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WWMaxGunz
03-26-2004, 03:56 PM
Go for the gusto!

I've read the books and pulled some quotes,
from unrelated anecdotes.
To prove a point for all to see,
this plane is porked, it's not just me.
Though I can't say how it will be,
in condition A, or B, or C.
It doesn't matter, quotes don't lie,
there is no need to figure why.
The sim is wrong, the fix was in
and my plane should always win.

Anonymous Dweeb

WWMaxGunz
03-26-2004, 03:56 PM
Go for the gusto!

I've read the books and pulled some quotes,
from unrelated anecdotes.
To prove a point for all to see,
this plane is porked, it's not just me.
Though I can't say how it will be,
in condition A, or B, or C.
It doesn't matter, quotes don't lie,
there is no need to figure why.
The sim is wrong, the fix was in
and my plane should always win.

Anonymous Dweeb

heywooood
03-26-2004, 04:06 PM
I have some peanuts
in my shed
There warm and salty
slow roast-ed
I hate the whining
very much
So help yourself
to the peanuts out of my shed.


heywoood jablome

El Turo
03-26-2004, 04:22 PM
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Lightning strikes, süsse träume.

Steaky_361st
03-26-2004, 04:50 PM
Wow dude that was good lol

You ever think of poetry as a living?

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Udidtoo
03-26-2004, 04:59 PM
More please!

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I always have just enough fuel to arrive at the scene of my crash.

crazyivan1970
03-26-2004, 05:11 PM
Kewl, we got our own poets now... pretty good Gunz...indeed..pretty good.

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El Turo
03-26-2004, 05:17 PM
Ranting dweebs non stop
Craftsman does not blame his tools
STFU noobs.

Callsign "Turo" in IL2:FB & WWIIOL
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Amidst morning clouds
Fork-tailed devil hunts its prey
Lightning strikes, süsse träume.

S77th-brooks
03-26-2004, 05:21 PM
la sux la sux ,oo no this can not be,if i could just prove this to be,so all could see,i tell you this is what it should be, y cant it be,my la my la sux LOL

SeaFireLIV
03-26-2004, 05:31 PM
Nice. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

tsisqua
03-26-2004, 06:14 PM
I love to fly the game, be sure!
But the forum makes me cry.
Sometimes I'm rolling on the floor,
From the trolling that I try.

This plane is wrong, that one too!
The one I fly is porked.
I'll whine until my face is blue;
I'll look like a great big dork.

"A rivet is missing", "My plane explodes!"
"I can't see out of the pit!"
"The other plane is a UFO"
"Can you believe this sh!t?"

"Oleg is biased", "Oleg is wrong!"
"Oleg doesn't care!"
"The sound is so bad in this lousy game!"
"The flight models just aren't fair!"

"I'm going back to CFS3"
"At least the forces are right!"
And all the while, the strangest thing:

I'm on this forum all night.

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SeaFireLIV
03-26-2004, 06:20 PM
Wow. Lots of talented poets here. Much more pleasing to read!

SeaFireLIV...

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BOO!

Chuck_Older
03-26-2004, 06:22 PM
Here's a poem my Dad left for me one day:


Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
The trash can is full,
empty it or get out


which of course is a variation on my favorite poem,

roses are red
violets are blue
most poems rhyme
this one don't

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Wave bub-bub-bub-bye to the boss, it's your profit, it's his loss~ Clash

Udidtoo
03-26-2004, 06:32 PM
I dove from the sun

Icarus falling in flames

Another plane down



man I think I should start drinking again.

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I always have just enough fuel to arrive at the scene of my crash.

Chuck_Older
03-26-2004, 06:59 PM
Well, to be quite fair,

"I dove from the sun

Icarus falling in flames

Another plane down



man I think I should start drinking again."


Is actually a fair poem in it's own right

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Udidtoo
03-26-2004, 07:06 PM
Thank you kind sir, my 1st hai ku

On allergy meds even http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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I always have just enough fuel to arrive at the scene of my crash.

Slammin_
03-26-2004, 07:15 PM
"I dove from the sun

Icarus falling in flames

Another plane down



man I think I should start drinking again."



I actually had to read it several times, and still could not figure out why it is so perplexing to me. Maybe because I got beer. Dunno.

Well done Udidtoo!

StankySkunk
03-27-2004, 06:49 PM
Looky, look ...... a room full of Snobish Prom Queens.

whining about whining!!!!

their whinning is in YOUR head.


Damn!! me!!! iam whining about whining about whining.

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ImpStarDuece
03-28-2004, 01:36 AM
roses are red
violets are blue
i'm a skitzophrenic
and so am i