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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 03:49 PM
I was recently divorced and I have found comfort in the following mission....

I have applied the faces of my ex-wife, her lawyer and my ex-mother in law to enemy aircraft crews.I have flown this mission for 18 hours a day for the past 9 weeks with increasing success. Parachuting crews are NOT spared from the ravages of my dedicated and savage cannons.

The mission is available for those in a similar or pending situation.

My doctor is now alongside me as I write and suggests that I walk with him to the white van outside and take some tablets....

He will be included in the next mission....ha ha, he he.

I hope this helps

MB_Avro

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 03:49 PM
I was recently divorced and I have found comfort in the following mission....

I have applied the faces of my ex-wife, her lawyer and my ex-mother in law to enemy aircraft crews.I have flown this mission for 18 hours a day for the past 9 weeks with increasing success. Parachuting crews are NOT spared from the ravages of my dedicated and savage cannons.

The mission is available for those in a similar or pending situation.

My doctor is now alongside me as I write and suggests that I walk with him to the white van outside and take some tablets....

He will be included in the next mission....ha ha, he he.

I hope this helps

MB_Avro

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 03:52 PM
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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 03:57 PM
Good job Avro! Good luck with moving on in life and discovering what avenues are now open to you. Don't be afraid to live, love and drink! What you are doing sounds very thearaputic - keep up the good work soldier!! Carry on.

S~ RCAF_Trout.

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 03:58 PM
I wouldn't put the photo of her lawyer in the plane. To him you should be grateful. Think about it; were he any good you would not have a computer to play FB in the first place.



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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 03:59 PM
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That's great! I wish you the best of luck in the future.

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 03:59 PM
heh,

I have my wife and three children in the cockpits.

Nothing better than filling the planes full of lead after a day of Demands, tantrums and tears (and thats just the wife)


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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 04:01 PM
Good post lol

Get laid by somone new. That will make everything look much better in the morning.

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 04:02 PM
Getting divoriced was the best thing ever to happen to me!


Madcowz, you shoot down your kids? Man, that's tough!

See you in the fence.....

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michapma
07-30-2003, 04:05 PM
I suppose you have the ammo set to unlimited...

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 04:14 PM
Well, I suppose it is IL2/FB related.

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 04:21 PM
Good to hear from you RCAF_Trout.....long time no see in the air...

MB_Avro

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 05:53 PM
Divorce is easy. I've done it twice. It's marriage that sucks.

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 07:01 PM
I Love it! You just gave me a great idea! Now I can put my ex girlfriends face on the crews! ROFLOL! : )

On a more serious note, I wish you the best of luck in the future.


Capt. Arnold

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 07:06 PM
IBTL!

Oh, and just grin and bear it. Time will make it all better ( a little "strange" doesn't hurt either.)

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:13 PM
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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:23 PM
Divorce is like having your genitals ripped out through your wallet.......
I almost did it a second time (what can I say) but the words of the immortal Johnny Taylor kept ringing in my ears.... "It's cheaper to keep her......" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif and I am glad I got things together...I should say WE got things together..... she still gets on my nerves at times (wife #2) but she's mine and we both have been through the wringer with each other... Plus that weekend fatherhood stuff is tough.......

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:56 PM
Congrats Bear. You the best.

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:56 PM
Great man, I think it's better then Dr. Phil. This could really save my marriage. I'll let you know.

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 09:29 PM
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce in the U.S.. At least thats what ive bben told



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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 10:10 PM
tsisqua wrote:
- Divorce is easy. I've done it twice. It's marriage
- that sucks.
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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 11:01 PM
I think the same can be applied to old jobs also. I would like to put the face of my old boss on a pilot and shoot him down repeatidly. He would only fly a Storch with no gunner and 25% fuel. He was so cheap he would never but a real warbird, would not "waist" money on bulletes, and nobody would care enough to defend him anyways. And yes, parachutes would be shot. With 37MM shells.

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 11:53 PM
ROFLMAO! Thanks for a great post!

Glad I wasn't your lawyer/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 12:10 AM
Hi Avro ! Great post !!!!

I am divorced too . Not an easy thing to do . But about shooting your ex wife ...../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif I waned to do that with mine too.
Dont keep this bad feelings for too long . Just wait for this thing to pass, then find someone new ..
Wish you all the lucky ,and all the girls you can get !!!


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XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 12:24 AM
Sorry to hear you got divorced.

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Message Edited on 07/31/0301:05AM by Philipscdrw

XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 12:30 AM
Hi Avro. ya I don't fly FB much cause of.... well the list is really to long to get into here and everyones already whined about the same sh!t i wanna whine about. I now occupy myself soley with America's Army until the patch comes out. Then we'll try it again and see what Oleg & Co. can do for damage control.

Good to see you too and hopefully see you in the skys shortly. Oh and somebody already said this but I can't agree more.... get laid by someone new! Does amazing things for one's constitution. Really.

S~ RCAF_Trout

XyZspineZyX
08-02-2003, 03:29 PM
NEWSFLASH

My ex-wife has bought a copy of FB and has requested via my lawyer that we go 1 v 1 on-line.

What plane, armament and skin should I use??

Full real??


....but she may have trim on a slider and TrackIR??

....and rudder pedals??

....the agony of decision...

My lawyer has helpfully said that he will provide impartial legal advice for a small fee plus expenses and a slice of my estate.


MB_Avro

XyZspineZyX
08-02-2003, 05:24 PM
LOL...OMG I wish i had thought about that. Great idea. Not sure I would wanna put my ex-inlaws pic on my puter tho. Might put my T-Bolt into a bad spin.

XyZspineZyX
08-02-2003, 05:24 PM
Hang in there bud.... it will get better. And you will get a whole lot better at killing the bad guys.

XyZspineZyX
08-02-2003, 05:38 PM
wicked!!

XyZspineZyX
08-02-2003, 08:04 PM
MB_Avro wrote:
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- NEWSFLASH
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- My ex-wife has bought a copy of FB and has requested
- via my lawyer that we go 1 v 1 on-line.
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- What plane, armament and skin should I use??
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- Full real??
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- ....but she may have trim on a slider and TrackIR??
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- ....and rudder pedals??
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- ....the agony of decision...
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- My lawyer has helpfully said that he will provide
- impartial legal advice for a small fee plus expenses
- and a slice of my estate.
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- MB_Avro



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XyZspineZyX
08-02-2003, 10:54 PM
LOL hehe

XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 07:40 AM
THAT is really a krazy story, as I once was told "better dead than wed" I would use a YAK-3 or a LA-7 against her.

In such a fight I would take it like that: "Victory is life, defeat your ennemy"

It's pretty obvious that she wants to humiliate you, that's how I'd feel at least so I'd use my experience to the max and would show her no mercy.

If I'd be experienced enough I would challenge my ex in a night fight with thunderstorm as weather and the battle would happen over the sea, no way a newbie could defeat you in those conditions.

And to make things even more interesting now that I'd be sure of having the advantage would be to add a little wager that the loser gives anything the winner wants provided the winner can accomplish that little request.

She asked for it after all.

How's that? That's how I'd treat her if I were you, she'd be lucky if she'd get out of this one with a benefit...Heck it would be a miracle...But that's just me.

XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 01:36 PM
just keep playing.

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XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 02:55 PM
Been there done that 6.5 years ago - except we didn't have FB'then!

It gets better Avro/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif I am nearing my 5'th anniversary with my new bride and its been great! I have 3 great kids, including 2 from this marriage. My newest son is just 9 weeks old and he is fascinated by the sounds coming out of the computer when I play FB's/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Hang in there and thank your lucky stars that you have FB's to pass the time. Heck maybe you'll meet someone who enjoys the game as much as you do.

XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 02:59 PM
Free at last, Free at last!

Congrats on your divorce! Marriage is overrated anyways!

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XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 03:24 PM
Life's a b!tch and then you marry one....

Don't trust her to fly against you online, she'll use your money to pay for a ringer to fly at her end.

Nothing so cold she won't do it. If the divorce didn't teach you then you're hopeless.


Neal

XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 11:02 PM
Thanks for the support and advice all....

Joking aside....it takes a bit to work thru it all..


Regards

MB_Avro

XyZspineZyX
08-05-2003, 04:39 AM
LMAO /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif )

Horrido!
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