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morris15
03-03-2004, 06:07 PM
Has anybody read the readme for AEP yet? I just browsed through it until I came up on the ejection seats for the He-162 and Go-229. I almost died laughing. Read the last line.

"Both the He-162 and Go-229 are equipped with ejection seats. However these are not modern 0-0 ejection seats, and you have a very low chance of survival punching out below 500 meters of altitude or stationary on the ground. Also, try not to eject when flying inverted at tree-top level."

[This message was edited by Morris15 on Wed March 03 2004 at 05:30 PM.]

morris15
03-03-2004, 06:07 PM
Has anybody read the readme for AEP yet? I just browsed through it until I came up on the ejection seats for the He-162 and Go-229. I almost died laughing. Read the last line.

"Both the He-162 and Go-229 are equipped with ejection seats. However these are not modern 0-0 ejection seats, and you have a very low chance of survival punching out below 500 meters of altitude or stationary on the ground. Also, try not to eject when flying inverted at tree-top level."

[This message was edited by Morris15 on Wed March 03 2004 at 05:30 PM.]

tsisqua
03-03-2004, 06:36 PM
Yea, I caught that when the readme was posted earlier today. I busted a rib laughing.

Tsisqua

73GIAP_Milan
03-04-2004, 05:31 AM
LOL!

Try ejecting when flying DIRECTLY UNDER an enemy bomber :P LOL!

Der Tote Baron a.k.a. SK_Black_Knight....
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essemm
03-04-2004, 05:34 AM
Somebody's got a good sense of humor

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RedMelody
03-04-2004, 05:52 AM
Originally posted by Der_Tote_Baron:
LOL!

Try ejecting when flying DIRECTLY UNDER an enemy bomber :P LOL!

Der Tote Baron a.k.a. SK_Black_Knight....
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You gotta pull some lead, mate~

Kampfmeister
03-04-2004, 08:27 AM
Yeah it seems pretty ridiculous, but I don't think it was put there by someone who just has a sense of humor. It was probably put there, because you know some idiot will end up doing just that, and then complain that the ejector seat didn't work properly and killed his pilot.

It's like when you buy a blender or a VCR, and in the manual it shows you a picture of someone using it while taking a bath, warning you not to do that. They wouldn't put something so obviously idiotic in the manuals if some moron hadn't already done something just like that already.

p1ngu666
03-04-2004, 08:40 AM
its a shame u cant just hop out while on the ground, basicaly u dead if on ground :(

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