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cawatrooper9
08-05-2016, 04:29 PM
It's been a while since I've done a dumb thread like this, but in honor of the Rio 2016 Olympics, I posit the question of what events we think our favorite Assasins might really excel in. Here are my picks!


Altair- Diving (he's the original LoF that we see in the series)

Ezio- Beach Volleyball (for the ladies, of course)

Connor- Archery

Haytham- Polo (discontinued sport, but whatevs)

Aveline- Canoe/kayak (slalom)

Edward- Swimming

Adewake- Sailing

Shay- Tug of war (discontinued sport, chosen because of his conflicting morals)

Arno- Fencing

Elise- Shooting

Jacob- Boxing

Evie- Cricket (discontinued sport)

ze_topazio
08-05-2016, 06:05 PM
Why are you being so mean? you know well Altair can't swim.

ERICATHERINE
08-05-2016, 09:02 PM
It's been a while since I've done a dumb thread like this, but in honor of the Rio 2016 Olympics, I posit the question of what events we think our favorite Assasins might really excel in. Here are my picks!


Altair- Diving (he's the original LoF that we see in the series)

Ezio- Beach Volleyball (for the ladies, of course)

Connor- Archery

Haytham- Polo (discontinued sport, but whatevs)

Aveline- Canoe/kayak (slalom)

Edward- Swimming

Adewake- Sailing

Shay- Tug of war (discontinued sport, chosen because of his conflicting morals)

Arno- Fencing

Elise- Shooting

Jacob- Boxing

Evie- Cricket (discontinued sport)

Isn't this supposed to be about Assassins? I count 3 persons that were Templars. :rolleyes:

Also, I have two other conscerns.

First, you wrote Adewake, while it's supposed to to Adewale.

Secondly, what about Shao Jun, Arbaaz Mir and Nickola´, from the ac chronicles? ^-^

ze_topazio
08-05-2016, 09:54 PM
Shao Jun is Chinese so she should be good at table tennis.

cawatrooper9
08-05-2016, 10:40 PM
Isn't this supposed to be about Assassins? I count 3 persons that were Templars. :rolleyes:

Also, I have two other conscerns.

First, you wrote Adewake, while it's supposed to to Adewale.

Secondly, what about Shao Jun, Arbaaz Mir and Nickola´, from the ac chronicles? ^-^

Jeez, Eri tearing my post apart... :p

But yeah, why don't you tell me about Avraaz, Shao, and Nikolai (haha, you spelled that one wrong, gotcha back!). This is a forum for discussion, after all.

ERICATHERINE
08-05-2016, 11:22 PM
Jeez, Eri tearing my post apart... :p

But yeah, why don't you tell me about Avraaz, Shao, and Nikolai (haha, you spelled that one wrong, gotcha back!). This is a forum for discussion, after all.

It's not Avraaz, it's Arbaaz. :p

As for Nickola´ I spelled it correctly. It's just that I wrote it in french. ;)

conserning their sports, I can't be sure, because I never played India and Russia and I stopped playing China after 2 or 3 missions, which lets me a quite little range for imagination. ^-^

SpiritOfNevaeh
08-06-2016, 01:24 AM
Wow, I totally agree with that list! GJ!! :)


Shao Jun is Chinese so she should be good at table tennis.

Very funny :rolleyes:

Megas_Doux
08-06-2016, 03:17 AM
Some of them by skills and others just for the lulz:

Altair - Long Jump
Ezio - Football
Connor - Canoeing*
Edward - Swimming
Adewale - Men's 100m
Nikolai - Shooting, rifle
Shao Jun - Gymnastics
Arbaaz Mir - Field Hockey
Arno - Fencing
Evie - Equestrian
Jacob - Boxing

* I'll never forget that picture, Ubisoft :mad: :(

ERICATHERINE
08-06-2016, 04:15 AM
Some of them by skills and others just for the lulz:

Altair - Long Jump
Ezio - Football
Connor - Canoeing*
Edward - Swimming
Adewale - Men's 100m
Nikolai - Shooting, rifle
Shao Jun - Gymnastics
Arbaaz Mir - Field Hockey
Arno - Fencing
Evie - Equestrian
Jacob - Boxing

* I'll never forget that picture, Ubisoft :mad: :(

And Aveline? ^-^

SpiritOfNevaeh
08-06-2016, 05:42 AM
Some of them by skills and others just for the lulz:

Connor - Canoeing*


* I'll never forget that picture, Ubisoft :mad: :(

Uggghhhhhh T__T


And Aveline? ^-^

Maybe Connor and Aveline could compete against each other in canoeing? »\_(ツ)_/»

ERICATHERINE
08-06-2016, 02:38 PM
»\_(ツ)_/»

How do you do the central part of this smiley? I don't see anything on my pc, that lets me do it. :confused:

SpiritOfNevaeh
08-06-2016, 03:10 PM
How do you do the central part of this smiley? I don't see anything on my pc, that lets me do it. :confused:

From the internet, just copy and paste :)

Megas_Doux
08-06-2016, 03:21 PM
And Aveline? ^-^



I always forget about her and Liberation in general.....So what spirit says





Maybe Connor and Aveline could compete against each other in canoeing? »\_(ツ)_/»

ERICATHERINE
08-06-2016, 09:10 PM
From the internet, just copy and paste :)

Ok, thanks. ^-^

cawatrooper9
08-08-2016, 02:15 PM
Some of them by skills and others just for the lulz:

Altair - Long Jump
Ezio - Football
Connor - Canoeing*
Edward - Swimming
Adewale - Men's 100m
Nikolai - Shooting, rifle
Shao Jun - Gymnastics
Arbaaz Mir - Field Hockey
Arno - Fencing
Evie - Equestrian
Jacob - Boxing

* I'll never forget that picture, Ubisoft :mad: :(

Haha, right. We should add Altair to archery, he can use his crossbow. :p

ERICATHERINE
08-08-2016, 05:03 PM
Of course, this is also based of humoristic and truth. Also, I don't know much of what Shao Jun, Arbaaz and Nickola´ can do, so I'll skip them.

Altair. Swimming. :rolleyes:

Ezio Boxing. Here is what would probably happen. XD


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_7EJUbxTCM

Connor. The horse competition.

For Aveline, since she can do wrestling against an alligator and win, I think it's pretty safe to make her do that in the olympic games.

Edward. sailing.

Adewale. Since, in my game, he managed to swim from the marroon hideout to a slave ship, I think it's pretty safe to make him swim fast, on the longest distance.

Arno. With the incredible jumps he sometimes make, I'd say he would be quite good in the height jump and the long jump.

Evie. She is the hardest for me to think of something true, but I think I found the best competition for her. The rugby. She is good with tackle and she can run all the time she want, without getting exosted.

Jacob. Shooting.

^-^

Ureh
08-08-2016, 07:59 PM
There's just something about Connor that makes me think he'd dominate in the gymnastics. I think it has to do with his speed and the way he vaults over low objects, it reminds me of how some of the athletes do it.

LoyalACFan
08-09-2016, 06:19 AM
Altair- Musical Chairs
Ezio- Minstrel Toss
Connor- Shot Potato
Aveline- Grand Prix
Edward- Beer Pong
Adewale- Something Racist
Shay- 100M Freestyle Treason Dash
Arno- Whining
Jacob- First-Grade Arithmetic
Evie- Everything

ERICATHERINE
08-09-2016, 11:45 PM
I just thought of something. What about Desmond?

Desmond. from what I already knew in ac revelations, I first thought he would be good in a running challenge, but then I remembered him shouting everyone right in the neck from whichever distance he wanted and not only that, but with a pistol and without even taking it's time to aim. So' I'd say he is actually the one who would be the best at shouting.

Of course this mean I should think of something else for Jacob.

For Jacob, I'm returning to the time of Julius Cesar while staying on his time and I'd say this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoHovqb6fSQ

I wonder why nobody mentioned that yet. ^-^

SpiritOfNevaeh
08-10-2016, 02:08 AM
There's just something about Connor that makes me think he'd dominate in the gymnastics. I think it has to do with his speed and the way he vaults over low objects, it reminds me of how some of the athletes do it.

Now that I think about it, he does look badass vaulting over low objectives, so maybe he'd get perfect scores for vaulting

Maybe even pole vaulting :p

cawatrooper9
08-10-2016, 02:29 PM
I just thought of something. What about Desmond?

Desmond. from what I already knew in ac revelations, I first thought he would be good in a running challenge, but then I remembered him shouting everyone right in the neck from whichever distance he wanted and not only that, but with a pistol and without even taking it's time to aim. So' I'd say he is actually the one who would be the best at shouting.


That, or golf.

Golf is a slow burn, and some people really don't enjoy it- but fans of gold REALLY like golf.
Not a bad analogy for Desmond, actually.

ERICATHERINE
08-10-2016, 02:41 PM
Not a bad analogy for Desmond, actually.

Thanks. ^-^

Ubi-Banshee
08-10-2016, 08:33 PM
Why are you being so mean? you know well Altair can't swim.

Maybe they'd make an exception and he could dive into hay instead of water? ;)

cawatrooper9
08-10-2016, 10:57 PM
Maybe they'd make an exception and he could dive into hay instead of water? ;)

Personally, I think they should alter the Olypmics so that everybody has to do that.

...Except for the Filipino team, that might end badly... :p

Ureh
08-11-2016, 03:04 AM
Why are you being so mean? you know well Altair can't swim.


https://youtu.be/mD-VgWJRTV8?t=3m9s

3:09

Sadly another Assassin who can't swim.