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02-16-2017, 07:58 AM
So A knight A samurai and a Viking are on a train sharing a train car. The train staff comes by to ask if they want drinks. The knight asks for a glass of their finest wine. The samurai requests a bottle of strong saki. The Viking asks for an entire cask of mead. When the drinks arrive the three warriors are already deep in conversation. The knight pauses to take a sip of his wine. He wrinkles his nose in disgust, gets up and walks to the door. He throws the glass of wine off the train. His companions are confused. "Why did you do that?" They ask. "I'm returning to my home land. The wine there is much better and soon I will drink my fill of it" the knight replies. They continue talking when suddenly the samurai jumps up grabs his bottle of saki and throws it off the train. "This saki is not fit for pigs to drink. Dishonor on the man who made this!" His companions simply nod and continue their conversation. By this time the Viking has already had a few horns of mead. He suddenly stops and looks down at the still mostly full cask at his feet. He then proceeds to grab the samurai and throw him off the train. The knight jumps up, startled, and asks "what on earth are did you do that for!?" The Viking turns to the knight and shouts "FOR VALHALLA!!" He then guard breaks the knight and throws him off the train too. Git gud scrubs.

02-16-2017, 08:05 AM
Knights - Open Beta Champions 2017.

02-16-2017, 08:05 AM
The samurai requests a bottle of strong saki.

Stopped reading.

02-16-2017, 08:11 AM
Stopped reading.

He spelled Spamerai wrong too.

02-16-2017, 08:14 AM

02-16-2017, 08:53 AM
you cheeky bugger

The Painkiller
02-16-2017, 09:36 AM
Wow. Just wow.

02-16-2017, 09:52 AM
There is an error in your thought process. The viking is emoting Valhalla! so the knight capitalizes and shoves the viking off since the viking decided to taunt rather than immediately deal with his foe.

02-16-2017, 09:52 AM
Just bought the game for a friend, no joke, the cashier at walmart straight up told us "Enjoy the vikings throwing you off cliffs!" As he waved goodbye to us.

02-16-2017, 09:59 AM
Troll them with lawbringer's unblockable halberd flip. Vikings get so salty and it is so satisfying.

02-16-2017, 11:55 AM
Well done, OP. *toasts and throws himself off a train*

02-16-2017, 12:06 PM
Magnificent joke, OP. 17+7 points.