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SkyChimp
09-02-2004, 10:42 AM
...you spend 18 hrs a day on it or some IL2 related project

...you count among your very best friends the faceless rabble on this website

...you know where the soccer field on the Smolensk map is, but you don't know where it is in your own neighborhood

...you think that when your little pilot runs from his crashed plane, that counts as your daily dose of exercise

There's gotta be more. Help me out here folks. 18 hours a day? Holy cow. I wouldn't spend 18 hrs a day on the perfect piece of @ss.

Regards,
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The fuselage is short and fat,
the plank-like wings are square and flat,
While out behind in foul or fair,
the Wildcat's tail stands fair and square.

SkyChimp
09-02-2004, 10:42 AM
...you spend 18 hrs a day on it or some IL2 related project

...you count among your very best friends the faceless rabble on this website

...you know where the soccer field on the Smolensk map is, but you don't know where it is in your own neighborhood

...you think that when your little pilot runs from his crashed plane, that counts as your daily dose of exercise

There's gotta be more. Help me out here folks. 18 hours a day? Holy cow. I wouldn't spend 18 hrs a day on the perfect piece of @ss.

Regards,
http://members.cox.net/us.fighters/signature2.jpg
The fuselage is short and fat,
the plank-like wings are square and flat,
While out behind in foul or fair,
the Wildcat's tail stands fair and square.

MEGILE
09-02-2004, 10:56 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I wouldn't spend 18 hrs a day on the perfect piece of @ss.
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I give you, the perfect piece of @ss. Elisha Cuthbert http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/heart.gif


You need help with your IL2/FB/AEP addicition when...

you are threatening others with law suites coz they stole your squad name http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/cry.gif




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Kartveli
09-02-2004, 10:59 AM
Ummmm just where is this perfect piece of ***?

I still have about 6 hours a day I can work on her....

SkyChimp
09-02-2004, 11:24 AM
6 hours a day is about right. At least for the first week. I like bike riding and fishing too much to spend more than that on the PPOA.

Regards,
http://members.cox.net/us.fighters/signature2.jpg
The fuselage is short and fat,
the plank-like wings are square and flat,
While out behind in foul or fair,
the Wildcat's tail stands fair and square.

Kartveli
09-02-2004, 11:28 AM
But chimp, shouldnt your PPOA also be into cycling, fishing, etc?

SkyChimp
09-02-2004, 11:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kartveli:
But chimp, shouldnt your PPOA also be into cycling, fishing, etc?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good Lord, no. I don't want to marry it, be engaged to it, date it, live with it, etc. I would just want it when I want it, then I would want it to leave.

Regards,
http://members.cox.net/us.fighters/signature2.jpg
The fuselage is short and fat,
the plank-like wings are square and flat,
While out behind in foul or fair,
the Wildcat's tail stands fair and square.

BSS_Goat
09-02-2004, 11:37 AM
ancient chinese proverb "give a woman a fish, feed her for a day ..... teach a woman to fish and f}ck up your whole life"

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Patriotism is your conviction
that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it
--George Bernard Shaw

Texas LongHorn
09-02-2004, 11:42 AM
Hey Chimp, you're cracking me up! A month or so ago I posted a similer thread asking about twelve step programs for those addicted to IL2FBAces. It was after a long night and even after a couple of hours of flying I still had to spend another hour wading through the posts! Yep, we're crazy. By the way, I MARRIED the perfect piece of a##, she's Aussie and and forty looks maybe twenty five, five feet zilch, 90 pounds, blond hair and blue eyes, plus qualifies as a Pistol Instructor on the range. Pretty cool huh? All the best, LongHorn

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owlwatcher
09-02-2004, 11:52 AM
Take a break, its the end of summer .
Got a bushel of these yesterday.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/owlwatcher/DSC09705.jpg

Good season for eating. The corn, canolop and watermelon are great this year.
Of course while crabing , There are some sights.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/owlwatcher/DSC08918.jpg
The A-10s are fun to watch .

SkyChimp
09-02-2004, 11:59 AM
Mmmm, Owl. You're making me hungry. We calls does Chesapeake Bay Blue Crabs. I loves em.

Regards,
http://members.cox.net/us.fighters/signature2.jpg
The fuselage is short and fat,
the plank-like wings are square and flat,
While out behind in foul or fair,
the Wildcat's tail stands fair and square.

Kartveli
09-02-2004, 12:15 PM
I know another ancient chinese saying...

"woman who puts carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary"

you figure it out, hehe http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

Chuck_Older
09-02-2004, 12:34 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SkyChimp:
6 hours a day is about right. At least for the first week. I like bike riding and fishing too much to spend more than that on the PPOA.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Right http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif Like if you had the chance, you'd jump out of the sack, grab a fishin pole and head for the crick http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif Sure

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ImpStarDuece
09-02-2004, 06:54 PM
Ancient internet proverb

Give a man some fire and he will be warm for the night
Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life

Hmmmm... maybe not such wise words after all. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif

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VW-IceFire
09-02-2004, 07:01 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SkyChimp:
...you spend 18 hrs a day on it or some IL2 related project

...you count among your very best friends the faceless rabble on this website

...you know where the soccer field on the Smolensk map is, but you don't know where it is in your own neighborhood

...you think that when your little pilot runs from his crashed plane, that counts as your daily dose of exercise

There's gotta be more. Help me out here folks. 18 hours a day? Holy cow. I wouldn't spend 18 hrs a day on the perfect piece of @ss.

_Regards,_
http://members.cox.net/us.fighters/signature2.jpg
_The fuselage is short and fat,
the plank-like wings are square and flat,
While out behind in foul or fair,
the Wildcat's tail stands fair and square._<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Where's the Soccer Field!?

I saw it in the object list but I didn't know where it belonged!

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"Either fight or die"

p1ngu666
09-02-2004, 08:05 PM
i know where there are some on the kurban map http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Merlin (FZG_Immel)
09-02-2004, 08:45 PM
Longhorn.. an aussie one !!! mmm , the only girlfriend that could beat me at beer drinking was an aussie one.. and she weighted half my weight http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/53.gif

they must be trained

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LuckyBoy1
09-02-2004, 10:06 PM
You know you are hopelessly addicted when...

You download and install every last P-51-D skin from www.il2skins.com (http://www.il2skins.com) and think it's normal (makes a P-51_d skin folder that is 1.24 GB in size) and that everyone does it and then you start in on the P-47's.

You refer to your children as your little add-ons.

Your wife snaps it in your face and you go, "Sure baby, in 5 minutes" and 5 hours later, she's still waiting.

You finally upgrade to the super fast CPU and decide 45 frames per minute in perfect with all the eye candy turned up just isn't fast enough so you order water cooling gear.

The policeman asks you why you were speeding and you lie and tell him you had just robbed a bank to avoid telling the truth which is you couldn't wait to get home to the game. Knowing it was a poorly told lie, the policeman asks you again and when you tell him the truth, he smiles and waves you on. As you leave, you can see him staring into space trying to figure out what to tell the watch commander so he can go home early and play it as well.

When your friend calls all excited because Doom 3 was released, you ask him what plane-set it has.

You take down the picture of the President and put up a picture of some itchy looking Russian ex-electronic warfare engineeer.

You buy computers for everyone else in the family so they don't touch your precious IL-2 FB PC.

You have the CH Fighterstick and pedals USB and pine for Track IR 3 Pro.

You write up Luckyboy's Guide For Complete Users without anyone asking you to and you work hard now on the 3rd edition.

You refer to HyperLobby as "going to church".

A man can call your daughter a *****, but if he tells you Cousin Billy's Combat Flight Simulator 3.blow is better than IL-2 FB, well.. them's fightin' words!

You make Ed McMahon wait for you to answer the door because you are in the middle of a coop! (that hasn't happened yet, but it could!)

When the Dr. tells you you have some fatal disease, you ask, "Well Doc, how many campaigns do I have left in me"?
(again, not yet, but could)

Now with an actual index & more fiber! It is newer & and even more improved! It's Luckyboy's Guide For Complete Users!...

http://www.airwarfare.com/tech/tech_lbguide.htm#001%20Security%20Issues

Luckyboy = Senior hydraulic landing gear designer for the P-11 & Contributing Editor to Complete Users magazine.

VMF-214_Pappy
09-02-2004, 10:16 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SkyChimp:
...you spend 18 hrs a day on it or some IL2 related project

...you count among your very best friends the faceless rabble on this website

...you know where the soccer field on the Smolensk map is, but you don't know where it is in your own neighborhood

...you think that when your little pilot runs from his crashed plane, that counts as your daily dose of exercise

There's gotta be more. Help me out here folks. 18 hours a day? Holy cow. I wouldn't spend 18 hrs a day on the perfect piece of @ss.

_Regards,_
http://members.cox.net/us.fighters/signature2.jpg
_The fuselage is short and fat,
the plank-like wings are square and flat,
While out behind in foul or fair,
the Wildcat's tail stands fair and square._<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey Chimp I think you need help than, your number one forum troll in our eyes buddy keep racking up all those post and flame every thread you see. Maybe some day you will get a award from UBI forums. LOL

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Bearcat99
09-03-2004, 06:34 AM
You wake up in the middle of the night and go down to your basement to check the forum......

You keep saying.... just one more.... at 0200hrs when you know you have to get up the next day and drive 90 miles first thing in bumper to bumper traffic.

Your wife comes sobbing hysterically to you about how you never spend time with her and you say..."Uhhhh yah.. honey... just let me finish this skin Ill be right there...."

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Sturmovik Essentials (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=23110283&m=51910959)
IMMERSION BABY!!

Bearcat99
09-03-2004, 06:34 AM
You wake up in the middle of the night and go down to your basement to check the forum......

You keep saying.... just one more.... at 0200hrs when you know you have to get up the next day and drive 90 miles first thing in bumper to bumper traffic.

Your wife comes sobbing hysterically to you about how you never spend time with her anymore and you say..."Uhhhh yah.. honey... just let me finish this skin Ill be right there...."

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>http://www.jodavidsmeyer.com/combat/bookstore/tuskegeebondposter.jpg (http://www.tuskegeeairmen.org)[/list]<UL TYPE=SQUARE>vflyer@comcast.net [/list]<UL TYPE=SQUARE>99thPursuit Squadron IL2 Forgotten Battles (http://www.geocities.com/rt_bearcat)[/list]
Sturmovik Essentials (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=23110283&m=51910959)
IMMERSION BABY!!

gombal40
09-03-2004, 06:42 AM
when you actually get mad when "they"dont give you're dose of weekly updates ( time yet?)

Riceball88
09-05-2004, 07:52 PM
Here's my take....

When u try to make the car go left and right by using the pedals. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/crazy.gif

Everytime u see a moving object, u think about how far foreward u have to aim to hit it. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

The only time u get a cardiovascular excercise is when u get jumped by a 109. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

SkyChimp
09-05-2004, 09:10 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LuckyBoy1:

You refer to your children as your little add-ons.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Regards,
SkyChimp
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heywooood
09-05-2004, 09:39 PM
looka the chimp in his Wildcat ride with the top down... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

you little troll monkey you.

Pappy loves the Skychimpster


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"check your puns"

Snootles
09-06-2004, 01:43 AM
You need help when...

You check your 6 on the highway to make sure nobody's solid on your tail.

You wish your car's dashboard had gauges for oil temperature, coolant temperature, and manifold pressure.

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Dagger_3
09-06-2004, 02:03 AM
...you devlope a sexual attraction to a P-40 http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/heart.gif
...you build a life size Il-2 moddel out of dryer lint http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/52.gif

F16_Fatboy
09-06-2004, 05:05 AM
You know you are krazy when... (http://www.flygflottilj16.se/forum/viewtopic.php?t=190)

FLSTF

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LW_lcarp
09-06-2004, 07:21 AM
You start a thread on any board that reads "You might be addictied to (insert game here)when"

You post a reply to a thread in any forum That reads "You might be addicted to (insert game here) when"

"If winning isnt everything why do they keep score"
Vince Lombardi

GAU-8
09-06-2004, 03:06 PM
what???.. you mean 18 hr days ISNT the norm??

now why would anyone have a girl around..they just to get in the way. ooooh the nagging..

THE PPOA...is not a woman...it is your hand.
ooer ..gotta go..STICK TIME!

heywooood
09-06-2004, 03:13 PM
Uffffff (http://www.slonet.org/~rloomis/wiggum2.wav)


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"check your puns"

DuxCorvan
09-06-2004, 04:16 PM
When you're... let's say happy... and inconsciently you compare yourself with a tank busting Hs 129... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

BTW, I insist: that's not a chimp. It's one of those hot bonobos... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

http://www.unl.edu/rhames/bonobo/sci-bonobo-ape_4.jpg

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
09-06-2004, 06:01 PM
When you finaly sign up for membership of the UBI Sturmovik Forum

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Dagger_3
09-06-2004, 08:20 PM
You need help when.....

... You pee your pants when your No. 2 engin catches fire http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

... You are arrested for 'disturbing the peace' while screeming curses at the two 109's that shot you down http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

WUAF_Badsight
09-07-2004, 01:42 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GAU-8:
now why would anyone have a girl around..they just to get in the way. ooooh the nagging.. !<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


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Yellonet
09-07-2004, 03:28 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Texas LongHorn:
By the way, I MARRIED the perfect piece of a##, she's Aussie and and forty looks maybe twenty five, five feet zilch, 90 pounds, blond hair and blue eyes, plus qualifies as a Pistol Instructor on the range. Pretty cool huh?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Image proof please http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

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LuckyBoy1
09-07-2004, 05:44 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Snootles:
You need help when...

You check your 6 on the highway to make sure nobody's solid on your tail.

You wish your car's dashboard had gauges for oil temperature, coolant temperature, and manifold pressure.

******************************
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v448/theskatingribbit/Kudoarticleedited4.jpg

This mysterious article appeared about a week ago in the Washington Post. When questioned about it, the EiC declined to respond. One truth prevails.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Mine does!!!!

Now with an actual index & more fiber! It is newer & and even more improved! It's Luckyboy's Guide For Complete Users!...

http://www.airwarfare.com/tech/tech_lbguide.htm#001%20Security%20Issues

Luckyboy = Senior hydraulic landing gear designer for the P-11 & Contributing Editor to Complete Users magazine.

horseback
09-07-2004, 11:01 AM
...some of the neighborhood kids think you're a spy because they always hear you keep yelling at some guy named "Number Three" to stop stealing your kills, and some guy named "Number 2" to stop d**king around and cover you.

cheers

horseback

"Here's your new Mustangs, boys. You can learn to fly'em on the way to the target. Cheers!" -LTCOL Don Blakeslee, 4th FG CO, February 27th, 1944

Rola.
09-07-2004, 12:43 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SkyChimp:
...you spend 18 hrs a day on it or some IL2 related project<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, now I'm scared! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif I guess I need a shrink! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


I may add another symptom:
When the wife is bi***ing about you spending too much time with this sim, you say with solemn face: "It's war, darling. It's war out there...".

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GAU-8
09-07-2004, 01:35 PM
one of the reasons why i switched to night work.. when i come home...she is sleeping for the next 8 hours... and when i go to bed... she is gone for the next 8 hrs..LOVE IT

Baco-ECV56
09-07-2004, 02:15 PM
When You get married beliving that having a good wife and raisng a family would be the most rewarding experience in your life but after ten years at it you realice that Flying sims, is all you wanted out of life....
The good part is that I am doing therapy.
The bad part is that is NOT working.

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P.S. Now 8 hours at an @ss, you guys are braggin thats not humanlly posible http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif