"
- target=_blank>http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp
- l=story&u=/ap/20030710/ap_on_hi_te/france_young_ha
- cker_1</a>
-
-
- What is this world coming to when decent porn
- surfing folk have to be referred to REAL news. Can't
- this kind of thing be filtered?
-
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is funny.

XyZspineZyX
07-19-2003, 06:13 PM
I don't care. Someone tell me why that "Tools for real men" Thread is gone. My slaves have finally fetched my hand lotion and towel, but there is nothing to look at... except Bender, he's not too hot.

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XyZspineZyX
07-19-2003, 09:51 PM
When you have to do a search for porn, thats when you know what the world has come to.

XyZspineZyX
07-19-2003, 10:03 PM
Hey punk, the internet was made for everything. From buying pink, happy iguanas to the french maid who likes me.

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XyZspineZyX
07-20-2003, 03:47 PM
I think he means that one should not have to go to the trouble of searching for something that is everywhere already. Showing itself in the form of emails, banner ads, etc. Porn has easlily got to be the most prolific example of advertisement on the Internet.

THANK YOUUU! WOO HOOOO! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

I wouldn't change a thing. I'd rather have pop-up ads of a French teen being probed than Jared chowing down on his disgusting Subway sandwich. I mean, cold bell peppers and olives on a sandwich? I prefer TOGOs.

Later,

Gonna go search for togos+porn-jared. Got my handi-wipes handy.

XyZspineZyX
07-20-2003, 06:02 PM
Yes... you can't lose fat like Jared... so go get the lotion and get on the net...

But another thing about the internet is it's false info. All these sites have data that's been thought up by a bunch of fifth grader's. BTW, did you know that ancient chickens were carnivores?

(Walks past Ridge_Runyan and deadlegs him as I pass)

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512MB RAM
Sound Blaster Live
GeForce 2 MX440 64MB DDR(It's better than you think)
Windows XP Home Edition
DirectX 8.1 (9.0 is yucky for XP)

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XyZspineZyX
07-21-2003, 12:03 AM
So why aren't present day chickens carnivores?

See how interesting the Internet can be without surfing for porn?

XyZspineZyX
07-21-2003, 12:32 AM
Danger didn't mean anything about Jared. In fact both of us are pretty close friends with J-Sub (thats what his close friends call him) In fact J-Sub himself would tell you that you don't need hand lotion if you have a live chicken handy. the trick is to make sure you secure those claws and the beak first.