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Huldrych-ZX
05-01-2017, 11:44 PM
Saw the news about patch 1.06
Hopped that patch 1.06 (finally) fixed the connectivity (No more error 006000018 or 006000037)
Openen the game after a month or so
"The seal is broken...!"
An evil laughter resonated inside my head
Longass Ubisoft opening
Processing...
Processing...
Processing...
(What year was it?)
Processing...
Free champion status (yay?)
Tried to join a dominion match
Matchmaking searching...
Matchmaking searching...
Matchmaking searching...
ERROR
Tried again
Matchmaking searching...
Matchmaking searching...
Steam says there's about 2.9k people online. GJ Ubi
Matchmaking searching...
Matchmaking searching...
LOL Very High activity LOL
Matchmaking searching...
JOINING MATCH! :D
Picked Lawbringer because **** you, weeaboos.
3 people on my side, 2 on the other.
One dude's named KnightFuhrer and has a swastika emblem #BestCommunityEv4r
Match had started already
1 second...
2 seconds...
3 seconds...
Looking good so far :D
ERROR 0060000137 (New error btw)
Broke down crying
Tried again
ERROR 0060000137
Ubisof wy u dew dis? Ai wnt 2 pley ubisof
Tried again
ERROR 0060000137
Closed the game
Commited seppuku

Liek if uncel Bugisof disapointz u 2 =,c
Resurrect me when P2P is illegal.

Beetlejuice1686
05-02-2017, 01:10 AM
Saw the news about patch 1.06
Hopped that patch 1.06 (finally) fixed the connectivity (No more error 006000018 or 006000037)
Openen the game after a month or so
"The seal is broken...!"
An evil laughter resonated inside my head
Longass Ubisoft opening
Processing...
Processing...
Processing...
(What year was it?)
Processing...
Free champion status (yay?)
Tried to join a dominion match
Matchmaking searching...
Matchmaking searching...
Matchmaking searching...
ERROR
Tried again
Matchmaking searching...
Matchmaking searching...
Steam says there's about 2.9k people online. GJ Ubi
Matchmaking searching...
Matchmaking searching...
LOL Very High activity LOL
Matchmaking searching...
JOINING MATCH! :D
Picked Lawbringer because **** you, weeaboos.
3 people on my side, 2 on the other.
One dude's named KnightFuhrer and has a swastika emblem #BestCommunityEv4r
Match had started already
1 second...
2 seconds...
3 seconds...
Looking good so far :D
ERROR 0060000137 (New error btw)
Broke down crying
Tried again
ERROR 0060000137
Ubisof wy u dew dis? Ai wnt 2 pley ubisof
Tried again
ERROR 0060000137
Closed the game
Commited seppuku

Liek if uncel Bugisof disapointz u 2 =,c
Resurrect me when P2P is illegal.

Funniest thread I've read in a long while, 5 stars.

Dizzy4213
05-02-2017, 03:18 AM
LMAO! Great post :D

Stability right now is the ****tiest it's ever been. From spectating a game when I'm not even in it, to hearing Dominion callouts in Elimination. Every new game I join has at least 2-3 AI in it.

It just gets worse with each and every new patch. Can't remember the last game I played where connections issues were this awful.

L647
05-02-2017, 07:44 AM
Legit haven't experienced connection issues in the longest time even before 1.6... I'm pretty sure people still experiencing connection issues live out in the bonnies or can't afford a proper internet connection in 2017.

Huldrych-ZX
05-02-2017, 07:37 PM
Legit haven't experienced connection issues in the longest time even before 1.6... I'm pretty sure people still experiencing connection issues live out in the bonnies or can't afford a proper internet connection in 2017.

Enlighten me, oh lord of the first world! Show us thy wisdom and your parent's wallet!
For what logic lies on claiming is our fault that For Honor is the only game that over 20k people who quitted on PC (plus reviews) and I can't properly play while we can perfectly play online other games, I cannot comprehend!